swearing.....

[Merelan]

ever just feel like letting lose and cussing up a storm? Bring out all those words that have power, and releasing some of the anger you aren't allowed to let go in public with.

Today I do...

what words do you use for those special occasions? Not the minor infractions, but the "sure as heck going to hell for saying that one" days?

Please share with me, I am running out of "power" words.

 

[lisalove]

H E double toothpicks

 

[Private Vasquez]

Filth, flarn, filth.

 

[RawHumor]

Filth, flarn, filth.

You've got that movie memorized, don't you?

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't know. Is Aunt Bunny in that one?

 

[RawHumor]

I don't know. Is Aunt Bunny in that one?

It's been too long for me. I get the two mixed up.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I had a year once where every other word out of my mouth was "fuck". I think I was 17. I'm from Jersey. Whaddaya gonnado?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Yeah, I don't know either. Because I've been hearing it since I was a whippersnapper, it's pretty much ingrained.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I had a year once where every other word out of my mouth was "fuck". I think I was 17. I'm from Jersey. Whaddaya gonnado?

This must be my year.

 

[wizbit9]

i couldn't give a flying fudge

the referee's a barstool

(but my language is appauling at the best of times)

 

[oogieboogie]

Everyday at work

Whenever I see my boss I say, under my breath; "cocksucking, motherfucking piece of shit, fuckface, asshole, cunt, bitch, cheap ass piece of crap, mother fucker, cock sucker." Then I take a breath.

Hows that.

 

[sunstruck]

Apparently I say fuck a lot, but I'm trying to replace it with bloody because I'm sick of Grans spraying me with holy water and smacking me in the back of the head.

Save your soul, beat your ass.

 

[Merelan]

It is hard to believe this thread has had 72 views and so few of you swear.

We must be a clean mouthed bunch around here, or else you all aren't sharing the ammo with me.

Dang it, share, or I shall get vexed!

Thanks for the ones so far, going to practise, but...

what movie are you all referring too?

 

[oogieboogie]

It is hard to believe this thread has had 72 views and so few of you swear.

We must be a clean mouthed bunch around here, or else you all aren't sharing the ammo with me.

Dang it, share, or I shall get vexed!

Thanks for the ones so far, going to practise, but...

what movie are you all referring too?

What my rant wasn't good ??? LOL

 

[427cobra]

here's my favorite: godamn motherfucking, sonvabitch cocksucker! said all in a row and fast it's pretty effective

 

[LukkyKnight]

This must be my year.

Could be.

 

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[oogieboogie]

I yelled at my kids and told them They need ed to adopt a "Little House on The prairie Attitute" I was so mad, and they looked at me confused and asked
"Mom, whats Little house on the prairie"?

ROFLMAO Doesn't that make you feel old ?

 

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[oogieboogie]

Yeah it does, but its better then I wanted to say!

Yea, they will learn that soon enough.

 

[teddybear4play]

I swear a lot, anyway. When I'm really angry, I concoct something that usually involves a great deal of pain to the person I'm pissed at. Like "Fuck him. Fuck him, up the ass, with a crooked broomstick with splinters on it, with no lube."

TB4p

 

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[teddybear4play]

It's really funny when it comes from the mouth of someone as cute as this:

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I used to have a program on my computer that was a talking parrot. You could type words to say in his little speech bubble and he would say them. I couldn't stop cracking up when I made him say something like, "I like to make love to monkeys" or "Polly doesn't want a cracker. Take your goddamn crackers and shove them up your ass!"



TB4p

 

[VeryBadGirl]

"You're all just BASTARD PEOPLE!!!"
and
"I just HATE your ASS FACE!"

(name THAT movie)

I also say Shit! and Fuck! and Damn! when I'm pissed. Hmm. Also Shitfuck. Pokefuck is for the idiots that poke along instead of driving the speed limit. I also like calling people "a shit" like - "you're such a shit." I basically wore out "bitch" and "asshole" at a young age, so I don't say those much anymore.

I moved from NY to Detroit to the belt buckle of the bible belt, so most of my swearing is now either in my head or under my breath, but it's definitely happening.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell."

That's a cute one that I picked up from The Exorcist that always works for me.