Tags

[Just-Legal]

*peeks*

What? The gentle method of persuasion is...

*crashtacklepouncetickle*

 

[damppanties]

What? The gentle method of persuasion is...

*crashtacklepouncetickle*

Go on then. *gives an encouraging look*

 

[shereads]

What are tags? All it means to me is how much I have to pay and if I have too look at one, it's probably too much for me to handle, anyhow.

I think tags are the printed paper things that can't be removed from a mattress or pillow under penalty of law.

Or maybe that's just a U.S. thing. Like 'nuke-uler.'

 

[matriarch]

I think tags are the printed paper things that can't be removed from a mattress or pillow under penalty of law.

Or maybe that's just a U.S. thing. Like 'nuke-uler.'

*tea spew*

Thank you.
Such a good way to start the day.

 

[gauchecritic]

I think tags are the printed paper things that can't be removed from a mattress or pillow under penalty of law.

Or maybe that's just a U.S. thing. Like 'nuke-uler.'

That's 'noocleah' like 'chowdah'.

So let me get this straight: That's better, I can sit down now.

 

[shereads]

That's 'noocleah' like 'chowdah'.

So let me get this straight: That's better, I can sit down now.

Noocleah is a softer southern style; too Jimmy Carteresque. The current vogue is for the Texan pronunciation. Try it: NEWK-yew-ler.

You'll have plenty of time to practice if you remove your mattress tags under penalty of law.

I should conduct a poll about this...

 

[Guest]

Noocleah is a softer southern style; too Jimmy Carteresque. The current vogue is for the Texan pronunciation. Try it: NEWK-yew-ler.

You'll have plenty of time to practice if you remove your mattress tags under penalty of law.

I should conduct a poll about this...

would it be terribly inappropriate of me to dub you 'poll queen'?
would it be worse if i spelled it pole? and would you be offended?
all this and more in tomorrow's episode of As the AH Turns.

 

[shereads]

would it be terribly inappropriate of me to dub you 'poll queen'?
would it be worse if i spelled it pole? and would you be offended?

I would prefer 'pole goddess.' Thank you for asking.

 

[neonlyte]

I would prefer 'pole goddess.' Thank you for asking.

Taciturn breed - the poles, you sure you're up for it?