swearing.....

It's entirely possible that i swear too much. My oldest's first word was fuck and my youngest sounds just oh so cute when she tells the dogs to shut the hell up.
 
Honestly , I don't swear much ... I don't know why since I have friends who swear like sailors. :)

The only time I swore was when this stupid ass man crashed into my car. I got out of my car and I am standing in the middle of the street ... without thinking I screamd out

" You hit my car , you punk ass bitch !!!! "


That was the only time and as you can see my swearing is not even that vulgar. :)
 
Normally, I rarely swear......but lately I've been letting fly with all sorts of expletives. So much so that they are losing their effectiveness. Time to go back to my puritanical ways.

:heart:
 
I don't swear.. I can't stand swearing. My mother complained when I said 'damn' two weeks ago and now I'm trying to work it out of my vocabulary.
 
I don't normally swear either, that's why I needed the help.

Thanks guys, and gals. I filed away a few for the next time.
 
My sweetie taught me the greatest one!

things no longer suck...they..*taking deep breath*

hellasuckdonkeydickandchokeonthespunk


Not only is he sweet but educational!
 
Never said:
I don't swear.. I can't stand swearing. My mother complained when I said 'damn' two weeks ago and now I'm trying to work it out of my vocabulary.


Substitute"accursed", unless youre saying something like "Frankly, My Dear, I don't give an expletive".
 
Never said:
I don't swear.. I can't stand swearing. My mother complained when I said 'damn' two weeks ago and now I'm trying to work it out of my vocabulary.
Upgrade to "goddamn." It works wonders. ;)

TB4p
 
You guys have some creative bent don't you?

"""""Fuck him. Fuck him, up the ass, with a crooked broomstick with splinters on it, with no lube.'''''''''''' ( my version of the quote thingie...)


ouch, that is good though, but ouch.
 
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