Taking Applicants

[Mrtenant]

As presented to me, and no it isn't me, all interested post below please


Maybe you can help me work on my resume?

female, creative, pretty, young, in good shape, lives in the west, needing a new boyfriend

......we need is a football team. I'm DYIN' to go watch a pro game!!!
obviously loves football!!!



.......We need to add "fabulous cook, reads Playboy, appreciates porn and the UFC, and has a remarkable talent for giving head." (I know all women claim that last one... but I mean it. I'm really really good.)
can it get any better????

.......Okay, yes.... "flirty as hell" can go on the resume too. Gotta go with what you're good at, right?
obviously yes!!!!


......Um... does it help that I have a good voice too? When I used to work with _________, they always insisted that I needed to charge money for my 1-900 voice.
sounds like a screamer to me!


So the question is.....any you guys or girls, let's not discriminate here, think you got what it takes for this girl?

Impress her with your replies below, and I'm convinced one or more of you will be the lucky winner(s).

Also please help me keep this bumped for the next 3 days.

One final thing, no PMs will be accepted, though someone may be fortunate as to get one or two.

 

[RyanBlack]

As presented to me, and no it isn't me, all interested post below please


Maybe you can help me work on my resume?

female, creative, pretty, young, in good shape, lives in the west, needing a new boyfriend

......we need is a football team. I'm DYIN' to go watch a pro game!!!
obviously loves football!!!



.......We need to add "fabulous cook, reads Playboy, appreciates porn and the UFC, and has a remarkable talent for giving head." (I know all women claim that last one... but I mean it. I'm really really good.)
can it get any better????

.......Okay, yes.... "flirty as hell" can go on the resume too. Gotta go with what you're good at, right?
obviously yes!!!!


......Um... does it help that I have a good voice too? When I used to work with _________, they always insisted that I needed to charge money for my 1-900 voice.
sounds like a screamer to me!


So the question is.....any you guys or girls, let's not discriminate here, think you got what it takes for this girl?

Impress her with your replies below, and I'm convinced one or more of you will be the lucky winner(s).

Also please help me keep this bumped for the next 3 days.

One final thing, no PMs will be accepted, though someone may be fortunate as to get one or two.

Gosh!


I sooo want to apply for the position!!

I get all nervous and stuff though

And I get really really sweaty during interviews. . makes the hair on my back all damp and itchy and next thing you know the fungus is back. . .

but but but

Oh I give up---I never win anything anyways

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Gosh!


I sooo want to apply for the position!!

I get all nervous and stuff though

And I get really really sweaty during interviews. . makes the hair on my back all damp and itchy and next thing you know the fungus is back. . .

but but but

Oh I give up---I never win anything anyways

*takes Ryan by the hand*

come along little man...I'll show you what you need....

 

[RyanBlack]

*takes Ryan by the hand*

come along little man...I'll show you what you need....

is this going to involve the honey and spatula again??? cuz last time you were sooo right it was exactly what I needed

 

[Mrtenant]

Right ok, .....we have a Mr. Black ( taking notes ).....LakeSailer, well thats not really a very good effort, its early yet. Keep them coming.

 

[RyanBlack]

Right ok, .....we have a Mr. Black ( taking notes ).....LakeSailer, well thats not really a very good effort, its early yet. Keep them coming.

What do you mean it wasnt a very good effort!! sheesh what were you expecting

Im not going to use my "Hey baby, whats your sign" line unless Im sure its gonna work---dont wanna bring out the big guns too early in the game---otherwise you have one of those "sudden emissions" and have to change your underwear and Last Mondays pair hasnt been washed yet!!

 

[mickyp123]

What do you mean it wasnt a very good effort!! sheesh what were you expecting

Im not going to use my "Hey baby, whats your sign" line unless Im sure its gonna work---dont wanna bring out the big guns too early in the game---otherwise you have one of those "sudden emissions" and have to change your underwear and Last Mondays pair hasnt been washed yet!!

What about

"I promise to give you the most powerful orgasm of your life,...just make sure you don't spit it out bitch"

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Right ok, .....we have a Mr. Black ( taking notes ).....LakeSailer, well thats not really a very good effort, its early yet. Keep them coming.

Oh, I'm not applying...I'm just trying to keep Ryan out of trouble...we really shouldn't let him play unsupervised...

What do you mean it wasnt a very good effort!! sheesh what were you expecting

Im not going to use my "Hey baby, whats your sign" line unless Im sure its gonna work---dont wanna bring out the big guns too early in the game---otherwise you have one of those "sudden emissions" and have to change your underwear and Last Mondays pair hasnt been washed yet!!

Is Monday the Superman pair? Or is the Spongebob pair?

 

[Mrtenant]

Ok I see,


I'll definitely scratch LakeSailer off the list then.


Please do have him change some underwear though, something that shows a little definition, oh wait, in this case perhaps thats a lot of definition.


Well, moving right along then. Oh are we including Micky too?

 

[RyanBlack]

Oh, I'm not applying...I'm just trying to keep Ryan out of trouble...we really shouldn't let him play unsupervised...




Is Monday the Superman pair? Or is the Spongebob pair?

do you really want to see my underwear????

http://www.oboy.com/Details.htm?web...ex=18616902&prod_number=18616902-4/S&bigPic=0

if you insist!

 

[RyanBlack]

Ok I see,


I'll definitely scratch LakeSailer off the list then.


Please do have him change some underwear though, something that shows a little definition, oh wait, in this case perhaps thats a lot of definition.


Well, moving right along then. Oh are we including Micky too?

Im starting to think the three of us come as a boxed collectors edition

 

[Mrtenant]

Im starting to think the three of us come as a boxed collectors edition

Now that might be a good selling point. As I am her agent in this matter, I'll have to bring that up. Taking more notes.....

 

[RyanBlack]

Now that might be a good selling point. As I am her agent in this matter, I'll have to bring that up. Taking more notes.....

we might even be able to arrainge a coupon or discount for rush delivery

 

[Mrtenant]

we might even be able to arrainge a coupon or discount for rush delivery

Oh sure coupon day is a given. Should do the Pledge of Allegiance first though.

 

[RyanBlack]

Oh sure coupon day is a given. Should do the Pledge of Allegiance first though.

sorry but the only allegiance I have is to my penis. . . sorry

 

[Mrtenant]

sorry but the only allegiance I have is to my penis. . . sorry

Well, then let's hear it ?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

do you really want to see my underwear????

http://www.oboy.com/Details.htm?web...ex=18616902&prod_number=18616902-4/S&bigPic=0

if you insist!

We all know that can't be your underwear...first off, it's not big enough...I think you need something more like this to cradle your member:

http://www.hammocks.com/hammock-chairs/handwoven-hammock-chairs/braziliancottonsolidcolorshammockchair.cfm

We can the top around your neck and that might hold it all...

 

[RyanBlack]

We all know that can't be your underwear...first off, it's not big enough...I think you need something more like this to cradle your member:

http://www.hammocks.com/hammock-chairs/handwoven-hammock-chairs/braziliancottonsolidcolorshammockchair.cfm

We can the top around your neck and that might hold it all...

LOL I knew I liked you for a reason my little creampuff

 

[Mrtenant]

Bumping it,

Hey this is serious business, we need some real applicants here, you fellas go find some real guys. Be useful.

 

[RyanBlack]

Bumping it,

Hey this is serious business, we need some real applicants here, you fellas go find some real guys. Be useful.

Hey thats not fair Im a real guy!!!! I can even show you pictures!!!

 

[janeyl]

Bugger...I've been doing it all wrong...when I've submitted a resume it's been for ME to actually apply for something not the other way around!!

Must try harder Janey...

 

[RyanBlack]

Bugger...I've been doing it all wrong...when I've submitted a resume it's been for ME to actually apply for something not the other way around!!

Must try harder Janey...

ahhh miss J you can always get the job done for me

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hey thats not fair Im a real guy!!!! I can even show you pictures!!!

Be careful...he can...you'll never be the same if he does....It ruined my life...I live in shame now.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Bugger...I've been doing it all wrong...when I've submitted a resume it's been for ME to actually apply for something not the other way around!!

Must try harder Janey...

You have a sex resume??? Does it have pictures???

 

[RyanBlack]

Be careful...he can...you'll never be the same if he does....It ruined my life...I live in shame now.

have you still not been able to get that erection to subside priapism in others is a hazard maybe I should put a warning lable on them,??????