Tak e a relgion quiz and see if it matches you

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

http://selectsmart.com/RELIGION/


1. Seventh Day Adventist (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (99%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (96%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (86%)
5. Roman Catholic (86%)
6. Islam (76%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (76%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (74%)
9. Jehovah's Witness (70%)
10. Hinduism (67%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (57%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)
13. Jainism (56%)
14. Liberal Quakers (49%)
15. Sikhism (45%)
16. Unitarian Universalism (43%)
17. Reform Judaism (38%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (35%)
20. Nontheist (29%)
21. Neo-Pagan (22%)
22. New Age (21%)
23. Secular Humanism (18%) 24. Taoism (16%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (14%)
26. New Thought (12%)
27. Scientology (12%)

 

[lovetoread]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

3. Liberal Quakers (96%)

4. Reform Judaism (91%)

5. Bahá'í Faith (88%)

6. Neo-Pagan (81%)

7. New Age (74%)

8. New Thought (71%)

9. Secular Humanism (67%)

10. Theravada Buddhism (65%)

11. Sikhism (65%)

12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (63%)

13. Mahayana Buddhism (62%)

14. Scientology (60%)

15. Taoism (58%)

16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)

17. Orthodox Judaism (52%)

18. Orthodox Quaker (50%)

19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (47%)

20. Jainism (46%)

21. Islam (45%)

22. Nontheist (43%)

23. Eastern Orthodox (31%)

24. Roman Catholic (31%)

25. Hinduism (30%)

26. Jehovah's Witness (30%)

27. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)

 

[Georgia Girl]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Bahá'í Faith (98%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
4. Liberal Quakers (95%)
5. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (92%)
6. Reform Judaism (92%)
7. Neo-Pagan (84%)
8. New Age (82%)
9. Jehovah's Witness (81%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (77%)
11. Sikhism (77%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
13. Orthodox Judaism (74%)
14. Jainism (70%)
15. Islam (66%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (66%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (65%)
18. Secular Humanism (61%)
19. New Thought (58%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%)
21. Scientology (54%)
22. Taoism (50%)
23. Hinduism (40%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (38%)
25. Nontheist (35%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (32%)
27. Roman Catholic (32%)

 

[perks]

Liberal Quaker, Reformed Jew, Liberal Protestant.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (80%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (79%)
4. Liberal Quakers (78%)
5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (74%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (73%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (68%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (65%)
9. Reform Judaism (60%)
10. Jehovah's Witness (54%)
11. New Age (54%)
12. Eastern Orthodox (53%)

13. Roman Catholic (53%)

14. Orthodox Judaism (53%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (53%)
16. New Thought (53%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (52%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (51%)
19. Neo-Pagan (49%)
20. Sikhism (48%)
21. Islam (48%)
22. Scientology (43%)
23. Secular Humanism (42%)
24. Taoism (33%)
25. Jainism (33%)
26. Hinduism (30%)
27. Nontheist (27%)


Funnily enough.. i was born into and raised in the ROman Catholic faith.

 

[sunstruck]

My Grans would NOT be proud

1. Neo-Pagan (100%) Click here for info
2. New Age (83%) Click here for info
3. Unitarian Universalism (80%) Click here for info
4. Mahayana Buddhism (77%) Click here for info
5. Liberal Quakers (69%) Click here for info
6. Sikhism (66%) Click here for info
7. Jainism (64%) Click here for info
8. Reform Judaism (64%) Click here for info
9. Theravada Buddhism (61%) Click here for info
10. Secular Humanism (60%) Click here for info
11. Hinduism (56%) Click here for info
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%) Click here for info
13. Bahá'í Faith (50%) Click here for info
14. Orthodox Judaism (48%) Click here for info
15. New Thought (47%) Click here for info
16. Nontheist (46%) Click here for info
17. Taoism (43%) Click here for info
18. Scientology (42%) Click here for info
19. Islam (36%) Click here for info
20. Orthodox Quaker (30%) Click here for info
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%) Click here for info
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (19%) Click here for info
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (18%) Click here for info
24. Eastern Orthodox (15%) Click here for info
25. Roman Catholic (15%) Click here for info
26. Seventh Day Adventist (12%) Click here for info
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%) Click here for info

 

[Kitte]

1. Neo-Pagan (100%) <------------------------thats me
2. New Age (93%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (78%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
6. New Thought (69%)
7. Liberal Quakers (67%)
8. Scientology (66%)
9. Secular Humanism (63%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
11. Hinduism (59%)
12. Jainism (56%)
13. Reform Judaism (52%)
14. Sikhism (49%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (49%)
16. Taoism (47%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
18. Nontheist (38%)
19. Bahá'í Faith (36%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (32%)
21. Islam (21%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
25. Roman Catholic (17%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (9%)

finally I test I did good on!

 

[Sillyman]

Unitarian Universalism (100%)

Theravada Buddhism (98%)

Liberal Quakers (98%)

Mahayana Buddhism (97%)

 

[ginslinger]

Ok I took the test...


Secular Humanism

Belief in Deity: Not considered important. Most Humanists are atheists or agnostics.
Incarnations: Same as above.
Origins of universe/life: The scientific method is most respected as the means for revealing the mysteries of the origins of the universe and life.
After death: An afterlife or spiritual existence after death is not recognized.
Why evil? No concept of “evil.” Reasons for wrongdoing are explored through scientific methods, e.g. through study of sociology, psychology, criminology, etc.
Salvation: No concept of afterlife or spiritual liberation or salvation. Realizing ones personal potential and working for the betterment of humanity through ethical consciousness and social works are considered paramount, but from a naturalistic rather than supernatural standpoint.
Undeserved suffering: No spiritual reasons, but rather a matter of human vulnerability to misfortune, illness, and victimization.
Contemporary Issues: The American Humanist Association endorses elective abortion. Other contemporary views include working for equality for homosexuals, gender equality, a secular approach to divorce and remarriage, working to end poverty, promoting peace and non-violence, and environmental protection.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Nontheist (84%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
5. Liberal Quakers (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (57%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (55%)
8. New Age (41%)
9. Taoism (41%)
10. Reform Judaism (39%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (30%)
12. New Thought (27%)
13. Scientology (27%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (23%)
15. Sikhism (23%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (15%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (15%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (12%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
21. Hinduism (7%)
22. Islam (7%)
23. Jainism (7%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (7%)
25. Roman Catholic (7%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (7%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

[Willing and Unsure]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
4. Nontheist (75%)
5. Liberal Quakers (74%)
6. Neo-Pagan (70%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
8. New Age (53%)
9. Taoism (53%)
10. Reform Judaism (51%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
12. New Thought (37%)
13. Scientology (37%)
14. Sikhism (33%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (27%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (24%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (18%)
19. Hinduism (15%)
20. Jainism (15%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (14%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
23. Islam (9%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (9%)
25. Roman Catholic (9%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (9%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

[Cibo]

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (86%)
5. New Thought (80%)
6. Liberal Quakers (75%)
7. Reform Judaism (74%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
9. New Age (73%)
10. Secular Humanism (73%)
11. Scientology (72%)
12. Hinduism (70%)
13. Sikhism (68%)
14. Nontheist (60%)
15. Taoism (60%)
16. Jainism (56%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (55%)
18. Orthodox Judaism (50%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
23. Islam (34%)
24. Roman Catholic (34%)
25. Bahá'í Faith (31%)
26. Jehovah's Witness (25%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)

 

[sabbathstorm]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Nontheist (84%)
4. Liberal Quakers (74%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
7. Neo-Pagan (62%)
8. New Age (51%)
9. Reform Judaism (50%)
10. Taoism (50%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
12. New Thought (38%)
13. Scientology (38%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (31%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (27%)
17. Sikhism (25%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)
19. Islam (19%)
20. Jainism (19%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (19%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (15%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
25. Hinduism (7%)
26. Roman Catholic (7%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

[paphian]

Hmmmmm

It's a bit disturbing to see that "New Age" made it into the top ten, considering that I think they're all pretty whacko, but otherwise this fits reasonably well. That Scientology bit has me worried though. I'll have to work on making that impossible...

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. Neo-Pagan (93%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (89%)
5. Liberal Quakers (87%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
7. Nontheist (84%)
8. Reform Judaism (82%)
9. New Age (73%)
10. New Thought (73%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (66%)
12. Scientology (66%)
13. Taoism (59%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)
15. Orthodox Judaism (52%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (49%)
17. Sikhism (47%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (45%)
19. Islam (43%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (43%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (36%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (33%)
23. Roman Catholic (33%)
24. Jainism (31%)
25. Hinduism (27%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (18%)

 

[Mischka]

0% Jehovah's Witness.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

Rankings:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/UU.html
2. Neo-Pagan (90%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/NP.html
3. Liberal Quakers (84%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/LQ.html
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/LC.html
5. New Age (79%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/NA.html
6. Secular Humanism (71%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/Hu.html
7. Theravada Buddhism (70%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/TB.html
8. Mahayana Buddhism (60%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/MB.html
9. Nontheist (58%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/At.html
10. Hinduism (55%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/Hi.html
11. Orthodox Quaker (55%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/OQ.html
12. Taoism (47%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/Ta.html
13. Reform Judaism (46%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/RJ.html
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (44%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/CC.html
15. Jainism (42%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/Ja.html
16. New Thought (40%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/NT.html
17. Seventh Day Adventist (39%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/sd.html
18. Scientology (37%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/Sc.html
19. Eastern Orthodox (31%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/EO.html
20. Roman Catholic (31%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/RC.html
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/CS.html
22. Orthodox Judaism (26%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/OJ.html
23. Bahá'í Faith (24%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/Ba.html
24. Sikhism (22%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/Si.html
25. Islam (17%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/Is.html
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (13%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/LD.html
27. Jehovah's Witness (6%) http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/JW.html

i am not suprised in number 1 or 2 I am really interested in those areas

 

[Mae13]

Hrm, interesting

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (82%)
4. New Age (80%)
5. Secular Humanism (80%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
7. Reform Judaism (76%)
8. New Thought (74%)
9. Scientology (73%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (68%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (63%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (62%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (62%)
14. Taoism (62%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (56%)
16. Nontheist (52%)
17. Jainism (50%)
18. Sikhism (47%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (46%)
20. Hinduism (39%)
21. Islam (39%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (38%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (28%)
25. Roman Catholic (28%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

0% Jehovah's Witness.

Now what are you hiding from us Mischka

 

[J.B.]

Who knew?

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. New Age (95%)
4. Liberal Quakers (82%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (82%)
6. Scientology (82%)
7. New Thought (79%)
8. Reform Judaism (76%)  
9. Sikhism (72%)  
10. Jainism (66%)  
11. Hinduism (65%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (62%)
14. Orthodox Judaism (62%)  
15. Bahá'í Faith (60%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%)
17. Secular Humanism (56%)  
18. Taoism (52%)
19. Islam (51%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
21. Nontheist (34%)  
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (22%)
25. Roman Catholic (22%)
26. Jehovah's Witness (22%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)

 

[DevilBoy79]

Figured would surf theboards before i picked up real quick here are the results

BELIEF SYSTEM SELECTOR RESULTS
Your Results:

1. Neo-Pagan (100%) Click here for info
2. Unitarian Universalism (90%) Click here for info
3. Mahayana Buddhism (88%) Click here for info
4. New Age (88%) Click here for info
5. Theravada Buddhism (88%) Click here for info
6. Secular Humanism (85%) Click here for info
7. Liberal Quakers (80%) Click here for info
8. Nontheist (73%) Click here for info
9. Jainism (72%) Click here for info
10. Taoism (72%) Click here for info
11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%) Click here for info
12. New Thought (65%) Click here for info
13. Orthodox Quaker (64%) Click here for info
14. Scientology (56%) Click here for info
15. Hinduism (53%) Click here for info
16. Sikhism (51%) Click here for info
17. Reform Judaism (48%) Click here for info
18. Bahá'í Faith (45%) Click here for info
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%) Click here for info
20. Orthodox Judaism (38%) Click here for info
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%) Click here for info
22. Seventh Day Adventist (33%) Click here for info
23. Islam (26%) Click here for info
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%) Click here for info
25. Jehovah's Witness (16%) Click here for info
26. Eastern Orthodox (13%) Click here for info
27. Roman Catholic (13%) Click here for info

1-4 are about me i guess, dont really believe in the existance of a singular diety or one diety for that matter, i broke away form those, forced child hood beliefs

 

[TWB]

Your Results:

1. New Age Sex(100%)
2. Analtarian Universalism (95%)
3. Neo-Pagan scrotum worship(93%)
4. Liberal Quackers (93%)
5. Myhynie Buddhism (83%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Proctologist (78%)
7. Masturbatology (73%) Click here for info
8. New Clitoral Thought (73%) Click here for info
9. Christian Screwing (Church of Christ, SexSlave) (67%)
10. Theravada Buttfuckism (67%)
11. Toeism (66%)
12. Orthodox Boobiesqueezer (65%)
13. Bahá'í Fuck (60%)
14. Reformed lit licker (60%)
15. Sexular Humanism (60%)
16. Seeksexism (46%)
17. Hind-end-ism (46%)
18. Janeism (44%)
19. Orthodox Janesgism (36%)
20. Nontheist (32%)
21. Islut (29%)
22. Roman Boy Toy (11%)

 

[Mischka]

Now what are you hiding from us Mischka

I'll bet you five bucks to guess the 100% category. The rest are just filler.

 

[WaxNWane]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (80%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
5. Nontheist (72%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
7. Neo-Pagan (67%)
8. New Age (58%)
9. Taoism (54%)
10. Reform Judaism (51%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (48%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
13. Scientology (39%)
14. New Thought (37%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (36%)
16. Jainism (33%)
17. Sikhism (33%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (31%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
21. Islam (20%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (20%)
23. Hinduism (19%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
26. Roman Catholic (13%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (8%)

You'd think strongly pro-choice & not condeming homosexuals would put me at 0 on the Catholic list...ah well. Call me meester secular humanist.

 

[ExLimey]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%) 3. Nontheist (85%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
5. Liberal Quakers (67%)
6. Neo-Pagan (54%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (53%)
8. New Age (37%)
9. Reform Judaism (37%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
11. Sikhism (34%)
12. Taoism (32%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (31%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (25%)
16. New Thought (24%)
17. Scientology (24%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (22%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (20%)
21. Hinduism (20%)
22. Islam (20%)
23. Jainism (20%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (20%)
25. Roman Catholic (20%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)


Damn, If I'd have just answered yes to remaining celibate but having sex with young boys maybe I could have been more than 20% Catholic!?

 

[Mellon Collie]

I live in the wrong country...

1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (98%)
3. Scientology (86%)
4. Taoism (82%)
5. New Thought (74%)
6. Liberal Quakers (72%)
7. Hinduism (71%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
9. Secular Humanism (66%)
10. Unitarian Universalism (63%)
11. New Age (60%)
12. Reform Judaism (58%)
13. Sikhism (57%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
15. Jainism (51%)
16. Neo-Pagan(50%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (46%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (46%)
19. Nontheist (44%)
20. Bahá'í Faith (43%)
21. Islam (35%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)24. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (20%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
27. Roman Catholic (17%)

 

[KJGirlie]

1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)

2. Seventh Day Adventist (93%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (85%)
4. Roman Catholic (85%)
5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (81%)

Makes you wonder what the heck I'm doing here, huh?