Swannie's Random Stuff

[Todger65]

The whole crap about not using woman, woman and other recognised gender related words on twitterdom is insane. It is recognised that only women and girls have vaginas. M to F trans if they go for complete transformation have a surgically created orifice, not a vagina.
If anyone wants to make alterations to their birth body, then fine, but don’t expect me to change my vocabulary to suit.

The purple carpet in the road must look wonderful.

Never heard of Quinoa whisky, scotch is my tipple.

 

[missswannie]

Everything as gorgeous as ever

Thank you

Quinoa whiskey sounds interesting. Did you do the whole boil and such?

And as far as massages go, i ordered us a massage bed the other day. I'm okay with my hands and help the family out with aches and pains. When i told my wifey her first words were, "And... there's a dick in me."

Whippersnapper distillery were partnered to do the brewing and distribution. Works so far.
Yes, massages over here usually end up the same way.

People with Vulva's ??? What the Hell ??
You are correct ( Of course) They are called Women !! And their bodies are a work of art.. All of them!! Thanks you for brightening my day with the sight of your's
Quinoa whiskey does sound intriguing.. Please tell us what it tastes like after maturing.
In my part of this spinning globe. We also have huge bodies of water ( Great Lakes) that appear as if they are the ocean at times. However there is something different on your beaches. Probably the ability to be naked !!
And that look like an interesting pattern on your one piece suit. Perhaps sometime we could see the full suit ?? Less your pretty face of course..
Thanks for sharing
Your posts do brighten my day!!

The great big Indian Ocean lake. Perhaps it's the white sand. I'll post a pic of that suits if I am wearing it when in a photo mood.

The whole crap about not using woman, woman and other recognised gender related words on twitterdom is insane. It is recognised that only women and girls have vaginas. M to F trans if they go for complete transformation have a surgically created orifice, not a vagina.
If anyone wants to make alterations to their birth body, then fine, but don’t expect me to change my vocabulary to suit.

The purple carpet in the road must look wonderful.

Never heard of Quinoa whisky, scotch is my tipple.

I am of the viewpoint that you add to the pot, not take away space from someone else. It's a bit crazy with some of the movements in various places in the world.

 

[Mscott9004]

Beautiful pictures Miss S! I enjoy seeing your corner of the world. Thanks again for taking the to share.

 

[jc1213]

Ah what a crazy world. I'm happy to sit down in this corner and just observe from afar. You really don't want to know my opinions on all this, so don't ask.

People with too much time on their hands lately have been having an overthink on things and mistaking the 1% for the 49%. What the hell is this inclusive language of "people with vulvas"? Get fkd, it's woman, women in plural and generic. I'd love to take a poll of people in here who are looking at stuff in here and are mentally thinking look at the arse on that person with a vulva. I am imagining soft-ons by the time you have finished that mouthful.

Anyway a bit of colour about the local area just to provide a distraction. I have an interest in a Qinoa crop in its third year now. Just before harvest time it turns red, so you have an interesting looking field. We have done an experimental batch of Qinoa whiskey which isn't half bad in its youth, so trying a few things out of the ordinary.

Blue skies over the beach. Taken for a little further back this time to get some dunes into the pic for a bit of a change. There was a gorgeous tiger snake cruising across the top of the dunes looking for something to eat. He/she was pretty fat so a successful territory. We leave them alone, they leave us alone.

The purple season has started here. The jacarandas along the streets are starting to come out so we will have a couple of weeks of purple everywhere, then a pile of petals all over the road to clean up.

A bit of morning bum, rolling out of bed just to keep it interesting. An early morning got turned into a late morning after said bum was spied getting out of bed. I wonder if anyone has ever explained to blokes that sometimes a stretch or asking for massage might just mean only that. On the other hand you might get worried what was up if suddenly that was understood.

Shockingly I do own and sometimes wear a one piece swimsuit when that's appropriate for the people around. Granted, not often, but you never know when you have to might want to wear it underneath to a bbq.

What a gorgeous, sexy, spankable bottom you have!

On a completely different note, how would you describe the flavor of quinoa whiskey, especially compared to other whiskeys (e.g. bourbon, rye, scotch)? What kind of barrels do you age it in?

 

[UKgreyas]

Ah what a crazy world. I'm happy to sit down in this corner and just observe from afar. You really don't want to know my opinions on all this, so don't ask.

People with too much time on their hands lately have been having an overthink on things and mistaking the 1% for the 49%. What the hell is this inclusive language of "people with vulvas"? Get fkd, it's woman, women in plural and generic. I'd love to take a poll of people in here who are looking at stuff in here and are mentally thinking look at the arse on that person with a vulva. I am imagining soft-ons by the time you have finished that mouthful.

Anyway a bit of colour about the local area just to provide a distraction. I have an interest in a Qinoa crop in its third year now. Just before harvest time it turns red, so you have an interesting looking field. We have done an experimental batch of Qinoa whiskey which isn't half bad in its youth, so trying a few things out of the ordinary.

Blue skies over the beach. Taken for a little further back this time to get some dunes into the pic for a bit of a change. There was a gorgeous tiger snake cruising across the top of the dunes looking for something to eat. He/she was pretty fat so a successful territory. We leave them alone, they leave us alone.

The purple season has started here. The jacarandas along the streets are starting to come out so we will have a couple of weeks of purple everywhere, then a pile of petals all over the road to clean up.

A bit of morning bum, rolling out of bed just to keep it interesting. An early morning got turned into a late morning after said bum was spied getting out of bed. I wonder if anyone has ever explained to blokes that sometimes a stretch or asking for massage might just mean only that. On the other hand you might get worried what was up if suddenly that was understood.

Shockingly I do own and sometimes wear a one piece swimsuit when that's appropriate for the people around. Granted, not often, but you never know when you have to might want to wear it underneath to a bbq.

With arse being my favouite passtime, it's almost like this thread and what you post here scenery wise was designed with me in mind.

Peachtastic as always.

Yeah... I am wondering about that whisky too. It's my favourite drink of choice (when I do drink)... and would love to give that a try. Let us all know how it goes.

Be safe.

Thanks for brightening my day.

 

[missswannie]

Beautiful pictures Miss S! I enjoy seeing your corner of the world. Thanks again for taking the to share.

No problems, enjoy the views.

What a gorgeous, sexy, spankable bottom you have!

On a completely different note, how would you describe the flavor of quinoa whiskey, especially compared to other whiskeys (e.g. bourbon, rye, scotch)? What kind of barrels do you age it in?

Nutty, earthy, a touch of vanilla. Aged in ex whiskey barrels. It's experimental still, it behaves differently. 65% quinoa, 25% corn, 10% malted barley, all grown locally. The nut/earthy flavour is unique. I like my drinks cold on the rocks.

With arse being my favouite passtime, it's almost like this thread and what you post here scenery wise was designed with me in mind.

Peachtastic as always.

Yeah... I am wondering about that whisky too. It's my favourite drink of choice (when I do drink)... and would love to give that a try. Let us all know how it goes.

Be safe.

Thanks for brightening my day.

The arse will hit the beach tomorrow. Whiskey as above. It will evolve, but it's an interesting but slow experiment with a new grain mash. Adds value.

 

[Joxlrg]

Just like that fine arse.. Good things get better with maturity !!
And I WILL drink to that!!!
Bottoms up !!!

 

[missswannie]

A bit of a lazy weekend on the beach and around the pool. Everything is catching up again now with stockmarkets and governments getting back to it after US results so am absolutely flat out now.
Not much time for narrative or more interesting shots today, that will have to wait for mid-week. In the interests of clarity on the whiskey stuff above, here is a pic from the collab. Very West Oz style.
And last is a quick snap from hanging around the pool on Saturday at a friend's house.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Great photos

You never disappoint!

A bit of a lazy weekend on the beach and around the pool. Everything is catching up again now with stockmarkets and governments getting back to it after US results so am absolutely flat out now.
Not much time for narrative or more interesting shots today, that will have to wait for mid-week. In the interests of clarity on the whiskey stuff above, here is a pic from the collab. Very West Oz style.
And last is a quick snap from hanging around the pool on Saturday at a friend's house.

 

[Mr_bogey]

A bit of a lazy weekend on the beach and around the pool. Everything is catching up again now with stockmarkets and governments getting back to it after US results so am absolutely flat out now.
Not much time for narrative or more interesting shots today, that will have to wait for mid-week. In the interests of clarity on the whiskey stuff above, here is a pic from the collab. Very West Oz style.
And last is a quick snap from hanging around the pool on Saturday at a friend's house.

So does this imply that said whiskey is meant to be drunk off a beautiful, naked, prone woman?

 

[Todger65]

A bit of a lazy weekend on the beach and around the pool. Everything is catching up again now with stockmarkets and governments getting back to it after US results so am absolutely flat out now.
Not much time for narrative or more interesting shots today, that will have to wait for mid-week. In the interests of clarity on the whiskey stuff above, here is a pic from the collab. Very West Oz style.
And last is a quick snap from hanging around the pool on Saturday at a friend's house.

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Nicely stretch out out in the sun, topping up the all over tan.

I will have to look a bit further into that whiskey.

 

[ohverbatum7]

whiskey stuff

Very eye-catching presentation.

 

[ohverbatum7]

And last is a quick snap from hanging around the pool on Saturday at a friend's house.


Was this a ladies only event?

 

[Joxlrg]

I would love to sip that whiskey as it rolls down that beautiful body !!
Damn they both look delicious !!

 

[secondchances42]

A bit of a lazy weekend on the beach and around the pool. Everything is catching up again now with stockmarkets and governments getting back to it after US results so am absolutely flat out now.
Not much time for narrative or more interesting shots today, that will have to wait for mid-week. In the interests of clarity on the whiskey stuff above, here is a pic from the collab. Very West Oz style.
And last is a quick snap from hanging around the pool on Saturday at a friend's house.

I need better friends. Lol.

 

[missswannie]

You never disappoint!

Not one to seek approval but I do like to share a bit of this and that. My chosen topics and other side of the world scenery might not be everything to everyone, but maybe there is the odd bit of interesting stuff.

So does this imply that said whiskey is meant to be drunk off a beautiful, naked, prone woman?

Unlikely. I drink whiskey on ice. I will be interested when someone comes up with possible mixers for this one. Earthy, nutty, its a different flavour to be matching with.

Nicely stretch out out in the sun, topping up the all over tan.

I will have to look a bit further into that whiskey.

I don't know if it is overseas yet, given current distribution chains, but it is available in local speciality places. The Australian distillery industry has produced some outstanding companies lately.

whiskey stuff

Very eye-catching presentation.

Whiskey on a beach is perhaps not the usual imagery but it is not the usual. Worse case, the project doesn't take off, but I like to think there are people that enjoy trying new things. There is a Hong Kong bitchain powered investment group that buys into production pre-bottling who are interested in pre-purchasing so there might be room for it in the high end circles.

And last is a quick snap from hanging around the pool on Saturday at a friend's house.


Was this a ladies only event?

Her bloke brought out drinks and snacks so I suppose no in that sense.

I would love to sip that whiskey as it rolls down that beautiful body !!
Damn they both look delicious !!

Probably not going to roll whiskey down my body.

I need better friends. Lol.

Better is not the word. Yours are fine. You might want other friends to add to them though.

 

[Icy1]

Looking gorgeous as ever Missswannie. I love the variety of your pics

 

[mythicman62]

What a beautiful ass Misswannie!

 

[missswannie]

Looking gorgeous as ever Missswannie. I love the variety of your pics

Thanks hon. Sometimes it's a travel guide, sometimes it's an ass fest.

What a beautiful ass Misswannie!

It keeps my pants up and cushions the days at the desk

 

[Mr_bogey]

Unlikely. I drink whiskey on ice. I will be interested when someone comes up with possible mixers for this one. Earthy, nutty, its a different flavour to be matching with.
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I understand, however, I was musing about how I might like to sample that whiskey. Once I find that whiskey, I'll need to find a volunteer to drink it off. Let me know if tou can help.

 

[ohverbatum7]

I have a friend that calls hers a flower

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" ??

 

[ohverbatum7]

Her bloke

Is this a particular Aussie pet name, and does your old man have a flattering nickname for you?
One thing he couldn't call you is droopy drawers!

 

[ohverbatum7]

Her bloke brought out drinks and snacks

There is nothing like a glimpse of a sexy body to bring out the caring sharing side of a man, (or reduce him to a slavering wreck).

 

[missswannie]

I understand, however, I was musing about how I might like to sample that whiskey. Once I find that whiskey, I'll need to find a volunteer to drink it off. Let me know if tou can help.

Might need to put that request out to the wider audience.

I have a friend that calls hers a flower

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" ??

When a rose withers and dies, the rose hip is left. Don't throw away the good parts when the outward appearance no longer takes your eye.

Her bloke

Is this a particular Aussie pet name, and does your old man have a flattering nickname for you?
One thing he couldn't call you is droopy drawers!

We play with all sorts of words over here. Bloke just happens to be one that is useful. Note the possessive form though. My bloke, her bloke, his bloke, their bloke. As opposed to when you travel up north and the locals greet men as "hey bloke".
As directed to me, it varies. Its been Ellie lately.

Her bloke brought out drinks and snacks

There is nothing like a glimpse of a sexy body to bring out the caring sharing side of a man, (or reduce him to a slavering wreck).

They are used to it by now. Most blokes would bring or offer drinks and something, just as I would if he had people over.

 

[draconus_infernus]

A bit of a lazy weekend on the beach and around the pool. Everything is catching up again now with stockmarkets and governments getting back to it after US results so am absolutely flat out now.
Not much time for narrative or more interesting shots today, that will have to wait for mid-week. In the interests of clarity on the whiskey stuff above, here is a pic from the collab. Very West Oz style.
And last is a quick snap from hanging around the pool on Saturday at a friend's house.

I’m not a drinker, so I’ll just enjoy the nudity.