Synnerman
"Wanderer of Dreams"
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Re: Why?
Sorry about that Lips. Pig is an american insulting term for the police. The Highway patrol in California uses motorcycle cops a lot. Therefore "a pig on a bike".
I sometimes forget about you and a few others on the board being from the UK.
How about a Bobbie on a Bike. Don't they still ride bicycles sometimes? Or is that outdated movie stuff?
Anyway, have a nice day everyone.
One for the road.
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that
was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to
check it out. So He called one of His best angels and sent the angel to
Earth for a time. When he returned he told God, yes it is bad on Earth. 95%
is bad and 5% is good.
Well, He thought for a moment and said maybe I had better send down a second angel; to get another point of view. So God called another angel and sent him
to Earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and told Him
yes, the Earth was in decline. 95% was bad and 5% was good.
God said this was not good. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good. He
wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what that E-mail said?
You didn't get one either, huh?
lipscum said:
Whats with the pig on the bike?![]()
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Sorry about that Lips. Pig is an american insulting term for the police. The Highway patrol in California uses motorcycle cops a lot. Therefore "a pig on a bike".
I sometimes forget about you and a few others on the board being from the UK.
How about a Bobbie on a Bike. Don't they still ride bicycles sometimes? Or is that outdated movie stuff?
Anyway, have a nice day everyone.
One for the road.
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that
was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to
check it out. So He called one of His best angels and sent the angel to
Earth for a time. When he returned he told God, yes it is bad on Earth. 95%
is bad and 5% is good.
Well, He thought for a moment and said maybe I had better send down a second angel; to get another point of view. So God called another angel and sent him
to Earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and told Him
yes, the Earth was in decline. 95% was bad and 5% was good.
God said this was not good. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good. He
wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what that E-mail said?
You didn't get one either, huh?

lonely miz
