Ta-da!!!

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WHAT!?!?

Are you calling rhinoguy's cockhead a TIT?

You will have to refer to your memory, rhinoguy has tucked the little guy away, again.

I most certainly WILL have to refer to my memory, as I haven't seen a real cock in months...

 

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I most certainly WILL have to refer to my memory, as I haven't seen a real cock in months...

Gee, that brought a tear to my eye. P.

 

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Maybe I should define "real"...

A REAL cock is...

1. Not a mere photo on a website/porn flick/porno mag
2. Not a drawing on a website/in a porn flick/porno mag
3. Not manipulated by drugs or operations
4. Not less than 20 centimeters/8" long/slimmer than your regular size toilet paper roll cardboard base
5. Not made out of rubber, plastic or metal
6. Not attached to a belt
7. Not carved out of a vegetable/shaped by tongue out of an icecream/icicle
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