Synner Hangout

[harleyhog]

think shes had too much water ???????

 

[harleyhog]

WOW,,,,,,,that was a lot of work trying to figure out how to shrink that pic to get it up here

 

[harleyhog]

heres one for you missy

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Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned
an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much
to himself. One day he rented out his boat to
a group of out-of-state tourists who sank it. Joe
spent all day tirelessly tring to salvage as much
stuff as he could, and was out of touch all that
day and most all evening.

Unknown to him, his brother John's wife had died
suddenly. When he got back on shore, he went
into town to pick up a few things at the grocery
store. A kind old lady there mistook him for John
and said: "I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. You
must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking the old lady was talking about his
boat said: "Hell no! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be
rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up, and
she smelled like old dead fish. She was always
holding water. She really had a bad crack in the
back, and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every
time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked
like crazy. I guess what finished her off, was when
I rented her to those four guys looking for a good
time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, and
smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The
damned fools tried to get in her all at the same time,
and she split right up the middle,........

The old woman fainted dead away!

 

[lipscum]

HERE IT IS BACK.

WOW,,,,,,,that was a lot of work trying to figure out how to shrink that pic to get it up here

FILL HER UP PLEASE.

 

[harleyhog]

thanks,,,,,,,,,,just fell backward off my chair laughing so hard

 

[missy2]

heres one for you missy

LMAO HARLEY!GREAT ONE!!!I've Been recording all day---down to the last three discs---Gotta go!..................................

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Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned
an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much
to himself. One day he rented out his boat to
a group of out-of-state tourists who sank it. Joe
spent all day tirelessly tring to salvage as much
stuff as he could, and was out of touch all that
day and most all evening.

Unknown to him, his brother John's wife had died
suddenly. When he got back on shore, he went
into town to pick up a few things at the grocery
store. A kind old lady there mistook him for John
and said: "I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. You
must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking the old lady was talking about his
boat said: "Hell no! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be
rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up, and
she smelled like old dead fish. She was always
holding water. She really had a bad crack in the
back, and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every
time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked
like crazy. I guess what finished her off, was when
I rented her to those four guys looking for a good
time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, and
smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The
damned fools tried to get in her all at the same time,
and she split right up the middle,........

The old woman fainted dead away!

 

[Bob NN]

Re: To shave or not to shave. That is the question.

SHAVED IS FREEDOM. You can breathe down there.I let Mike shave it . He seems to enjoy it.

That Mike is sure one lucky guy!

 

[lipscum]

Re: Re: To shave or not to shave. That is the question.

That Mike is sure one lucky guy!

Hi Ya Bob.

You,re right . I keep telling him that.

 

[lipscum]

Re: Re: To shave or not to shave. That is the question.

That Mike is sure one lucky guy!

ONLY 7 more to go Bob . Send in some posts about the fly on the wall or something.I,m looking forward to seeing your AV.

 

[lipscum]

TO; Bob NN

Whats your favourite film .The one you can watch over and over again?.

 

[lipscum]

10.10pm

OFF TO BED GOOD NIGHT>

 

[lipscum]

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man...

...does whatever a spider can...

I am getting an early Mother's Day treat tonight. My Hubby is taking me to dinner and to see Spider-Man! I am really looking forward to it. We rarely get a chance to go out. This will be two weeks in a row, I am going to get spoiled! See you guys later. Gotta go get gussied up!!

 

[harleyhog]

alls quiet out here tonight. everybody must be partying

 

[Mizfitkid]

Re: Hello Miz.

Speaking of AV's I think Mizfitkid has one of the most sexy AV's on the site. Animation by Lips, a badge of honor.

*speaking softly while 's is offline*

Hey gang, should we tell her again how much we appreciate her talent, or let her go on thinking we love her for her body alone?

Why thank you so very much!!!

Looks like I missed some interesting topics on here today... hehe not sure if that is a good or bad thing ....

Trimmed not shaved... skin is way too sensitive but would like to be able to shave completely.....

"In thru the out door" great album, but no thanks, hurts too much!



Had a great day today, but missed YOU all. Parents flew down and we spent the day in San Francisco playing tourist and then picking the kids up at school and celebrating my sons birthday. Had a great time they haven't been here in 3-4 yrs so there was lots to look at... although in the city I couldn't sit in one place and people watch all day..some interesting characters out there!!!

Have a wonderful weekend!!

 

[roybot]

Re: To shave or not to shave.....

I shave! All of it! I tried it, just to see what it would be like. Now, I never have a hair there! I actually use a cream. Shaving is awful, and I cry too much from waxing!!

I think it looks sexier, feels better, and you don't get that damn hair that somehow gets stuck under the elastic of your panties and then you can feel it pulling!!!

Bald is beautiful!!!

Pamela!!! SLURP, SLURP!!! That did it! I'm still catching up but had to jump(in?) yummy!! Same to you Lips!! Her close up got me though.
Shaved is a treat, BUT!! it has to be fresh, cause sometimes a day old can aven be like a razor on the ole tounge, or worse,,, somethin even more sensitive.
BUT I';m not saying furry is bad. Theres somethin about rollin your face around on that that just can only be described, by(do any of you have dogs??) the joy I see my dogs show when there rollin around in fresh cut grass or the freshly cleanned carpet. Just a rollin & a rubbin oblivious to..........


I got myself goin. gonna have to read back to where I came in
Hey dudes & XX&OOO's to the girls
I'll be back

 

[lipscum]

G Morning

Well there wasn.t much activity on here overnight.

 

[roybot]

Even from way back ,tonight I was the last 1 to post.
But, DAMMMM what a good read it was!! You girls were really gettin into it. I like.....
just for the record, Ive had a few girls that wanted the back door action, & I will oblige, & enjoy (without hurtin ya) but its not my preferance.
& Lips, Like I told my girl, I'm not into the 2 guy 1 girl thing, (call me homophobic), But a 4 way swap, I could do in a heartbeat. I know just because your with someone , doesnt mean you dont see other stuff youd LOVE to get your hands on.
thats a perfectly healthy desire, no matter what people or religion says its wrong. & A desire for the 3some stuff either male or female same. As long as your partner agrees. I had a bi girlfriend years ago. I was her guy & everynow & then she met a girl she wanted. & sometimes she got 'em just by telling them a deal that they could try me if she could try them. Dont tell my girl I do miss her!!
before I fill the page,,,,,,,,

 

[roybot]

LLLIIIPPPPSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

HHHIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[roybot]

Its 2:46 am her & I was thinkin bout crashen, You still there?

 

[lipscum]

Re: Spider-Man, Spider-Man...

...does whatever a spider can...

I am getting an early Mother's Day treat tonight. My Hubby is taking me to dinner and to see Spider-Man! I am really looking forward to it. We rarely get a chance to go out. This will be two weeks in a row, I am going to get spoiled! See you guys later. Gotta go get gussied up!!

Hi Ya.

Star Wars is out , will you be taking your kids to see that?. Its a PG certificate
over here . Little Jamie (4) is a Spiderman fan too. I,d like to know what you think of it. We,ve already had Mothers Day over here.

 

[roybot]

Hey,,, How do I get this site to refresh with the new posts & or do it with out getting that tthere was an error in this link stupid message?

 

[roybot]

We'll bump into each other, I'm not leavin yet, now.
I've brought this subject up before. See when I 1st got with this(my) girl she used to tell me of all that kind of stuff her & ex did. At 1st it was exciting to hear, but then it went on & on. && she kept reminding me of how much she liked 2 dudes doin her. & 1 nite I was smut surfin & she sneaked in while i was oogling a girl gettin it in the same hole by 2 guys at the same time. & she says "thats nothin,, I did that all the time" & I have to say. That killed porn for me. Maybe because its somethin I never did. but she did.
More power to ya Lips if thats what you want to do & your guy is ok with it. I know I'd love to do ya any way you wanted, but if you were my girl(whatever that means nowa days) I'd prefer 1 on 1 or that swap thing.
BUT!! HEY!!! I still LOVE the Av's you made for me, & you too by the way! I dont think any less of you!!!&&& I have to say the same for all the other ladies out here !!!

See I have an absolute mindless & repetitave factory job(but paid well for my time, long story, pm if you want to hear) So that leaves me with lots of time for the ole mind to wander.
What I'm getting at is I'm glad to have met each & every 1 of you. It might not be reality, but sure iis fun

 

[lipscum]

ROYBOT .........The Next Generation.AV

Its 2:46 am her & I was thinkin bout crashen, You still there?

ANY GOOD?.

 

[Pipebender]

Stuff

I Like the Devil AV Synner...............
Seems out of focus to me............
Must be true what they say about
my AV..............
Something about going blind !!!!!!!!!!!!!