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missy2
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Good Morning!
Everyone have a great holiday weekend.No work 'til Tuesday(sounds like a band name to me)!
Remeber to eat plenty of fruits & vegetables to keep your energy level up this weekend for all the "activities".
Tuesday it's back to work--unless you're unemployed.Hmm-let's check some positions.......................
Everyone have a great holiday weekend.No work 'til Tuesday(sounds like a band name to me)!
Remeber to eat plenty of fruits & vegetables to keep your energy level up this weekend for all the "activities".
Tuesday it's back to work--unless you're unemployed.Hmm-let's check some positions.......................
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missy2 said:Good Morning!
Everyone have a great holiday weekend.No work 'til Tuesday(sounds like a band name to me)!
Remeber to eat plenty of fruits & vegetables to keep your energy level up this weekend for all the "activities".
Tuesday it's back to work--unless you're unemployed.Hmm-let's check some positions.......................
hehe no work for me til June YEAH!!!!! 'til tuesday yeah I think I heard them once on the metro
I have that sign hanging up on my front door...but for some reason no one has cum to apply...I wonder....
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Synnerman said:
Hello H Girl, sounds like Roxy knows good music when she hears it. I sorta favor country myself.
"The Others". Is that the movie based on the TV series? If it is, is the cast the same ?
Roxy would be pleased to know that someone agrees with her. She gets ragged on alot around here. I am at least tolerant, Brett, on the other hand, rags here mercilessly about it. He is more of a Industrial & Heavy Metal sort of bloke.
The Others stars Nicole Kidman. I am not familiar with the tv series. It is a 'haunted house' movie. It was written and directed by the same guy, and the most amazing thing to me is that he is only 28 and english isn't even his first language. Nicole Kidman was nominated for a Golden Globe for her performance in the movie. It is really excellent. It is really difficult to frighten me, but this movie did the first time I saw it. Definitely in the same league as "The Haunting", the 1963 version of course, not the remake. If you haven't seen the original version of "The Haunting", try and find it. It is well worth the effort it might take to find it. Both movies are a horror-buffs wet dream come true!
Anyway, later ya'll!
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The Date
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other
goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: "Honey, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Well.......... Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom."
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other
goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: "Honey, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Well.......... Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom."
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Entertaining myself
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you"
will someone explain it to me?
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you"
will someone explain it to me?
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Re: SEX
The next thing on the agenda is a digital video camera , IF WE GET THE CHANCE TO MAKE OUR OWN PORN MOVIE WE WILL.A two day break away from the kids , in a hotel i think. 
lipscum said:I like to be erotic , Thats me . And some of these things turn me on.
The next thing on the agenda is a digital video camera , IF WE GET THE CHANCE TO MAKE OUR OWN PORN MOVIE WE WILL.A two day break away from the kids , in a hotel i think.
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ESCAPISM
Well , the whole thing is you can fanasize , theres nothing wrong with that , ie the couch animation , should have been entitled "MY TURN NEXT" hee..hee. What is the spice of life?.
Mizfitkid said:Yeah I agree we need more eroticism around here. Thanks I enjoyed those
Well , the whole thing is you can fanasize , theres nothing wrong with that , ie the couch animation , should have been entitled "MY TURN NEXT" hee..hee.
What is the spice of life?.
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That sounds great!!!!! LOL can I send donations........
lipscum said:
The next thing on the agenda is a digital video camera , IF WE GET THE CHANCE TO MAKE OUR OWN PORN MOVIE WE WILL.A two day break away from the kids , in a hotel i think.
That sounds great!!!!! LOL can I send donations........
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DISCUSSIONS............
I ,ve just had a talk with Mike downstairs , he does read and take interest in this as well. But something he just said made a lot of sense "Whats the sense in being on a EROTIC site if your not going to be EROTIC?.
I ,ve just had a talk with Mike downstairs , he does read and take interest in this as well. But something he just said made a lot of sense "Whats the sense in being on a EROTIC site if your not going to be EROTIC?.
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Re: DISCUSSIONS............
I agree, I tried with that fantasy request, but that got actually no where............ I wanted the down and dirty...
lipscum said:I ,ve just had a talk with Mike downstairs , he does read and take interest in this as well. But something he just said made a lot of sense "Whats the sense in being on a EROTIC site if your not going to be EROTIC?.
I agree, I tried with that fantasy request, but that got actually no where............ I wanted the down and dirty...
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Out of the house...
Woohoo! Hi gang, hope u-all are well and happy...
MMM Lips the x pics r the best, please keep em cumming we want more more... Hope the tooth thang is over, nothing worse to me than a bad tooth...
Hi Miz... Love the jokes ur posting funny stuff... Bet even Missy is impressed... Also wishing u a great vacation... Feel free to drop by our new place, see what we can stir up... OOO always had a thang for guru's... Congrats sweetie...
Hey Missy... How r ya? I get the same thing on the freeway, always thought gee people are so nice to wave like that, and I don't even know them... Nice to know ur #1 on the road...
HHg hows u? Nice to see ya... Please tell Roxie to turn that damn shit kickin stuff down... Too much of that twang and all ur kids will be born nakid...
And just in case a breeze blows thu... Hi Pam how r yas?
To all the Synner boys hey guys what's up???
We wish u all a safe and happy m-day weekend... Zoe and I are taking off for a few days should have some sticky stories when we get back tho... Damn I love being a musician...
Oh and thanks to all for the good wishes, we are done and out of the old house, now for part two, "the unpack" (fuck me) I hate this part too...
Fare well dear friends... See u on the other side... Love yas zoeNgin
Woohoo! Hi gang, hope u-all are well and happy...
MMM Lips the x pics r the best, please keep em cumming we want more more... Hope the tooth thang is over, nothing worse to me than a bad tooth...
Hi Miz... Love the jokes ur posting funny stuff... Bet even Missy is impressed... Also wishing u a great vacation... Feel free to drop by our new place, see what we can stir up... OOO always had a thang for guru's... Congrats sweetie...
Hey Missy... How r ya? I get the same thing on the freeway, always thought gee people are so nice to wave like that, and I don't even know them... Nice to know ur #1 on the road...
HHg hows u? Nice to see ya... Please tell Roxie to turn that damn shit kickin stuff down... Too much of that twang and all ur kids will be born nakid...
And just in case a breeze blows thu... Hi Pam how r yas?
To all the Synner boys hey guys what's up???
We wish u all a safe and happy m-day weekend... Zoe and I are taking off for a few days should have some sticky stories when we get back tho... Damn I love being a musician...
Oh and thanks to all for the good wishes, we are done and out of the old house, now for part two, "the unpack" (fuck me) I hate this part too...
Fare well dear friends... See u on the other side... Love yas zoeNgin
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Mike did shoot a porny one of us on a normal video camera but it is difficult to transfer that on to digital for the Mac ( computer)..........We used to have sex out in the garden the year before last ,at night (kinky) but the pressure of the kids has even put an end to that now , the little one won't sleep.lipscum said:
God ,easier said than done, Since my mum died 18 months ago we have been short of a warm spirit and of course a baby sitter . Our eldest child Jason has special needs.
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Why won't the little one sleep?
I can imagine the garden as a very nice place to get down and dirty....hmmmm
lipscum said:Mike did shoot a porny one of us on a normal video camera but it is difficult to transfer that on to digital for the Mac ( computer)..........We used to have sex out in the garden the year before last ,at night (kinky) but the pressure of the kids has even put an end to that now , the little one won't sleep.
Why won't the little one sleep?
I can imagine the garden as a very nice place to get down and dirty....hmmmm
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This house is too big for little Jamie i think we used to live in a smaller place.
His bedroom is on the top floor and he doesnt like being on his own . Everywhere he goes he takes his Teddy bear . But he really misses his granny (my mum). I sure he will grow out of it in the end. All this computer equipment is in a separate room and Mike uses it too . but i do have to cut off
sometimes because of the kids.
Mizfitkid said:
This house is too big for little Jamie i think we used to live in a smaller place.
His bedroom is on the top floor and he doesnt like being on his own . Everywhere he goes he takes his Teddy bear . But he really misses his granny (my mum). I sure he will grow out of it in the end. All this computer equipment is in a separate room and Mike uses it too . but i do have to cut off
sometimes because of the kids.
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ahh I'm sure you all miss her, does make it harder when you don't understand though!
I have to cut off at home sometimes too because of the kids, so I completely understand
lipscum said:
This house is too big for little Jamie i think we used to live in a smaller place.
His bedroom is on the top floor and he doesnt like being on his own . Everywhere he goes he takes his Teddy bear . But he really misses his granny (my mum). I sure he will grow out of it in the end. All this computer equipment is in a separate room and Mike uses it too . but i do have to cut off
sometimes because of the kids.
ahh I'm sure you all miss her, does make it harder when you don't understand though!
I have to cut off at home sometimes too because of the kids, so I completely understand
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