take me from behind and suck my c~ck

[Guest]

hi all

I want to be taken roughly from behind while my boyfriends dad sucks on my chopper.

I then want to tie up my teddy bear and shove my hardness into his tight little butt, how he teases me the little flirt.

I want to have a wank while watching Dave Letterman on TV.

I want to shove a cactus up my hairy ring peice while playing with my lamb canon muck chucker

comments welcome

 

[christophe]

hi all

I want to be taken roughly from behind while my boyfriends dad sucks on my chopper.

I then want to tie up my teddy bear and shove my hardness into his tight little butt, how he teases me the little flirt.

I want to have a wank while watching Dave Letterman on TV.

I want to shove a cactus up my hairy ring peice while playing with my lamb canon muck chucker

comments welcome

hence posting as unregistered

 

[Blindinthedark]

Re: Re: take me from behind and suck my c~ck

hence posting as unregistered

I don't know, the teddy bear things turns me on

 

[glamorilla]

hi all

I want to be taken roughly from behind while my boyfriends dad sucks on my chopper.

I then want to tie up my teddy bear and shove my hardness into his tight little butt, how he teases me the little flirt.

I want to have a wank while watching Dave Letterman on TV.

I want to shove a cactus up my hairy ring peice while playing with my lamb canon muck chucker

comments welcome

is your boyfriens dad cute?

 

[christophe]

Re: Re: Re: take me from behind and suck my c~ck

I don't know, the teddy bear things turns me on

yeah he was prolly asking for it! LMAO

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I want to slam my love plums in a draw

I want to have a wank in a cinema and spray love syrup over the old guys head 3 rows in front of me.

I want find some very fat man, that sweats a lot and has piles, then take him roughly from behind in a phone box

Comments welcome

 

[Pixie Mischief]

*LMAO!* OMG ROFLMAO LOL this is one story thing. how about I shove a hot curling iron up your ass as well?

 

[christophe]

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I want find some very fat man, that sweats a lot and has piles, then take him roughly from behind in a phone box

small piles or the big cauliflower kind...

 

[Blindinthedark]

*LMAO!* OMG ROFLMAO LOL this is one story thing. how about I shove a hot curling iron up your ass as well?

Now Pixie, where did you find out about the curling iron

 

[Pixie Mischief]

hmm well I didnt think what he had in mind was painful enough LOL thought a hot curling iron would work! can even stretch with it!

 

[Blindinthedark]

hmm well I didnt think what he had in mind was painful enough LOL thought a hot curling iron would work! can even stretch with it!

It's funny that you mention it that's all. One of my favourite Urban Legends is about a guy who dies by having a curling iron up his but. lol

christophe: the big cauliflower kind. Always the big cauliflower kind. Wouldn't be the same without.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

serious? LOL I made it up, I think.

 

[kotori]

Letterman won't be on again for 63 more hours.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

if he wants his ass fucked so roughly, should use barb wire.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I want to shove a cactus up my hairy ring peice while playing with my lamb canon muck chucker

I'll give you points for creativity.

 

[lovetoread]

I then want to tie up my teddy bear and shove my hardness into his tight little butt, how he teases me the little flirt.

Oh my...this line is so good.

 

[Guest]

 

[Pixie Mischief]

*hides her teddy bears* DONT MOLEST MY TEDDY BEAR!!!!!!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[peachykeen]

I then want to tie up my teddy bear and shove my hardness into his tight little butt, how he teases me the little flirt.

has anyone told tb4p about this yet? he might want to, you know, start getting ready.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

guess the little boy got in trouble. his parents found him on the computer and he wasnt aloud LMAO bad little boy comming here and trying to act like a grown up

 

[Guest]

pixie, can I borrow your teddy for a lard covered, free for all, teddy threesome.

Is your teddy a anal virgin, I hope so...

hmmmm that soft furr, tickles my bollocks

I need something hard and big in my hairy butt crack NOW!!!!!!!!

 

[Mia62]

*LMAO!* OMG ROFLMAO LOL this is one story thing. how about I shove a hot curling iron up your ass as well?

Didn't that happen in some urban legend a few years back?

 

[Starblayde]

I want to shove a cactus up my hairy ring peice while playing with my lamb canon muck chucker

Quele de fuck?

 

[Mia62]

Re: Re: take me from behind and suck my c~ck

Quele de fuck?

You messed up your genders.

It is Quel for masculine and Quelle for feminine. Mind you, the mixed up question sort of fits in this thread.