Take this IQ test.

[myinnerslut]

Political theory.

that is so cool. i was double majoring in political science but i had to drop the major becuase true to classic me, i always pile too much on my own plate and need to realize when enough is enough.

 

[DeservingBitch]

that is so cool. i was double majoring in political science but i had to drop the major becuase true to classic me, i always pile too much on my own plate and need to realize when enough is enough.

Tell me about it. I'm the queen of piling too much on my own plate. Trouble is I don't seem to have the survival skills needed to realize when enough is enough.

 

[DeservingBitch]

The spankings you deserve for this answer are practically endless.

Why's that?

And does it get worse if I specify that I specialize in postcolonial feminist theory and critique of knowledge production?

 

[Betticus]

Why's that?

And does it get worse if I specify that I specialize in postcolonial feminist theory and critique of knowledge production?

Yes. That would have to include bondage and orgasm control.

 

[Betticus]

Also, you have to wear a shirt that says "talk nerdy to me" at least one weekend a month.

 

[DeservingBitch]

Also, you have to wear a shirt that says "talk nerdy to me" at least one weekend a month.

Oh cool - I so want one of those.

 

[BiBunny]

17.6 25 right.

I am pretty much a mathematic illiterate. Time me on 'em and it's hopeless.

Ditto.

 

[myinnerslut]

Oh cool - I so want one of those.

ditto.

in fact: http://www.cafepress.com/buy/talk+n...&ovtac=PPC&SR=sr2PC1go151952sb13649pi10ai3467 (click for nerdy shirts )

 

[Betticus]

Oh cool - I so want one of those.

I've seen em out there somewhere.

I've always wanted to get my PHD in recreational pharmacology but no one offers that particular field of study.

 

[Betticus]

ditto.

in fact: http://www.cafepress.com/buy/talk+n...&ovtac=PPC&SR=sr2PC1go151952sb13649pi10ai3467 (click for nerdy shirts )

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/talk+nerdy+to+me/-/pv_design_details/pg_3/id_11905184/opt_/fpt_/c_666/

 

[DeservingBitch]

I've always wanted to get my PHD in recreational pharmacology but no one offers that particular field of study.

If it's drugs you want, a PhD in any field would do. At least half the PhD students I know are treated for depression, anxiety, or some other form of mental illness.

The other half is on coke and/or alcoholic.

 

[Betticus]

If it's drugs you want, a PhD in any field would do. At least half the PhD students I know are treated for depression, anxiety, or some other form of mental illness.

The other half is on coke and/or alcoholic.

The only drug I need is female and soft and warm.

 

[DeservingBitch]

The only drug I need is female and soft and warm.

I could use some of that too. Although I prefer them not too soft.

 

[Betticus]

I could use some of that too. Although I prefer them not too soft.

Hey, this is my fantasy!

 

[DeservingBitch]

Hey, this is my fantasy!

Dude, I let you share my fantasy. Don't be a bitch and make me take it away from you.

 

[midwestyankee]

If it's drugs you want, a PhD in any field would do. At least half the PhD students I know are treated for depression, anxiety, or some other form of mental illness.

The other half is on coke and/or alcoholic.

The latter appears to also be true of many of us who escaped the delights of life as an "ABD" here in the lower 48 by abandoning the academy altogether.

 

[Betticus]

Dude, I let you share my fantasy. Don't be a bitch and make me take it away from you.

My fantasy is right there in my av...

<-------------- right there!

 

[DeservingBitch]

The latter appears to also be true of many of us who escaped the delights of life as an "ABD" here in the lower 48 by abandoning the academy altogether.

I'm missing something here. What's "ABD"?

Never mind. "All but dissertation".

My fantasy is right there in my av...

<-------------- right there!

As I said, don't make me take it away from you.

 

[Homburg]

i got an 18


in my defense, i was not alive for a quarter of the questions

You should never take a test when intermittently dead.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

I got 22.

I am 24.8% smarter than the average bear.

 

[cyikac1986]

Don't feel bad, I said Truman was president at the end of world war 2

I thought Truman was president at the end of WWII.....

I got 27...think there is 30 questions

 

[RawHumor]

27

You are 56.3% smarter than average.

So were the people in Iraq affected or effected??? Damn that English, I'll never learn it.

They were affected. Affect is an Action word.

Effect, as in 'cause and effect', is a noun... except in very rare cases.

 

[madetotakeit]

I made a 22 under the influence...guess that is some consolation.

 

[Lightsaber]

yeya

score 24..

 

[Etoile]

26, but I award myself 10 bonus points for finding the error.