Sweet_em ~ suitable for mounting

bodthemod said:
As usual, I am in awe of the capacity for kinkiness of our cuzzins from across the pond !!! ;) :D
hahahaha 'specially those of us out in the country :D
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
Uh huh!

Just like the analogy of being caught between a rock and a hard place. But you know...in my mind that would be like a DP wouldn't it?

:eek: who said that? :eek:

Wouldn't being "caught between a COCK and a hard place" would be preferable ??? :D :kiss:
 
Bumpme said:
Wow, I am new fan here! And all women should be "kinda voluptuous" that way! MMMM DAMN!


Welcome Bumpme!

I hope you enjoy your stay here. I love it when new fans visit as well as my "old" treasured fans. Perhaps one day you can become part of that elite group too hmmm?

:)
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
You know bod most of the time when someone says "audit" I freak :eek:

But in this case...I think it could be an extremely fun process. I do hope you are thorough in your examination.

:D

You never know.... I might take a day... or even a month... or things might be soooo complicated that it might take much, much longer... guess which I am hoping for ??? :D :kiss:
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
I should have posted my grrrrrr baby pic here!

Darn it. :rolleyes:

Ok bod.....wake her up and make her purrrrrrrrrrrr

;)


Shall I feed her some "milk" ??? ;) :devil: :D :kiss:
 
OK yall...

I simply must run. I have oodles of things to do today and right now I really gotta pee :eek:

hehehe


Talk to yall soon!
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
Thank you ran :kiss:

I think you would make an incredibly lovely addition to my flower garden. Your bloom would attract many.

:)


A bloom neverending in the Garden of Em, proving spring to be a trully eternal season.
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
OK yall...

I simply must run. I have oodles of things to do today and right now I really gotta pee :eek:

hehehe


Talk to yall soon!
have a great day Emm :rose:
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
What happens if I take a bite of the apples? Will the snake retaliate?

They have been known to spit when "aroused" !!! :D



Sweet_emOcean said:
Hmmmmmmmmmm you know this gives me another brilliant idea for my garden series. I'm sure you can guess where this is going bod?

Mmmmmmmmmmm.... The only garden I wanna see is one filled with your special flower !!!

Just think of me as a Bee... gotta collect the nectar from that flower :p :D :kiss: :rose:
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
I think there is a line for this also bod

<see below>



I wouldn't want to be the one in front if I were you bod. You might get "poked" in the rear.

:eek:

Been seriously thinking of calling in the police dept so that they can disperse the crowd... then I can just stroll in and have you all to myself !!! :D

Selfish maybe... but what I have planned for you may take ages and ages and ages !!! :kiss: :rose:
 
supahspaz said:
hahahaha 'specially those of us out in the country :D

Gotta investigate that hypothesis over here... stuck way out in sticksville, so there must be plenty of french farm girls around here aching for a bit of kinky fun !!! :D
 
bodthemod said:
Gotta investigate that hypothesis over here... stuck way out in sticksville, so there must be plenty of french farm girls around here aching for a bit of kinky fun !!! :D
I'll bet your right ;) It's a proven theory :D
 
supahspaz said:
I'll bet your right ;) It's a proven theory :D

Maybe if you can leave the fish alone for a while, you can help me educate the local lasses ??? :D
 
bodthemod said:
Maybe if you can leave the fish alone for a while, you can help me educate the local lasses ??? :D
Dude.. got to get over the fish ;) Education is VERY important :catroar:
 
supahspaz said:
Dude.. got to get over the fish ;) Education is VERY important :catroar:

Especially "Further Education" ... don't want them too young :eek: ... prefer mature students myself !!! :D

As to the fish... watch out, they get a bit smelly if left out of the water for too long... and Snappers are like their name suggests... they can bite... and they hate to let go !!! :rolleyes:
 
bodthemod said:
Especially "Further Education" ... don't want them too young :eek: ... prefer mature students myself !!! :D

As to the fish... watch out, they get a bit smelly if left out of the water for too long... and Snappers are like their name suggests... they can bite... and they hate to let go !!! :rolleyes:
Ohh I love them mature... Now a wet fish is best ;) and I love when they hold on for the ride :rolleyes:
 
nude housekeeping available?

I will need a complete cleaning. Top to bottom. (OK no windows) Can't have all these perverts looking in on you.
 
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