T-shirts and bumper sticker

[Boundlife]

If there was a line of Lit T-shirts and bumper stickers what could they say?
For example, one thing I learned here that would make a good T:

BDSM, more than whips and chains

Any others?

 

[estragon]

Bumper sticker: Edit for Lit--Quibble While You Dribble

 

[TE999]

This is an oldie, but it's still funny:

'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.'

 

[oggbashan]

If you can't do it; Write about it.

An impossible fetish? Fiction makes anything possible.

A giant cock? That'll do nicely.

Basketball-sized tits? Fiction will hold them up.

 

[Handley_Page]

Neutrinos do it faster than light

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Eliminate cheating; demand legalized Omnigamy.

 

[Boundlife]

Eliminate cheating; demand legalized Omnigamy.

So then that one night stand is really just a sexless mariage?

We could also go more subtle

Two heads are better than one

that could cover a few categories

 

[serpentwrap]

Pussywhipped
With nine tails

 

[PayDay]

My turn! My turn!

If there was a line of Lit T-shirts and bumper stickers what could they say?
For example, one thing I learned here that would make a good T:

BDSM, more than whips and chains

Any others?

If I bought a Lit t-shirt, it would have to be simple and offensive.
For instance:

"I Read Porn."
Literotica.com

or

"I Read Smut at Literotica.com"

It would also have to include that bad-ass drawing on the main page, the one that never fails to make me smile, even after all these years.

I also like estragons, it's 'not bad'

 

[OzoneRed]

.....

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Authors Do It With Words.

or

Literotica: The Memories You Wish You Had

 

[Dual_Triode]

An actual bumper sticker: "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

For Literotica: "Don't tell me about it, show it to me!"

 

[R. Richard]

Literotica: "Whaddya mean, fiction?"

 

[TE999]

Literotica: Stories from Anal to Z-Bra.

 

[lovecraft68]

If it doesn't hurt you ain't doing it right.

For the BDSM crowd of course,

 

[lovecraft68]

Here is a good one for Lit.

"You have to be 18 to read this bumper sticker"

 

[TE999]

"Literotica: We put the 'Oh!' in orgasm."

 

[oggbashan]

Authors just write about it.

We have words for sex.

We describe sex beautifully.

Sex with words, not action.

Sex. If you can imagine it, we'll write it.

Readers wanted for sex.

We write porn and call it literature.

You call it porn. We call it art.

Whatever your kink, you'll find it here.
(except under 18, bestiality or snuff)

Smutty writing straight to your hand.

Download wildest sex stories - free.

Bad Sex? We do that too.

 

[SydneyBlake]

Eliminate cheating; demand legalized Omnigamy.

I can't even say that.

 

[lovecraft68]

How about

Fuck a unicorn, they're nothing like horses.

 

[lovecraft68]

How about

we support and encourage rape, unless they are under 18.

Or better, it's not rape if you call it Non Consent.

Yeah okay, I'm being a jerk now, but bumper stickers are used as platforms