Sybian

[TnSlut40]

Have any of your ever used a Sybian machine? Its a sex machine. Am I right? Just wondered what they are really like and what do they cost. Tell me your experience if you have tried one. PLEASE..

 

[TnSlut40]

OMG,
Am I just too old to be here???lol Have I bee dreaming of this sex machine. NO one else knows about it? I must have lost my mind..lol

 

[Dumpling]

OMG,
Am I just too old to be here???lol Have I bee dreaming of this sex machine. NO one else knows about it? I must have lost my mind..lol

You buy one so we can all try it out after

 

[Shagly]

Naughty, just so naughty.

 

[TnSlut40]

Girls, YOu know I guess I could order one and then invite you all over to try it out. I d love to watch everyone try it out. See all the facial expressions , hear the screams and moans. I hear they can really give you a wonderful workout. I dare you to cum take a ride..lol

 

[angle1984]

I think every girl here wishes she did have one.

 

[iluvyou3638]

I think every girl here wishes she did have one.

word.

 

[txnstud21]

shoot I would love to have one just to watch women use it

 

[Annicka]

wasn't sure what it was.. so googled it.

and found this ad....

Date: 2008-05-23, 4:59PM MDT

Attractive females 18 to 38 wanted to ride the Sybian machine.
Paying per hour with a 2 hour min. No experience necessary or desired.
Have fun and get paid too.
Please respond by sending photo and stats.

Location: Salt Lake
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: TBD

Cool to be paid to try it... but nix camera.

 

[VALIDIUS]

big ticket item

about $3000 last time i looked. awful lot of money to pay for an orgasm. however you might want to take a look at sexmachines.com. they look like they are having fun.

 

[TnSlut40]

I must say not one orgasm, its a multitude of them.. Years of them.. I see one problem with this machine. Im not sure it would fit in a suitcase to take traveling and I could just see me at the airport with it...hehehehe. Well. The invite still goes. Im buying it so I can see everyone try it out.

 

[thump]

Or ladies you can always try the redneck version

 

[TnSlut40]

Thump. What is the redneck version? I have to know, since I am from the south.lol....

 

[comeout2play]

I think every girl here wishes she did have one.

Truer words, my dear Angle ... truer words ...

 

[FeatherNails]

I've used one, never owned one (the benefits of having a somewhat wealthy girlfriend for a while).
I'm not sure I'd survive 2 hours on one though
lol

 

[TnSlut40]

I guess you could die from tooo much pleasure...lol I dont really want to die from it but Id like to see how much it would take before I went completely looney...hehehehe

 

[thump]

Thump. What is the redneck version? I have to know, since I am from the south.lol....

Well the standard version is when your partner lays on their back and makes motor boat noises, while you straddle them. The deluxe model is a coke bottle duct taped to a washing machine that is cockeyed, on spin cycle.

 

[lovemonster]

Well the standard version is when your partner lays on their back and makes motor boat noises, while you straddle them. The deluxe model is a coke bottle duct taped to a washing machine that is cockeyed, on spin cycle.

OMFG.....that is too funny.

 

[TnSlut40]

Thump,
Those are wonderful. I really like the one with the spin cycle.. Actually hubby and I tried that one time. It really is quite invigorating... Everyone need s to try that at least once in a lifetime.

 

[thump]

Thump,
Those are wonderful. I really like the one with the spin cycle.. Actually hubby and I tried that one time. It really is quite invigorating... Everyone need s to try that at least once in a lifetime.

Darlin I agree.

 

[MstrG]

about $3000 last time i looked. awful lot of money to pay for an orgasm. however you might want to take a look at sexmachines.com. they look like they are having fun.

Get new glasses. They run about half that amount new, depending on what attachments you might want. And worth every penny! Anyone visiting Syracuse or upstate NY soon?