Synonyms for Downtown Dining and Entertainment District

[SisterJezabel]

For those who never know what to call the thing between a woman's legs, here's some inspiration...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Never mind...

 

[Privates1stClass]

My wife called hers, "The Playground." After she shaved it, she made a comment, "You don't see grass growing on a playground, do you?"

 

[yowser]

I vastly prefer a 'jungle gym.'

 

[Emirus]

For those who never know what to call the thing between a woman's legs, here's some inspiration...

It is a problem trying to find alternative names for the “juice dripper” but I usually call the thing between a woman’s legs a cock which, if she’s unlucky, is attached to a prick.

 

[BelleCanzuto]

For those who never know what to call the thing between a woman's legs, here's some inspiration...

I learned a LOT of new terms, but "downtown dining and entertainment district" is my favorite.

 

[Ginlover]

Little man in a canoe. Omg I’m dying lol

 

[mfan2112]

Little man in a canoe. Omg I’m dying lol

Brings new meaning to paddling the pink canoe.

Thanks for sharing SJ.

 

[NotWise]

I love "Downtown dining and entertainment district" but I doubt I'll ever use it in a story. Locally, that would be Central Avenue. I could totally use her Central Avenue in a story.

 

[yowser]

'Canal Street'?

 

[SimonDoom]

The Happy Place.

I kid you not, I sometimes used that a long time ago in a relationship and we both busted up laughing whenever I said it. Sometimes it's fun not to take this stuff too seriously.

I love "Downtown Dining and Entertainment District," by the way.

 

[Ginlover]

Brings new meaning to paddling the pink canoe.

Thanks for sharing SJ.

Damn you, now I’m cracking up again laughing

 

[Hypoxia]

from: THE BALD-HEADED HERMIT AND THE ARTICHOKE -- AN EROTIC THESAURUS by A.D. PETERKIN

Vagina -- see Genitalia (Female), Labia, Clitoris

Many of these terms are derogatory, often deriving from male fear and/or ignorance.

ace, alley, alpha and omega, altar of love, anchory thatch, apple, artichoke, article, Aunt Annie, axe wound, bacon sandwich,

* Artichoke: a poetic metaphor for vagina, referring to that plant's leaves, and the sensuous pleasure of peeling and eating the flesh beneath them.

bag, bag of tricks, bank, barge, bazoo, bearded leisure centre, beaver, beefbox, beehive, berk (Berkshire hunt), best, best part, bit, bite, black box, black hole, black joke, black ring, blind alley, blind entrance, blind eye, blurt, boat, bob and hit, booty, bottomless pit, box, bull's eye, bumshop, bun, butcher's wini^ dow, buttonhole, cake, camel toes, can, canyon, carnal trap, case, cat, cat with its throat cut, cave, cellar, central cut, Charlie, chasm, chimney, chopped liver, chuff, circle, clabby, cladge, cleft, clodge, cock, cock-alley, cock-holder, coffee shop, coinslot, cono, cooch, cookie, coot, cooze, coozle, crack, cranny, crease,

* Cooch: 20th-century American term; derived from hootchykootchy, a playful erotic dance.
* Cunt: highly vulgar term, still in use, from the Middle English count(e), which derived from the Germanic Kunton.

crevice, cunnicle, cunny, cunt, cylinder, damp, dark meat, dead end street, den, dicky do, diddle, Diddly pout, ditch, divine scar, dormouse, down there, drain, everlasting wound, fadge, fan,

* Eastern (Indian/Tibetan) terms for the vagina are often gentle and poetic: enchanted garden, full moon, great jewel, lotus blossom,
moist cave, pearl, ripe peach, valley of joy.

fanny, fanoir, fig, fillet o' fish, finger pie, fireplace, fish, fish city, fish mitten, fishpond, flange, flesh wallet, fleshy part, fluff, flytrap, fork, fornicator's hall, front bum, front door, front garden, fuckhole, fud, fur, fur chalice, furburger, furrow, furry hoop, furry letterbox, furry mongoose, futy, futz, fuzzburger, fuzzy cup, G (goodies), G-spot, gap, gape, garden, garden of Eden,

* Gasp and grunt, grumble and grunt, sharp and blunt: rhyme with cunt.

gash, gasp and grunt, gee, gib teenuck, ginch, gloryhole, golden doughnut, greasebox, gristle mutt, groceries, groin, grotto, growl (er), grumble and grunt, grunt, gulf, gully, gulfyhole, gutted hamster, gutter, gym/gymnasium, hair pie, hairy pipi, hairy wheel, hairy whizzer, hanging basket, harbour of hope, hatch, heaven, hee, hefty clefty, hell, ho cake, hole, hole of holes, Holiday Inn, home sweet home, honeypot, hoop, horse collar, hot meat, hot pussy, hotel, house under the hill, housewife,

* House under the hill: refers to the abode found below the hill, or mons pubis.

Irish fortune, it, Jack and Danny, jam, jam donut, jambag, jampot, janey, jellybag, jellybox, jellyroll, Jenny, jewel, jing-jang, Joe Hunt, joxy, joy trail, kebab wallet, kennel, kettle, kipper trench, Idtchen, kitty, kittycat, knish, knocker pie, ladder, ling, little Mary, little sister, lock, lodge, lover's lane, lucky bag, lunch box, Maggie's pie, magpie's nest, manhole, mantrap, map of Tazzy/Tasmania, masterpiece, maw, meat, Mickey Mouse, middle-cut, minge, mink,

* Mickey Mouse: the Disney Corporation is likely displeased with this 20th-century American usage for vagina.

money box, monkey, moot, mouse, mouse's ear, muffin, mutton, nappy dugout, nasty, nasty gash, nest, nether end, nether mouth, niche, nodder, nooker, nooky, notch, nursery, old thing, Olympic pool, open C, open charms, oracle, orgasm chasm,

* Open C: historically, vulgar slang words were often referred to by their first letters only - in this case, C for cunt.

orifice, oven, P, P-maker, padlock, pancake, papaya, passage, passion pit, peehole, PEEP, penocha, pie, pink, pink care,

* PEEP: Perfectly elegant eating pussy.

pink eye, pink palace in the Black Forest, pipe, pit, pit hole, pit mouth, pit of darkness, placket, pocket, poes, poke hole, pole hole, pond, poodong, poon, poontang, pooz, poozle, portal of Venus, pouter, power "U", premises, prime cut, puddin, pulpit, pulse, punani, purse, puss, pussy, pussycat, quic, quiff, quim,

* Puss: originally an English affectionate term for a woman, but pussy came to have a more sexual (genital) meaning by the mid-17th-century.
* Quiff: may be derived from the Italian cuffia (coif) referring first to hair, then possibly pubic hair.

quim nuts, quiver, rag box, rattlesnake, receiving set, red lane, ring, rocket socket, rose, rosebud, rubyfruit, rufus, rump, safe, saltcellar, salmon sandwich, scat, second hole from the back of the neck,

* See You Next Tuesday: first letters suggest spelling of cunt

see you next Tuesday, sex, sharp and blunt, skin chimney, slice of life, slit, slot, sluice, smoo, snag, snapper, snapping puss, snapping turtle, snatch, snippet, south pole, southerner, spadger, split, split apricot, split beaver, squack, stank, stench, stink, stinkpot, sugar basin, tail, target, Texas snapping turtle, that there, till, toolbox, toot toot, treasury, trench, trim, trout, tube, tuna, twat, twim, twot, vacuum, vag, velvet underground,

* Twat: vulgar English term from the 17th century, origin unknown.

Venus' glove, vertical smile, vicious circle, Virginia, wallet, where the monkey sleeps, where uncle doodle goes, white meat, woo-woo, wound, Y (the), yoni, you know where, yum yum

* Wound, slash, and slit: rather nasty, male-invented modern terms for vagina.
* Yoni: a sacred Sanskrit term suggesting the great womb of creation.

 

[AvroAnson]

In Cuba the word Papaya is used to describe a woman's vagina in a very salacious way.

To the extent that if you go to a market for an actual Papaya, you ask for a Frutabomba.

One wonders what (Abraham) Maslow (Hierarchy of Needs) would think about that.