Tailgating?

sufisaint

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Any one ever slam on the brakes and purposely get hit because your just so pissed because someone is up your ass? I have gotten out at the light...almost did today but I realized it was woman so whats the point...
 
I used to have this little 5 speed import. One time some idiot on the freeway stayed right on my ass for miles. When I took the offramp and noticed he was still right on my bumper, I decided not to slow down through the turn untill the last possible moment. Then I down shifted from 5th to 1st without hitting the breaks, he came inches from hitting me, and I had to replace my transmission soon after, but I didn't care.
 
Hopefully he needed new brake pads and then went to Midas and got ripped off for roters as well!!
 
That story was touching, brought tears to my eyes even...

Bye the way you owe me for those breaks you BITCH!! :D
 
Ice Cold said:
That story was touching, brought tears to my eyes even...

Bye the way you owe me for those breaks you BITCH!! :D


:eek: After the way you rode my ass? Hell, you didn't even buy me dinner first.
 
cybergirly1989 said:



:eek: After the way you rode my ass? Hell, you didn't even buy me dinner first.

Dinner? Oh I forgot you are one of those post-feminst type women. ;)
 
Ice Cold said:


Dinner? Oh I forgot you are one of those post-feminst type women. ;)


Post-feminist? Not at all, but after doing 80 mph with a guy up your tail pipe, the least a girl expects is a phone call the next day. I mean geeshhh....
 
cybergirly1989 said:



Post-feminist? Not at all, but after doing 80 mph with a guy up your tail pipe, the least a girl expects is a phone call the next day. I mean geeshhh....


I tried calling the number on your bumper, but no one picked up at 1-800-fuck-off.... besides I was just trying to see your tail pipe a little better... honestly.
 
No one answered? Did you press 1 and then enter your credit card number as requested?
 
I drive really really slow for them and won't let them pass. Once I did that and the guy got around me, cut me off, and then stopped his car and got out. I drive little cars, so he was a little suprised when I got out of my car. He jumped back into his car, locked the door, and then burned rubber getting out of Dodge. That was fun.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
 
I tried but it was over the limit.... must have been ran up from the previous time I tailgated.
 
I don't need to hit the brakes - I have been hit from behind 3 times, twice while at a stop. Believe me, you don't want to do this on purpose; even with a little bump it hurts!

I almost never tailgate, especially at speed and especially in my car. Sometimes I tailgate for a few seconds on my bike when I wam weaving in and out of traffic, but it is unlikely that on a 500 pound bike I will hurt anyone who is in a 5000 pound car. They can do me real damage, but it is almost always the biker how gets hurt.

Besides, I can get up to 100 MPH and back to zero in the same amount of time it takes a car just to get up to 100 MPH. Bikes can accelerate and stop a lot faster than cars, and they can fit into spaces cars can't. This is why I have a special circuit on my bike that turns on my brake lights when I am decelerating using the engine only - I can slow as fast with the engine as a lot of cars can with their brakes, and since a lot of bikers get hit from behind by cars, I figure it is insurance - especially when someone is following closely.

I hate tailgaters! :mad: I have often thought before I got serious about a woman I wanted to see how she drove - if she tailgated and/or weaved in and out of traffic, I would drop her like a hot potato!
 
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