Tag Lines for Literotica Contest

[Guest]

Hey, all!

I preface all of this with the disclaimer that this is all my own idea. It is entirely unsanctioned by Literotica and I fully expect Laurel to laugh at the postings here.

I just received a great PM from a fellow AH haunter with a "tag line" for Literotica. It made me laugh and then made me think of my own tag line for Lit.

So, I challenge the esteemed members of the AH to come up with the best tag line for Literotica. I expect Quasi will put us all to shame, but it will be fun to see all of the different and clever takes we each have.

My contribution:

Literotica: public exposure without public prosecution!

It is lame compared to the one sent to me, so I hope the genius one gets posted soon.

b

 

[ffreak]

That is not lame - I like it.

This is going to be fun. Here's one:

Literotica - cheaper than a psychologist and far more entertaining.

 

[MathGirl]

Hiya, Bridget,
More truth than fiction in, "Where the Elite Meet to Beat Their Meat."
MG

 

[Guest]

Here's my effort:

Literotica: where the authors bear their souls, and sometimes much more.

Cool idea btw, Bridget.

Loulou

 

[gauchecritic]

Literotica: However dirty your dreams, they've been written down here

Gauche

 

[TheEarl]

Literotica - 7000 deadly sins

A bit crap, but just off the top of my head.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Dually impressed

These are great!

Thanks, Loulou.. sometimes all my synapses fire in the correct sequence. BTW, if we don't want the tag line to go to Extreme, we have to make that Bare instead of Bear.... and could we say, "and if you're lucky much more"?

Wait, that might be a bad idea since we already get requests for nude pics...

MG- Elite? The people that wank to my stuff are elite? I am very, very scared...

Gauche- as usual you cut to the chase...

Earl- damn, I have a lot of stories to read, I've only gotten to 148 distinct sins.

fffffff- still chuckling.

b

 

[Icingsugar]

Let's see...

#1
Literotica - causing sticky keyboards since 1996
Well, it's true, isn'tit?

#2
Literotica - if it ain't here, you're one sick puppy
To take Gauche's suggestion one step further.

#3
Literotica - bring the kids. Not!
Please kill me.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

• Literotica - Smut R' Us
• Literotica - Official International Site of Kinks And Perversion
• Literotica - would you like some smut with that?
• Literotica - Sex and fucks and cock n'roll...
• Literotica - Erotic? Yes. Smutty? Definitely. Kinky? Atleast in Fetish...
• Literotica - Sex is just the beginning...

 

[Guest]

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Literotica-Yes, it's all true...but only in your fantasies

Literotica-Free Porn!

Literotica-Fight about politics while beating off

Literotica-Where the weirdos cum

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think the Free Porn tag-line would attract the biggest number of visitors.

Pavlov's Dogs, you know...

 

[ffreak]

Politics??

Oh, yeah, I forgot. So when is the bus leaving for California?
MathGirl for Gov!

Literotica - we take erotica literally

First the Golden State - then the White House
why do you think they have all those bedrooms? Too many politicians, not enough beds.

 

[oggbashan]

Literotica - more stories than you could read in a lifetime. Some of them are readable.

Literotica - more stories born each day than babies in Iceland.

Literotica - more nuts than in the forums than in Brazil.

Og

 

[destinie21]

Literotica-debauchery at it’s best
Literotica-wanton debauchery and so much more

 

[Jenny _S]

Literotica - Wankers and other illiterates welcome.

 

[Quasimodem]

Men's Tag

Literotica - More stories than you can shake your dick at.




Women's Tag

Literotica - The likely site of your "Gee!" spot.




A Unisex Tag

Literotica - Covers everybody's fetish except grammarians.

 

[Jenny _S]

Literotica - More Cocks than a barnyard, More pussy than a Cathouse.

 

[Icingsugar]

Literotica - more sex than you'll ever ever ever have

 

[ffreak]

All of a sudden I hear Literotica, the Musical:

Literotica, Literotigay, Literotiwee, we're having so much fun

Clinton version: So many bedrooms, so few interns.

 

[sirhugs]

Literotica- why Cum anywhere Else?

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Dually impressed

Originally posted by bridgetkeeney MG- Elite? The people that wank to my stuff are elite?

Dear Bridget,
"Degenerate scum" may be closer to the fact, but it ruins the sound of the sentence.
MG

 

[The_Fool]

Literotica - woo your romance, fondle your fetish, dominate your erotic side.

 

[ffreak]

ooo - I like that one, Fool.

Literotica - school for your head - and your mind too

Literotica U - naked essays (for when we found the university here - studies in sex, gay sex, fetish sex, romance, bondage... Hey we probably need an island to form our own nation so this will be legal. Anyone with a spare island?)

Literotica - for the unsated mind

 

[Guest]