Take my quiz!

[FadingForest]

1. You have read a book in the last six months that wasn't' part of the Twilight series. Add a bonus point if you have no clue who Robert Pattinson is.

2. You rate yourself at least an 8.5 on a 1 to 10 kinkyness scale.

3. You avoid typing LOL at almost any cost, or at least feel slightly guilty when you do.

4. You are an adroit spooner.

5. You have at least one good salacious secret.

6. If you were at a topless beach in the riviera maya, you'd be likely to think to yourself "When in Rome"

7. You are kind to strangers.

8. You could be convinced to jog without being chased (i.e. you're at least reasonably active).

9. You can communicate inappropriate thoughts across a crowded dinner table with just a facial expression.

10. You're open to chatting rather than simply trading messages back and forth (patience is not my strongest virtue).

Score 7 or higher? Drop me a line! Cheers everyone.

 

[nbghyt56]

1. You have read a book in the last six months that wasn't' part of the Twilight series. Add a bonus point if you have no clue who Robert Pattinson is.

2. You rate yourself at least an 8.5 on a 1 to 10 kinkyness scale.

3. You avoid typing LOL at almost any cost, or at least feel slightly guilty when you do.

4. You are an adroit spooner.

5. You have at least one good salacious secret.

6. If you were at a topless beach in the riviera maya, you'd be likely to think to yourself "When in Rome"

7. You are kind to strangers.

8. You could be convinced to jog without being chased (i.e. you're at least reasonably active).

9. You can communicate inappropriate thoughts across a crowded dinner table with just a facial expression.

10. You're open to chatting rather than simply trading messages back and forth (patience is not my strongest virtue).

Score 7 or higher? Drop me a line! Cheers everyone.

11, is that a good score?

 

[FadingForest]

Not for a man.

 

[nbghyt56]

Not for a man.

You might want to state that.

 

[djextra61]

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[FadingForest]

That, or I could content myself to only hear from those capable of successfully inferring it.

 

[nbghyt56]

That, or I could content myself to only hear from those capable of successfully inferring it.

There's no way to infer on your original post.

 

[FadingForest]

Hmm...I write a little screener, the very first question of which is designed to weed out twilight fanatics, and your initial thought is "maybe this is a mixed gender appeal?"

Ok, let's just agree to disagree and move on.

 

[nbghyt56]

Hmm...I write a little screener, the very first question of which is designed to weed out twilight fanatics, and your initial thought is "maybe this is a mixed gender appeal?"

Ok, let's just agree to disagree and move on.

Or you could just say its for women and not be an ass about it. But ok, let's move on.

 

[need_2_cum]

That's better....

Hmm...I write a little screener, the very first question of which is designed to weed out twilight fanatics, and your initial thought is "maybe this is a mixed gender appeal?"

Ok, let's just agree to disagree and move on.

That's much better boys......now kiss & make up............

 

[TheNewKatt]

I did pretty well.

Except for, I'm not into "spooning." when I'm done you can go over to your side, I don't need to be cuddled.

No one will make me jog. I work 60 hours a week, I should spend my time doing that?

I want to throw in my own point. On number one if you've read 50 shades please don't contact me.

If you say you liked it, don't put your back to me, I may hit you with something.

 

[Beefplease]

I want to throw in my own point. On number one if you've read 50 shades please don't contact me.

If you say you liked it, don't put your back to me, I may hit you with something.

I think am in love .

 

[TheNewKatt]

I think am in love .

 

[Beefplease]

Can I still take that rose even if I have read the Beauty series by Anne Rice?

 

[TheNewKatt]

Can I still take that rose even if I have read the Beauty series by Anne Rice?

Tell you what, you can take the rose and use it to caress my naked body if you've read story of O

 

[Beefplease]

Tell you what, you can take the rose and use it to caress my naked body if you've read story of O

And what if I have a not only read it (though it has been a while), own a hard copy that is in pristine condition and locked with my other books as well as a Dvd of it?

 

[TheNewKatt]

And what if I have a not only read it (though it has been a while), own a hard copy that is in pristine condition and locked with my other books as well as a Dvd of it?

Well then, in that case, I may just let you use something besides the rose

Pm me, I love to chat with a man of taste, or one I wouldn't mind tasting for that matter

 

[JasonDaniel]

FadingForest

Just a suggestion, but if you are a man, you might find it helpful to fill out your profile. Because men noticeably outnumber women on Lit, many of the ladies here won't bother to respond to a poster with a blank profile; however, if you are a woman, your PM box is probably already full.

 

[FadingForest]

Just swallowing my pride and doing a little self bump. Thanks all.