Sybians can be DARK

[TheMalevolence]

A random question I've always wanted to put out there:

Ladies, consider the following situation: You're forced tomsit on a sybian and tied in place, it's turned onto its highest settings and your left their constantly, day and night, you end up with a feeding tube in your mouth and a suction tube in your ass to remove waste.

There is one way out; just ask, you'll be freed immediately but, if you do, a secret will be revealed that you DON'T want getting out, you would litterally rather die.

The sybian is powerful, you're in no state to count but you're having an orgasm at LEAST one per minute.

How long, be honest with yourself, would you last?

EDIT: Added a poll with some serious maths, I think I've created a monster

Oh, and if you think "No secret is worth THAT" I'll just make it worse, if you ask to be released, you die. Death or sexual torture?

 

[Saint Peter]

feeding tube in there ass?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't know, how long could you last if I hogged tied you like an Easter ham, stuck an apple in your mouth and pounded your flabby ass with a 7 inch strap on? No lube.

 

[bronzeage]

Oh boy. That is one sexy idea you got there, especially the poop chute thing.

You should have women pulling the screens off your windows to get at this deal.

 

[Miles Long]

Who's paying the electricity bill?

 

[bronzeage]

Who's paying the electricity bill?

She is, of course. That's all part of it.

 

[TheMalevolence]

feeding tube in there ass?

Fixed

 

[Saint Peter]

Fixed

Nope.

 

[TheMalevolence]

Nope.

How about now?

 

[Saint Peter]

Nope.

 

[dolf]

The sybian is powerful, you're in no state to count but you're having an orgasm at LEAST one per minute.

have you ever actually touched a real woman? your mom doesn't count.
because you seem to have no idea how we actually work.

 

[TheMalevolence]

Ima start ignoring that now

Shame, no women begging me to do this to them, spose I should leave the fantasies to the stories

 

[tiny_tits]

How long did your mom last?

 

[parodyluvr75]

He doesn't seem to want to answer any questions.

 

[Que]

Oh, and if you think "No secret is worth THAT" I'll just make it worse, if you ask to be released, you die. Death or sexual torture?

The premise of your query is based on an old joke, to wit:

Three guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, "what will you have, death or bunga?". The first guys thinks, hmmm wonder what bunga is. "I'll take the bunga". The tribal leader says, "good". Then a dozen tribal members line up and give it to him in the rear.

The tribal leader turns to the second guy and gives him the choice, death, or bunga. The second guy thinks, hmm, that bunga thing is pretty nasty. But death is permanent, "I'll take the bunga". Tribal leader says, "good", and a hundred tribesmen line up and give him the bunga.

The tribal leader gives the choice to the third captive. He thinks a while, hmm, first it was a dozen, then it was a hundred, I don't know man. Heck with it, "I'll take death". The tribal leader says, "good, death .... by bunga".

 

[Saint Peter]

How long did your mom last?

She burned the brushes out of the Sybian after about 10 or so.

 

[TheMalevolence]

I think I saw something similar to that, Bunga was "Punta" though

 

[neci]

i can do the hitachi for maybe 10 minutes, depending on how direct the stimulation is.

one hour on a vibrating pony with attachments and there would need to be lots of plastic sheets and several warm towels available.

 

[Que]

I think I saw something similar to that, Bunga was "Punta" though

Linguistic differences aside, I am sure it is the same joke.

Don't you let the meanies run you off, young man. Your post is just the sort of thing that Eyer has been suggesting will fill the void around here.

 

[dolf]

true story: in reality, I (like most women) don't actually work the way that porn has led you to believe women work.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

.....and I got shit for taking part in the "drinking-to-unconsciousness pic thread! SHEESH!

 

[tiny_tits]

I'm beginning to think the GB isn't all bad.

 

[TheMalevolence]

Linguistic differences aside, I am sure it is the same joke.

Don't you let the meanies run you off, young man. Your post is just the sort of thing that Eyer has been suggesting will fill the void around here.

Thanks

I don't know who Eyer is but I can assume.

The problem with things like this is that any one person would probably actually last 10 times as long if the end result really was death. The human mind is rather adamant about not dying.

Wait.

That's one of the main concepts of SAW...

Damn, Sybians can be DARK!

 

[TheMalevolence]

.....and I got shit for taking part in the "drinking-to-unconsciousness pic thread! SHEESH!

"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - TS Eliot

 

[Mr Noone]

I'm beginning to think the GB isn't all bad.

Idiocy brings out the best in us.