Take two minutes

[Aquila]

Take two minutes of every day, and open the newspaper to the obituary section.

If your name isn't there its going to be a good day.

 

[littlekateyes]

Take two minutes of every day, and open the newspaper to the obituary section.

If your name isn't there its going to be a good day.

LMAO

 

[Guest]

 

[TranslatorX]

Re: Re: Take two minutes

Unfunny, unoriginal, lacked the basics needed for a 'gag'


3/10

Translation: I wish I had said it first.

 

[teddybear4play]

In life, you only have one thing to worry about, and that's whether you're healthy or sick. If you're healthy, you have nothing to worry about. But if you're sick, you only have one thing to worry about, and that's whether you're going to get better or going to get worse. If you're going to get better, you have nothing to worry about. But if you're going to get worse, you only have one thing to worry about, and that's whether you're going to live or die. If you're going to live, you have nothing to worry about. But if you're going to die, you only have one thing to worry about, and that's whether you're going to go to heaven or hell. If you're going to go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about. But if you're going to go to hell . . .

TB4p

 

[SpiceCake]

Take two minutes of every day, and open the newspaper to the obituary section.

If your name isn't there its going to be a good day.

One of my favorite professors used to say that every morning. That phrase has fond memories for me.

Thanks, Eagle!

 

[Guest]

Take two minutes of every day, and open the newspaper to the obituary section.

If your name isn't there its going to be a good day.

I get nervous if my sign's forecast is missing from the Horoscopes in my daily.......

 

[vffan]

Take two minutes of every day, and open the newspaper to the obituary section.

If your name isn't there its going to be a good day.

I don't know, I kinda would like to see what people had to say about me. Might only take 2 lines, but hey.


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