Sweet_em ~ suitable for mounting

Sweet_emOcean said:
Good thing you come equipped with your own hose to put yourself out spaz LOL

:catroar:
HAHAHAHAHAHA god warn me when you say something like that.. :D
 
dave_L2LP said:
...and that's what makes your threads so popular...it's the beautiful you, the artistic quality of the pics, and the engaigng witty banter and dialog :kiss: :kiss:

I love how you do that, by the way, that little innuendo thingy, and I confess that I thought about how I worded that little bit just to see what you'd do with it....thanks sweetie, after the beach and the squat pics I'll need some private time later I'm sure...there's diddling and then there's DIDDLING you know what I mean? ;) :D

Like I said...they don't call me the queen of innuendos for nothing dave ;)

I'd like to think I attract the same type of people to my threads. People such as yourself who has a mind for fast paced witty banter and who also has an eye for the artistic. In truth I wouldn't be doing this if all I got was the "show me your tits" kinda posts.

Unless........

You said it with flair, panache, and creativity :D
 
Smokin'

You are one beautiful woman. I can only imagine planting you in my garden bed. Thanks for the erotica. It certainly warms the winter days and nights and keeps the promise of Spring and you in your garden as a vision of hope.
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
In truth I wouldn't be doing this if all I got was the "show me your tits" kinda posts.

Unless........

You said it with flair, panache, and creativity :D

'OK show me your tits.. ' he said with flair, panache, and creativity :rolleyes:
 
dave_L2LP said:
beautiful photo hon, nice diddling there...isn't there a song about a bed on fire...old age is keeping me from remembering all the lyrics..but I can almost hear the music for it in my head...this will be driving me nuts for the rest of the day... :confused:

WARNING: sexually explicit post below...read with caution. Spit or swallow before spewage or choking

Thanks dave!

I dunno...I think I killed that brain cell a long time ago.

Speaking of driving nuts...wouldn't you rather be driving your nuts and what's attached to them into me?

hehehehe
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
WARNING: sexually explicit post below...read with caution. Spit or swallow before spewage or choking

Thanks dave!

I dunno...I think I killed that brain cell a long time ago.

Speaking of driving nuts...wouldn't you rather be driving your nuts and what's attached to them into me?

hehehehe
*Swallows* Thanks for the warning, sexy :D
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
This is what led me to get so frustrated and have my all threads deleted ran. I had posted and reposted and reposted only to have perfectly tasteful "no genitalia" pics pulled from my thread.

I say to hell with it. I'm gonna post whatever I like from now on...if they get pulled they get pulled.

At least I'll have some fun in the process ;)


That's the spirit ;)
I still fail to see how my nightie pics of July were a no-no but my blowjob pics of August are still there :confused:

Have you tried any of the serious sites, like Flickr? I've seen some superb erotic photos over there :rose:
 
supahspaz said:
oooh honey.. alcohol would only cloud your beauty :kiss:

Perhaps you're right spaz.

But I'm such a fun drunk ~dances naked with a beer in each hand~
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
Perhaps you're right spaz.

But I'm such a fun drunk ~dances naked with a beer in each hand~
We NEED to go drinking then ;) :catroar:
 
I just found your pic thread and you are so hotttt. You also have a pro's eye with the camera. Now what to do with this woody under my desk here at work. :catgrin:

mwild
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
WARNING: sexually explicit post below...read with caution. Spit or swallow before spewage or choking

hehehehe
THANKS EMM :rolleyes:
 
Blue Dolphin said:
I love the av Em
It is perfect for you, a sexually delicious woman of mystery
:)
Blue


Thanks Dolphin! :kiss:

I better keep it for a while then. I wouldn't want to ruin the mystery ;)
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
Hey henry! :kiss:

Awwwwww that is so sweet! ~blushing~

I'm glad to be back too. Now get your fantasies in order and tell me what you want to see.

:)

hello miss Em, oh my....i'll get that list...for now, just lots of you hehe...Off on a trip tomorrow, back monday, have a great weekend..hugs doll H :rose:
 
supahspaz said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA god warn me when you say something like that.. :D

WARNING: sexual innuendo ahead...read with caution. Spit or swallow before spewage or choking. Intense laughter sure to follow please remember to breathe

:D
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
WARNING: sexual innuendo ahead...read with caution. Spit or swallow before spewage or choking. Intense laughter sure to follow please remember to breathe

:D
Make sure your seats are upright and your tray tops are in the upright and locked position..If cabin pressure drops, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling. Pull the tube tight to start the flow of oxygen, Place the cup over you mouth and nose and breath regular. REMEMBER the bag does not need to inflate for it to be working correctly.. Have a nice flight and thank you for flying Air Spaz :D
 
sweetems...the pics are (with the risk of sounding lame) dreamy! but I mean it literally...i love the dream quality...well to me anyway..my dreams look like that :D you know,,the ones with you in them. i think i've told you about them ;)
 
supahspaz said:
Make sure your seats are upright and your tray tops are in the upright and locked position..If cabin pressure drops, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling. Pull the tube tight to start the flow of oxygen, Place the cup over you mouth and nose and breath regular. REMEMBER the bag does not need to inflate for it to be working correctly.. Have a nice flight and thank you for flying Air Spaz :D

And please return your flight attendant to an upright position !
Thanks !
 
joej said:
Wow, great pics. Chainz is a lucky guy

LOL ..
wha..huh .. who ... me ?
umm , ok then .
:D
ssshhhh , nobody correct this
ever !
lol
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
WARNING: sexually explicit post below...read with caution. Spit or swallow before spewage or choking

Thanks dave!

I dunno...I think I killed that brain cell a long time ago.

Speaking of driving nuts...wouldn't you rather be driving your nuts and what's attached to them into me?

hehehehe
heheheheh...yes dear, you know me too well :kiss: :kiss: :D
 
Sweet_emOcean said:
Like I said...they don't call me the queen of innuendos for nothing dave ;)

I'd like to think I attract the same type of people to my threads. People such as yourself who has a mind for fast paced witty banter and who also has an eye for the artistic. In truth I wouldn't be doing this if all I got was the "show me your tits" kinda posts.

Unless........

You said it with flair, panache, and creativity :D
Dah..Babe please flash me them hot tits of yourn, I need to yank me one off!!! :eek:

Classy enough for you my sweet? :D
 
whalee said:
You are one beautiful woman. I can only imagine planting you in my garden bed. Thanks for the erotica. It certainly warms the winter days and nights and keeps the promise of Spring and you in your garden as a vision of hope.


Don't forget to fertilize me regularly whalee ;)

Thank you so much for such lovely words.
 
supahspaz said:
'OK show me your tits.. ' he said with flair, panache, and creativity :rolleyes:


Not creative enough spaz! I'm so disappointed in you

~shakes my head~

But you know me...I'll show them to you on a regular basis anyway lol
 
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