T.V. Dinners

[Sillyman]

What crack addict designed the instructions and packaging on these things? Was it two crack addicts working in tandem, or was it a small team of crack addicts lead by an empowered team leader crack addict?

They want me to remove the plastic from just the chicken and leave it over the potatoes. Sure, no problem, I can follow directions. The problem is, is that both of said items are in the same part of the tray. You can't remove or keep just part of the damn thing. That doesn't work. Maybe they could actually make it where you just remove the whole goddamn wrap, or don't fuck with it? Would that have been so hard?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Maybe you should try crack instead. It doesn't seem so complicated.

 

[bluemuse]

What crack addict designed the instructions and packaging on these things? Was it two crack addicts working in tandem, or was it a small team of crack addicts lead by an empowered team leader crack addict?

They want me to remove the plastic from just the chicken and leave it over the potatoes. Sure, no problem, I can follow directions. The problem is, is that both of said items are in the same part of the tray. You can't remove or keep just part of the damn thing. That doesn't work. Maybe they could actually make it where you just remove the whole goddamn wrap, or don't fuck with it? Would that have been so hard?

Are you my husband? You sure sound like him.

 

[Burning Chrome]

Anything Salisbury Steak is good, and if you don't like the instruction to T.V. dinners, cook real food.

You already said you can follow instructions, that means you know how to cook.

 

[Sillyman]

Maybe you should try crack instead. It doesn't seem so complicated.

Exactly. Lighter, spoon, bam. You don't need to heat just one side of the spoon or havethe lighter set to the right temperature or flip the rock halfway through inhaling or any of that shit.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

The rubber chicken could probably even help you out.

 

[Sillyman]

The rubber chicken could probably even help you out.

I've had to put that goddamn chicken in detox more times than I can count while sober. Fucker stays up at all hours and brings his damn chicken whores into my house.