Swedish Prejudices 101

Liar said:
So you know what we think of the rest of the neighborhood. ;)
ROFLMAO! That is hilarious! :D

And I have ever faith that you will one day get back Iceland...and Björk.
 
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Best comment is on Germany:
"We used to be their bitch and we liked it"

And greece:
"Mating ground for our high school kids"


both sad, but oh so true.
 
Liar said:
Best comment is on Germany:
"We used to be their bitch and we liked it"

I agree. :D

I liked "Grumpy alcoholics with knives" too.
 
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Liar:
Frankly, I was offended by the rather short shrift you gave the beautiful island of Bornholm. My people used to sail out from Bornholm to spread joy and learning to the other, less fortunate folks of the world. [They called it viking.]

My ancestors were making splendid progress in backward areas such as England and Ireland. Then, they were attacked by vicious no-goods under Alfred in England [cursed be his name] and Brian Boru in Ireland [double cursed be his name.] After Clontarf, my ancestors pretty much gave up on the idea of spreading joy and learning to the other, less fortunate folks of the world. [Danegeld was a justified payment for the joy and learning!]

Not only did my ancestors spread joy and learning to the other, less fortunate folks of the world, they also left them some of the superior genes that those of Bornholm possess. Alas, the less fortunate folks were unable to appreciate the gifts of those of Bornholm.
 
R. Richard said:
My ancestors were making splendid progress in backward areas such as England and Ireland. Then, they were attacked by vicious no-goods under Alfred in England [cursed be his name] and Brian Boru in Ireland [double cursed be his name.] After Clontarf, my ancestors pretty much gave up on the idea of spreading joy and learning to the other, less fortunate folks of the world.
How very sad. Your ancestors might have prevented them from getting a reputation for tea and bad teeth, killing each other and drinking warm beer.
 
3113 said:
How very sad. Your ancestors might have prevented them from getting a reputation for tea and bad teeth, killing each other and drinking warm beer.

The tea came much later. My ancestors did not like their clients killing one another, preferring the professional touch they demonstrated so well, instead of amateurs hacking each other. I must admit that my ancestors had something of a reputation for drinking anything with alcohol that would not kill them right away.
 
Liar said:
Best comment is on Germany:
"We used to be their bitch and we liked it"

And greece:
"Mating ground for our high school kids"


both sad, but oh so true.

What does that mean, exactly? That tourists come over each year for the hot Greek lovin' and X parties on the Islands? I thought that was just the Brits/French/Germans. :p
 
Aurora Black said:
What does that mean, exactly? That tourists come over each year for the hot Greek lovin' and X parties on the Islands? I thought that was just the Brits/French/Germans. :p
Count the scandinavians to that bunch too. But there's fewer of us in total, so we kind of blend in with the rest.
 
Tell me more about this island of Beer.

And the mating ground for high schoolers sounds promising. Tell me more. We need one of those here. Our teenagers are moody. Maybe that might help.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
And the mating ground for high schoolers sounds promising. Tell me more. We need one of those here.
Google for Spring Break.

Same thing. :D
 
Liar said:
Count the scandinavians to that bunch too. But there's fewer of us in total, so we kind of blend in with the rest.

The more, the merrier. :devil:
 
Aurora Black said:
The more, the merrier. :devil:
The more the sillier you mean? There's usually alot of passing-out-on-the-sidewalk-while-their-friends-take-embarrassing-pics-for-their-blogs and dry-humping-because-they're-too-wasted-to-get-their-clothes-off-in-the-bushes involved.
 
Liar said:
The more the sillier you mean? There's usually alot of passing-out-on-the-sidewalk-while-their-friends-take-embarrassing-pics-for-their-blogs and dry-humping-because-they're-too-wasted-to-get-their-clothes-off-in-the-bushes involved.

Hey, it makes the nightly news funny, okay? :devil:
 
Liar said:
Count the scandinavians to that bunch too. But there's fewer of us in total, so we kind of blend in with the rest.

I understand that the Scandinavians are whom the British go there to score with.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
I understand that the Scandinavians are whom the British go there to score with.

The Earl
Yep, cause were all, like, totally hot. And easy. Or at least easy.
 
It would be interesting to compare similar maps for the English, Scots and French.

Some of the countries marked on the Swedish map wouldn't appear on the English map. D--N Foreigners start at the Channel. Subdivisions aren't important.

Og
 
Liar said:
Yep, cause were all, like, totally hot. And easy. Or at least easy.
Which is why you folk are so very popular in the U.S.
 
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