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[Cheyenne]

I'm sure this thread would be even more hilarious if any of the
Americans here (me) had a clue as to who these Brit TV (?) characters are! Can anyone translate Brit to American equivalent? And don't use daytime TV characters! I don't know the American side of those, either.

 

[bluespoke]

I'm sure this thread would be even more hilarious if any of the
Americans here (me) had a clue as to who these Brit TV (?) characters are! Can anyone translate Brit to American equivalent? And don't use daytime TV characters! I don't know the American side of those, either.

Sorry don't watch soaps and as for Mr Springer euch!

 

[jass1960]

I'm sure this thread would be even more hilarious if any of the
Americans here (me) had a clue as to who these Brit TV (?) characters are! Can anyone translate Brit to American equivalent? And don't use daytime TV characters! I don't know the American side of those, either.

If only we could, but the British soaps are so far removed from american soaps - for one thing not everyone is gorgeous (on second thoughts - no one is gorgeous): Here's a quick character guide

Set in a Northern terrace street

Ken: 65, old and boring and totally uninteresting
lives with ex-wife sour-faced Diedre
Now Diedre is a horror, ugly, whining, stupid
but not as ugly as Gail (as stupid and whines as much)
Norris: over 60, old, more boring than ken (if that is possible) and with no redeeming features whatsoever (lives with Emily - old, boring, but doesn't whine!)

Still with me.....

The barmaid Shelly; Big Tits - her redeeming feature - otherwise see above - well younger and not as whiney!

Peg - don't ak me imported from another show, which is obviously not as gripping as this one!!!!

is that straight?

 

[Guest]

you bunch of ignorant bastards !! what you don't seem to appreciate is that this is MY life, the fuckin slag stole my bloke from me by saying she has cancer and that her sprog needs a daddy and gets him to put a ring on her finger before he had a chance to think.

someone made a comment that she has more integraty than me because she won't lower herself to a slanging match in here, instead the bitch with some help from her fellow wankers turned this thread round into a joke. I followed her in here as she won't reply t my email, IM's, PM's, letters, phone calls, she even ignores me in the street. Guess she won't debate this with me as she knows she is in the wrong.

so I am back and I am going to keep reminding you all of this thread until she has the deceny to respond to me and not rip the piss along with the rest of you dumb fucks.

Yes Slinky is a real man, all of us involved are real people and I won't rest until Slinky'sWench changes her nick to DumpedWench.

 

[kiwiwolf]

you bunch of ignorant bastards !! what you don't seem to appreciate is that this is MY life, the fuckin slag stole my bloke from me by saying she has cancer and that her sprog needs a daddy and gets him to put a ring on her finger before he had a chance to think.

someone made a comment that she has more integraty than me because she won't lower herself to a slanging match in here, instead the bitch with some help from her fellow wankers turned this thread round into a joke. I followed her in here as she won't reply t my email, IM's, PM's, letters, phone calls, she even ignores me in the street. Guess she won't debate this with me as she knows she is in the wrong.

so I am back and I am going to keep reminding you all of this thread until she has the deceny to respond to me and not rip the piss along with the rest of you dumb fucks.

Yes Slinky is a real man, all of us involved are real people and I won't rest until Slinky'sWench changes her nick to DumpedWench.

LMAO... you are a fucking classic... Slinky has definitely got the better part of the deal if he aint with you, you silly slag... get help, get pissed... get fucked. You are a chapter out of Eastenders... a vignette from Coro street... a caricature of a nagging fish wife. You should be the poster child for compulsory sterilisation of the hideously repulsive.... LMAO

 

[Cheyenne]

is that straight?

I think so. They are all old and ugly and whine a lot. Got it.

 

[Cheyenne]

so I am back and I am going to keep reminding you all of this thread until she has the deceny to respond to me and not rip the piss along with the rest of you dumb fucks.

Yes Slinky is a real man, all of us involved are real people and I won't rest until Slinky'sWench changes her nick to DumpedWench.

Oh, please do! We always love funny soap operas here.

Might I also suggest that you print regular updates of this thread and send them along to Slinky so that he can see just how much you love him? I'm sure it would help you to win him back!

 

[morninggirl5]

Oh, please do! We always love funny soap operas here.

Might I also suggest that you print regular updates of this thread and send them along to Slinky so that he can see just how much you love him? I'm sure it would help you to win him back!

LMAO!

Cheyenne, if you get the address, i'll pay for the postage and printing.

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne, if you get the address, i'll pay for the postage and printing.

Oh, no, no, no. That wouldn't do! Unregistered must send them herself to have the proper effect on Mr. Slinky. She must prove her love for him- we can't help her in that regard!

But we can help her keep this thread alive so that she always has new material to send to him.

 

[BlkPnthr]

Oh, no, no, no. That wouldn't do! Unregistered must send them herself to have the proper effect on Mr. Slinky. She must prove her love for him- we can't help her in that regard!

But we can help her keep this thread alive so that she always has new material to send to him.

Your high horse act has worn out.....so get off it.

 

[estevie]

Chey, you are on a high horse? Well, you should definately get off. Horses that are high are unpredictable!

 

[BlkPnthr]

Chey, you are on a high horse? Well, you should definately get off. Horses that are high are unpredictable!

Shaddap I think you need another spankin.....hmmmm. I am sure Southern would oblige *EG*

 

[estevie]

Shaddap I think you need another spankin.....hmmmm. I am sure Southern would oblige *EG*

LOL

I had to comment, Chey is not on a high horse, Panther. This whole thread is pure entertainment. I'm sure its important to whoever these people are, but when you make shit like this public, well, you get what you deserve.

 

[BlkPnthr]

True enough I guess. Just kind of sick of seeing Cheyenne cut so many people down and act all holier than thou. Hell she did it to me and I hadn't even spoken to her yet, till afterwards.

 

[estevie]

Thats the beauty of the board, my friend. Chey doesn't cut people down. She calls it like she sees it. Nothing more than that. And, honestly, I don't see where she has said anything out of the ordinary. You are quick to react, Panther, I think thats why you have gotten off on the wrong foot with some. Nothing wrong with that, I'm not telling you to change. Just stating a fact that you won't get along with everyone here. It's not that hard to ignore the ones that get under your skin. Trust me, I do it everyday!

 

[Slinky]

I am so touched

"unregistered"... I would like to suggest something to your warped little imagination, a quick fuck up over the bonnet of a car in a niteclub car park 7 months ago does not constitue a relationship, but if you do truly believe that letting a man get intimate with you slack minge for a few minutes is justification to harrass said man for gold bands and happy ever afters then can me and wenchie please have an invite to your wedding with your V.D nurse.... you and he seem to spend so much time together it must be true love.

 

[BlkPnthr]

Thats the beauty of the board, my friend. Chey doesn't cut people down. She calls it like she sees it. Nothing more than that. And, honestly, I don't see where she has said anything out of the ordinary. You are quick to react, Panther, I think thats why you have gotten off on the wrong foot with some. Nothing wrong with that, I'm not telling you to change. Just stating a fact that you won't get along with everyone here. It's not that hard to ignore the ones that get under your skin. Trust me, I do it everyday!

Damnit....again I am forced to agree....I hope this isn't contageous!

 

[Cheyenne]

True enough I guess. Just kind of sick of seeing Cheyenne cut so many people down and act all holier than thou. Hell she did it to me and I hadn't even spoken to her yet, till afterwards.

Because I gave you two months?

I thought you left already earlier this week? You really are a regular wannabe, aren't you?

"But hey, keep it up please....you are making my day go by faster with laughter.

ROFLMAO @ you"

 

[estevie]

LOL

You just gotta get used to this board, Panther. Its definately unique. All will be well!

 

[Cheyenne]

Thats the beauty of the board, my friend. Chey doesn't cut people down. She calls it like she sees it. Nothing more than that.

Thanks.

I'd also add that I keep it to the board- that's just my style. If I can't say it here, I don't say it. I never send nasty PM's to people so that the board can't see what I'm saying. Hear that, Panther?

 

[Guest]

I am so touched

"unregistered"... I would like to suggest something to your warped little imagination, a quick fuck up over the bonnet of a car in a niteclub car park 7 months ago does not constitue a relationship, but if you do truly believe that letting a man get intimate with you slack minge for a few minutes is justification to harrass said man for gold bands and happy ever afters then can me and wenchie please have an invite to your wedding with your V.D nurse.... you and he seem to spend so much time together it must be true love.

it was 6 months ago and I can't believe you will so publically try and deny what we have.

Have you ever asked if the boy is really yours? she's such a slapper, she probably just nailed it on you because yours is a very short name and one that her retarded braincell could remember.

 

[Guest]

see, you won't even defend her in public, silene says it all, you don't love her your just trapped in a situation, have me !!

 

[KillerMuffin]

My hypothesis:

Slinky = Unregistered.

 

[Slinky'sWench]

Slinky is very definately NOT "unregistered" she's been causing trouble for us throughout every PM, IM and forum we belong to and this is just another of her dim attempts to piss everyone off with her claims of injustice.

Slinky only came in here to try and get her to leave as this was the first forum I actually enjoyed being a part of and because I felt so alone at having my private life be so blatantly fucked with.

I do not wish to bump this thread and thank everyone for their kind words of support thru PM but I cannot ignore a claim that Slinky would use his son in such a nasty display of whatever you are claiming him to be Killer.

 

[jass1960]

I think so. They are all old and ugly and whine a lot. Got it.

correct......


...in this real life soap opera they appear to be younger, as ugly and they sure do whine a lot!!!!

..but what entertainment value...

...and we even have blkpanther raising side issues...wonderful