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ohverbatum7
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and am sure that my frame could support larger ones,
Please no thought of enlargement, to quote Mary Poppins your "practically perfect in every way"
Please no thought of enlargement, to quote Mary Poppins your "practically perfect in every way"
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No after this many years on the planet I am pretty good at keeping them under control.
You probably shouldn't. There are legit reasons why various things are not viewed in the same light as the era when they were published. I'm not a fan of cancel culture and removal, but that doesn't mean people can't describe those works or people in a modern setting.
That's just me. However, if someone else doesn't like those images it is a free world for them to not patronise that hotel, after which it is up to the hotel as to whether that affects their market or not.I was already under THIS assumption anyway.. but thanks for clarifying, doll.
I tease with this one all the time.
Elon might be able to get you there but not stick the landing just yet. $5.75 to ride the comet's tail after all. I wonder what that is in today's currency valuations? Given that was a 1907 price, and we know cumulative inflation figures for each year in the US, you need $160.01 today. Possibly more by the end of this year the way the US bubble is expanding. Refer to Mark Twain's Captain Stormfield if you are worried I am babbling on and lost the plot. Certainly not the Heaven's Gate version of $5.75 although the same origin.
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One of those late evenings when I couldn't quite hit the spot and needed a bit of stimulus to push things in the right direction.
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Lovely pic, your nipple deserves any attention. Did you find your way?One of those late evenings when I couldn't quite hit the spot and needed a bit of stimulus to push things in the right direction.
One of those late evenings when I couldn't quite hit the spot and needed a bit of stimulus to push things in the right direction.
Whoa!
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Missswannie writes: a bit of stimulus to push things in the right direction.
Never quite got the pleasure in pain, as an alternative I could offer a gentle sucking with the occasional nibble.
Never quite got the pleasure in pain, as an alternative I could offer a gentle sucking with the occasional nibble.
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Isn’t that what they say when things are not going quite right, ‘get a grip of yourself’, looks like you took that advice.
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Eventually. Nipples don't normally get the job done for me, I am more of a plug or something in my bum type of additional stimulus. Sometimes it is good to play with them though and reset the the mental triggers.
No said the horse.
I experiment now and again with the bits and pieces clamp-able or insertable. Sometimes your brain needs a little reset to experiment with different nerve endings. I'm not normally nipple orgasmic, but that's more of a mental thing. With the right thought line I can push over the top.
Have to vary things up.Isn’t that what they say when things are not going quite right, ‘get a grip of yourself’, looks like you took that advice.
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One of those late evenings when I couldn't quite hit the spot and needed a bit of stimulus to push things in the right direction.
Hey Gorgeous
Next time you should ask for help 
I volunteer My triple clamp chain us one of my favorite toys!!! Love it.
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Now and again
Hey Gorgeous
My triple clamp chain us one of my favorite toys!!! Love it.
I'm more internal than external focussed. Just now and again want some more parts in action to try make it bigger. You are welcome to lend a hand.
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Not dead, just out in the bush visiting remote sites and on satellite phone. Getting back into range now.
Nothing too sexy over this end of the state, just red dirt and scrubland if any vegetation. Big comfy undies about to go under safety gear for 12 hours in summer heat. You can have the morning shot before I throw everything on, because the after pic will not be what you are looking for on the fantasy-reality spectrum.
Nothing too sexy over this end of the state, just red dirt and scrubland if any vegetation. Big comfy undies about to go under safety gear for 12 hours in summer heat. You can have the morning shot before I throw everything on, because the after pic will not be what you are looking for on the fantasy-reality spectrum.
Not dead, just out in the bush visiting remote sites and on satellite phone. Getting back into range now.
Nothing too sexy over this end of the state, just red dirt and scrubland if any vegetation. Big comfy undies about to go under safety gear for 12 hours in summer heat. You can have the morning shot before I throw everything on, because the after pic will not be what you are looking for on the fantasy-reality spectrum.
Don't count on it. Really.
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Looking good. The end of the day will be a naked bum as you slip into a much needed cooling shower.
Not dead, just out in the bush visiting remote sites and on satellite phone. Getting back into range now.
Nothing too sexy over this end of the state, just red dirt and scrubland if any vegetation. Big comfy undies about to go under safety gear for 12 hours in summer heat. You can have the morning shot before I throw everything on, because the after pic will not be what you are looking for on the fantasy-reality spectrum.
Really? You'd be surprised!
Nice Bridget Jones pants. They work for me.
Be safe.
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One of those late evenings when I couldn't quite hit the spot and needed a bit of stimulus to push things in the right direction.
This out me right over the edge!!!!!!
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I'm not so sure. The pretty end of the day vs the not so pretty. Its not Chanel No5 thats for sure.
No kidding, I'm cooked by the end of the day out here.
Ok from you thats believable. Peeling wet and sweaty out of flouro safety gear is not for everyone.Really? You'd be surprised!
Nice Bridget Jones pants. They work for me.
Be safe.
What do they say? Take it until it is about all you can do then give it another quarter turn to settle in to. Actually mine eventually go numb, it's the burn when you let the blood back in to them that is sensitive.
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Big comfy undies
Your well shaped bum does wonders for those panties, it helps that you do not have a scraggy derrière.
I could wax lyrical on your top ten titillation and tantalizing talking points (but I have run out of T's)
Your well shaped bum does wonders for those panties, it helps that you do not have a scraggy derrière.
I could wax lyrical on your top ten titillation and tantalizing talking points (but I have run out of T's)
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Holds up ok, but lets face it, lots of sitting around desks, not nearly enough running and swimming, and give it a few more years and it might just be a different shape to come. No promises, only whatever comes along. Even the brain might develop a hormonal (or lack of hormones) fog so even the replies might be bland.
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give it a few more years and it might just be a different shape to come.
Do I see a pattern emerging when you are in denial of your good genes?
Do I see a pattern emerging when you are in denial of your good genes?
Don't want Chanel #5.
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Back from the desert and mining areas. Up until today it has been as hot on the coast as it was inland. Offshore winds so no sea breeze and no waves. I drove back on Friday and it was drop the gear off and then straight down to the beach for some salt water.
Quite a busy friday as that night was a cocktail party out on a roof top deck, 33 floors up at the east end of the city centre. For the cricket fans, it was just about next door to the WACA. Gorgeous sunset views looking down the terrace. The larger buildings are double the size of this one, but 2km away, to give perspective.
Saturday night was a bbq party at home. We had switched off the heater in the hot tub so it was ambient temperature. Outside was 38C. A bit of swimming in the pool and then the remainers retired to the hottub (coldtub?).
You always get caught out when the bubbles stop and you already have your boobs up above the water because they are too hot. Someone has to lean over and hit the button again.
Playing this morning with some fancy footwork to keep things covered. I had an idea for the other thread but might need to perfect a couple of burlesque moves of just keeping the fanny out of full view. Just for fun. The temptation and tease is better than seeing everything isn't it?
Quite a busy friday as that night was a cocktail party out on a roof top deck, 33 floors up at the east end of the city centre. For the cricket fans, it was just about next door to the WACA. Gorgeous sunset views looking down the terrace. The larger buildings are double the size of this one, but 2km away, to give perspective.
Saturday night was a bbq party at home. We had switched off the heater in the hot tub so it was ambient temperature. Outside was 38C. A bit of swimming in the pool and then the remainers retired to the hottub (coldtub?).
You always get caught out when the bubbles stop and you already have your boobs up above the water because they are too hot. Someone has to lean over and hit the button again.
Playing this morning with some fancy footwork to keep things covered. I had an idea for the other thread but might need to perfect a couple of burlesque moves of just keeping the fanny out of full view. Just for fun. The temptation and tease is better than seeing everything isn't it?
