Take it off!
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CreamyLady
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I am such a klutz that when undressing for my lover, I make a point of undressing on the far side of the room -- there's no chance of me tripping, or falling on top of him.
For safety's sake, I'd have to say no.
For safety's sake, I'd have to say no.
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If I lost like 50lbs, then I'd do it. I'd love to show off my body (more so than I do now) if it looked good! lol
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SeXy ReDHeD
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I definitely would. I have thought of it many times... for both the money and the pleasure of it. The only thing that stops me is the fact that I live in a pretty small city, and there's only about 5 or 6 strip clubs here, and I'm bound to see/be seen by people in my job or maybe even a professor... too risky for now... but I think I am going to do amateur night sometime...
dancinvixen
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Ok Mad, you asked for it. <g> I AM a stripper. I do it for both the money and the fact that I love to show off my tits. For now I only go topless, but once my tummy finishes losing all it's weight <g> and is nice and firm, I plan on going nude. <g> So how's that for an answer?
RAOTFLMFAO @ Poohlive.
No MADDOG I wouldn't, Hell I can't even send the man naked pics of me let alone do it in front of that many people.
If you go past a strip joint in Perth babe, and people are running out screaming ... I'm stripping
Love ya Take Care
No MADDOG I wouldn't, Hell I can't even send the man naked pics of me let alone do it in front of that many people.
If you go past a strip joint in Perth babe, and people are running out screaming ... I'm stripping
Love ya Take Care
Cheyenne
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Strip for a bunch of guys I don't know? Probably not. I don't have the body for it, anyway. I finally just got up enough nerve to send in a profile and a pic today, and I've been around Lit for probably 6 or 7 months! A room full of strange guys would terrify me. I admire the confidence of anyone who can do it though.
KillerMuffin
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Strip for a bunch of guys? How badly do they need to laugh? I'm clumsy and a klutz and would no doubt hurt myself when I fell over.
Anyway, to me stripping is foreplay, a deep rooted part of sex and I don't think I could strip without having sex. So I'll just strip for my StudMuffin and let the guys visit Ms. Vixen, whose no doubt good at what she does. *wink*
Anyway, to me stripping is foreplay, a deep rooted part of sex and I don't think I could strip without having sex. So I'll just strip for my StudMuffin and let the guys visit Ms. Vixen, whose no doubt good at what she does. *wink*
Gingersnap
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I would strip for a lover but not for money. Just not interested in the commercial end of it. It is my opinion that while a unflawed body is pretty it is also like a blank canvas. So many women are unhappy with their bodies, they are unaware of how really beautiful they look. It is hard to think of anything more beautiful then a pregnant woman.
No one has a perfect body, that is the airbrushed fantasy some infantile cowardly man thought up to keep from living in the real world and loving with more then his testicles.I think a healthy body is so awesome. But a body is not what I fell in love with it was the soul of the man( Although the body is exciting as hell!!) I know the most exciting thing about the man I love is that he follows his dream. He has the courage of his convictions and he is honest and kind not to mention funny as hell. I know I have rambled on but suffice to say I find strip clubs rather tragically funny and anything but arousing.
No one has a perfect body, that is the airbrushed fantasy some infantile cowardly man thought up to keep from living in the real world and loving with more then his testicles.I think a healthy body is so awesome. But a body is not what I fell in love with it was the soul of the man( Although the body is exciting as hell!!) I know the most exciting thing about the man I love is that he follows his dream. He has the courage of his convictions and he is honest and kind not to mention funny as hell. I know I have rambled on but suffice to say I find strip clubs rather tragically funny and anything but arousing.
Dixon Carter Lee
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I've danced in some pretty risque musical numbers (the Sex Ballet in "Pippin" for one, done only in dance belts and to Fosse's gyrations, and another bit in the show where I had to bump and grind in a gold dance belt, simulating sex. Yee-ha.)
While on tour with a show in Memphis (I think -- well, somewhere in Tenessee), I entered a dance contest at a local disco, had them play "Old Time Rock and Roll", took off my pants and did my best Tom Cruise. I can't remember if I won or not, but I got me a lot of hoots and hollers.
I also worked a gigantic strip joint in Staten Island once - as a comic. The booker had seen me in a club on the Jersey Shore and wanted me for this enormous male strip show he was planning. He was expecting like 3000 women, and I was to open the show. (Who could turn that down?) He even sent a limo to pick me up in Manhattan. I get there and have to share a dressing room with 10 very muscled, very tan, very fey boys, all dressed in various erotic macho archetype like "Motorcycle Boy" and "Policeman", etc. I get out there to do my gig on the runway -- and there are maybe 25 girls there! NO ONE showed up for this fiasco. And worse, the girls were all like about a hundred miles away along the edges of the room -- and my show is completley audience participatory. So I scremed out the jokes so they could hear me against the wall, run back forth from the stage to the girls to do the tricks, got off as quickly as I could, and went the fuck home. The booker lost his shirt, and I never got paid. I have no idea how the dancing boys made out, but it must have been rough.
But would I strip? Like in a club? No. I wouldn't be able to resist doing insult comedy.
While on tour with a show in Memphis (I think -- well, somewhere in Tenessee), I entered a dance contest at a local disco, had them play "Old Time Rock and Roll", took off my pants and did my best Tom Cruise. I can't remember if I won or not, but I got me a lot of hoots and hollers.
I also worked a gigantic strip joint in Staten Island once - as a comic. The booker had seen me in a club on the Jersey Shore and wanted me for this enormous male strip show he was planning. He was expecting like 3000 women, and I was to open the show. (Who could turn that down?) He even sent a limo to pick me up in Manhattan. I get there and have to share a dressing room with 10 very muscled, very tan, very fey boys, all dressed in various erotic macho archetype like "Motorcycle Boy" and "Policeman", etc. I get out there to do my gig on the runway -- and there are maybe 25 girls there! NO ONE showed up for this fiasco. And worse, the girls were all like about a hundred miles away along the edges of the room -- and my show is completley audience participatory. So I scremed out the jokes so they could hear me against the wall, run back forth from the stage to the girls to do the tricks, got off as quickly as I could, and went the fuck home. The booker lost his shirt, and I never got paid. I have no idea how the dancing boys made out, but it must have been rough.
But would I strip? Like in a club? No. I wouldn't be able to resist doing insult comedy.
Whispersecret
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I could never strip in front of anyone except my husband, and even then I'd feel ridiculous. I just don't have an image of myself as sexy enough to pull it off. I'm coordinated, but stripping just isn't me.
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teresafannin
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Only in private for my sweetie. I love to dance & am a pretty good dancer, but would be too self-conscious. I like the way I look, but not too many people are going to pay to see someone who doesn't have big tits & a little tiny waist. Now, if I had the body & could work in a fairly high class place, heck yeah. At least once, just to see what it would be like.
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Maddog;
Cool question to answer honestly I don't think I would have enough guts too. I have never even done it actually stripped for my husband let alone for strangers for money. I think I would be too embarrassed I don't know though stripping for my man now that could be something to work up to.
Cool question to answer honestly I don't think I would have enough guts too. I have never even done it actually stripped for my husband let alone for strangers for money. I think I would be too embarrassed I don't know though stripping for my man now that could be something to work up to.
Bobtoad777
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does streaking count as stripping??? if it does then i have if it doesnt then i wouldnt if you want details you know what to do.
insideShiraz
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Hey Maddog 40/40...
I wanted to say this to you the other day but I forgot...
I thought that when you jumped into the middle of that story as the Police, it was pretty funny...
Didn't stop anything but it was funny!
I wanted to say this to you the other day but I forgot...
I thought that when you jumped into the middle of that story as the Police, it was pretty funny...
Didn't stop anything but it was funny!
No I wouldn't, for so many reasons!
Mostly, I don't have the body or the confidence for it. Even if I did, I have a feeling it would make me feel "cheap" to strip for money in front of strangers. It seems to me like a first cousin to prostitution. In saying this, I'm not judging anyone who does it, it just isn't for me.
Mostly, I don't have the body or the confidence for it. Even if I did, I have a feeling it would make me feel "cheap" to strip for money in front of strangers. It seems to me like a first cousin to prostitution. In saying this, I'm not judging anyone who does it, it just isn't for me.
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Actually did it....once. When I was in university.
A friend phoned me on a Saturday morning and related to me a story of these ladies he had met at work (he was a bartender/student) the night before. They knew him (as they were regulars) and inquired as to wether he could arrange for some male entertainment for Saturday night. He took one ladies number and assured her that he thought it could be arranged.
Kevin then proceeded to phone me and two more of our friends who would basicly "try anything once" and did a terrific sales/stripper pimp job on us. We were not only willing but eager after he described the arrangement $100.00 each and "whatever happens happens". One of the guys even bought a (I swear to god)a gold sequined G-string.
We arrived at the cottage about 9pm in a mildly inebriated state. Judging by the cottage we figured one of these girls must of had a very wealthy father. We walked in absolutely beaming until we crossed the threshold and reallized there wasn't a woman there under 45. Kevins "regulars" were the combined female staffs of the two Birks (you can start laughing now Isabella) jewelry stores in town. 45 seems like nothing to me now but when your nineteen and expecting to perform in front of girls of a similar age and you have an audience of women who could very well be and probably know your mother.....
Anyway ...with the aid of copious amounts of rum the show did go on, and they were great, but the idea of "whatever happens happens" was quickly discarded.
My embarassing personal disclosure for today.
A friend phoned me on a Saturday morning and related to me a story of these ladies he had met at work (he was a bartender/student) the night before. They knew him (as they were regulars) and inquired as to wether he could arrange for some male entertainment for Saturday night. He took one ladies number and assured her that he thought it could be arranged.
Kevin then proceeded to phone me and two more of our friends who would basicly "try anything once" and did a terrific sales/stripper pimp job on us. We were not only willing but eager after he described the arrangement $100.00 each and "whatever happens happens". One of the guys even bought a (I swear to god)a gold sequined G-string.
We arrived at the cottage about 9pm in a mildly inebriated state. Judging by the cottage we figured one of these girls must of had a very wealthy father. We walked in absolutely beaming until we crossed the threshold and reallized there wasn't a woman there under 45. Kevins "regulars" were the combined female staffs of the two Birks (you can start laughing now Isabella) jewelry stores in town. 45 seems like nothing to me now but when your nineteen and expecting to perform in front of girls of a similar age and you have an audience of women who could very well be and probably know your mother.....
Anyway ...with the aid of copious amounts of rum the show did go on, and they were great, but the idea of "whatever happens happens" was quickly discarded.
My embarassing personal disclosure for today.
