Taking a chill pill

[KillerMuffin]

Hit me with the knock knock jokes people! I like knock knock jokes. The dumber the better.

Thanks!

 

[Guest]

 

[Hanns'sTroll]

Knock knock


Who's there



awwww its just me pencil dick

 

[nike]

knock knock

who's there? your mom

your mom who?

you dont know who your mom is?

so far this is the dummest I'm seen

 

[scrymettet]

knock knock

who's there? Amos

Amos who?

Amos quito bite me

 

[nike]

nope, this one is worse

who's there?

Alaska

Alaska who?



I'll ask ya one more time and then the jokes start over.


the rest are so bad I refuse to post them.

here is the site http://www.azkidsnet.com/JSknockjoke.htm#

 

[nike]

knock knock

who's there? Amos

Amos who?

Amos quito bite me

that one actually made me chuckle

 

[scrymettet]

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you opened this door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you answered the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel to see you, ha, ha!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel seaman !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acid down and be quiet !


more ?

 

[LilMissT]

knock knock.

Who's there?

banana.

banana who?

knock knock.

Who's there?

banana.

banana who?

knock knock.

who's there?

orange

orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

(ok not so much dumb as just annoying..)

~T

 

[Freya]

I don't have a knock knock joke - but I wanted to show you the scarf I bought you for Christmas. I hope you like it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

LMAO. Thank you Freya! I needed another set.


Love the knock knock jokes! I'll have to remember the Alaska one. I bet I forget in five minutes.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Ok Killer........a blond knock knock joke.......You start!

 

[Lancecastor]

Knock knock


Who's there



Someone hacking your PM box

ahahah

That's the best laff I've had tonite.

LC

 

[Harbinger]

knock, knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrup....


moo

 

[Ishmael]

Knock knock


Who's there



Someone hacking your PM box

It's me 'subbie'. I procure bitches for Tulip. Batter up.

Ishmael