Swannie's Random Stuff

[Micio_Lambire]

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I. AM. SO. JEALOUS.

Today's temperature is 42° and cloudy. 60% chance of rain through the next hour -.-

 

[missswannie]

Envy is such an unattractive trait, but when I tell you a beautiful spring day is about 12c where I live, and I have no need to qualify my answer to clarify that it is not a bra size

Some people like it, it depends what you are used to. There are some UK people who arrive here in the middle of winter when it is 16c and are quite happy to go straight onto the beach. On the flip side, my Masaai guys at a mine in Tanzania used to wear thick coats up until it turned 30c. Frozen.

Promises, promises....

One never knows what takes my fancy.

Are you going to head out back and jump in the pool today??

Most days I'll pop in and out a few times in the day. It's salt water so also quite nice to come back from the beach, rinse that salt into the pool and then have a shower out there.

I. AM. SO. JEALOUS.

Today's temperature is 42° and cloudy. 60% chance of rain through the next hour -.-

One day when you are heading over this way I'll take you on a summer adventure. No clothes needed, promise. Today was cool at 28C but thursday is a nice 32c and friday will be 36c. Not summer yet.

 

[missswannie]

I'll let you have a look at another beach up the coast. Quite nice despite it having shark nets. They don't do anything but there is a nervous section of the community that likes them. Hate to say it but more little sharks and rays come over or under chasing fish and get stuck in there. The lifeguards let them out again at 6am. Sorrento has a nice boat shed cafe at the surf club, run by a couple of old surfclub people. There is a marina just behind.

I was trying to attach photos in higher res, but it seems Lit rejects certain server addresses as well photo hosting sites. I thought I had stuffed up with all the ***** that came up, but apparently there are accepted ones and not.
Anyway, the experiment was a couple of arse pics in their native 4k but seeing as that is not going to fly yet, you can have them in their low res low size versions. Further experimentation ahead.

On a last note, I completely missed my king protea coming into bloom. I was walking down the kids side of the house today and did a double take as it was fully out.

 

[Inbef]

On a last note, I completely missed my king protea coming into bloom. I was walking down the kids side of the house today and did a double take as it was fully out.

What a delicacy... I'll let you guess what I am talking about.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

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[ohverbatum7]

There is something about the female body that draws me to the idea of a supreme architect, you are my ideal when viewing you in your lovely photos.

 

[ohverbatum7]

I was walking down the kids side of the house

Do you have a side of the house that the kids enter at their peril?

 

[Joxlrg]

I will admit I do wish to see your Queen flower in bloom !!!
Butt I am thankful for the pics of your backside you have shared
Fantastic beach.. Again I am jealous as we are just entering the winter season here
We have had snow already!!
Thanks for the WARM break you have given me..
Your pics do PERK ME UP

 

[UKgreyas]

I'll let you have a look at another beach up the coast. Quite nice despite it having shark nets. They don't do anything but there is a nervous section of the community that likes them. Hate to say it but more little sharks and rays come over or under chasing fish and get stuck in there. The lifeguards let them out again at 6am. Sorrento has a nice boat shed cafe at the surf club, run by a couple of old surfclub people. There is a marina just behind.

I was trying to attach photos in higher res, but it seems Lit rejects certain server addresses as well photo hosting sites. I thought I had stuffed up with all the ***** that came up, but apparently there are accepted ones and not.
Anyway, the experiment was a couple of arse pics in their native 4k but seeing as that is not going to fly yet, you can have them in their low res low size versions. Further experimentation ahead.

On a last note, I completely missed my king protea coming into bloom. I was walking down the kids side of the house today and did a double take as it was fully out.

Arse is my absolute favourite thing.

So I have no words right now.

Other than 'peach.'

And 'thank you Swannie.'

Perfect arse. 10/10.

Thank you and God bless you.

 

[Banskbrit]

Nothing low res about that arse....absolutely gorgeous and sexy as ever

 

[missswannie]

Very nice and what a great ass to boot. Love the shots.

Thank you. They were just random shots to test a server but not too bad. Not fancy undies, just what I had on.

What a delicacy... I'll let you guess what I am talking about.

The king protea of course. Florists buy them off you for $100 a pop as they display and then dry like that.

The pics (and you) look great at any resolution . The beach looks lovely and the protea is very nice. Thanks for sharing all of them!

Yes, I am tiring of trying to make a higher res photo post without using dropbox. The image sites are still playing up. You will just have to look at it all in up to 100kb.

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Well, glad you found them. Enjoy.

There is something about the female body that draws me to the idea of a supreme architect, you are my ideal when viewing you in your lovely photos.

Now that's debatable. Maybe it is just nature's ploy to attract breeding partners. I think it is fun to hear each culture's ideas of ideal mates in their fantasy's eye. So diverse.

I was walking down the kids side of the house

Do you have a side of the house that the kids enter at their peril?

They don't recognise it as such. Upstairs on the other side is definitely not their zone. Not locked but nosing around may be at their peril. Bloke even lets them do things in his music room from time to time now.

I will admit I do wish to see your Queen flower in bloom !!!
Butt I am thankful for the pics of your backside you have shared
Fantastic beach.. Again I am jealous as we are just entering the winter season here
We have had snow already!!
Thanks for the WARM break you have given me..
Your pics do PERK ME UP

Well into the warm weather here. I am somewhat solar powered so get happy when it is like this.

Arse is my absolute favourite thing.

So I have no words right now.

Other than 'peach.'

And 'thank you Swannie.'

Perfect arse. 10/10.

Thank you and God bless you.

Couple of oranges at the moment but let me tone up a bit and you might get a bit more shape. Age.

Nothing low res about that arse....absolutely gorgeous and sexy as ever

It is what it is.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I'll let you have a look at another beach up the coast. Quite nice despite it having shark nets. They don't do anything but there is a nervous section of the community that likes them. Hate to say it but more little sharks and rays come over or under chasing fish and get stuck in there. The lifeguards let them out again at 6am. Sorrento has a nice boat shed cafe at the surf club, run by a couple of old surfclub people. There is a marina just behind.

I was trying to attach photos in higher res, but it seems Lit rejects certain server addresses as well photo hosting sites. I thought I had stuffed up with all the ***** that came up, but apparently there are accepted ones and not.
Anyway, the experiment was a couple of arse pics in their native 4k but seeing as that is not going to fly yet, you can have them in their low res low size versions. Further experimentation ahead.

On a last note, I completely missed my king protea coming into bloom. I was walking down the kids side of the house today and did a double take as it was fully out.

Your ass is simply breathtaking!

 

[pebcan]

such a great ass

 

[UKgreyas]

Couple of oranges at the moment but let me tone up a bit and you might get a bit more shape. Age.

Trust me love, the pics / arse is perfect 'as is.'

No need for any tone up or shape difference for this gentleman.
That's a 10/10 any day of the week to me.

Age is just a number too. If it's great... it's great. And it IS great.

Thanks again for the share.
Appreciated.

 

[missswannie]

Your ass is simply breathtaking!

Appreciation makes it happy

such a great ass

Thank you

Trust me love, the pics / arse is perfect 'as is.'

No need for any tone up or shape difference for this gentleman.
That's a 10/10 any day of the week to me.

Age is just a number too. If it's great... it's great. And it IS great.

Thanks again for the share.
Appreciated.

Oh I don't worry about it. I just like to play with comments. It evolves with age and hormones, you are either in for the journey with us all or you are doomed to going to the beach and looking at the pert ones.

 

[Joxlrg]

Thanks for every journey you have shared
I am in !!!

 

[charterguy05]

I'll let you have a look at another beach up the coast. Quite nice despite it having shark nets. They don't do anything but there is a nervous section of the community that likes them. Hate to say it but more little sharks and rays come over or under chasing fish and get stuck in there. The lifeguards let them out again at 6am. Sorrento has a nice boat shed cafe at the surf club, run by a couple of old surfclub people. There is a marina just behind.

I was trying to attach photos in higher res, but it seems Lit rejects certain server addresses as well photo hosting sites. I thought I had stuffed up with all the ***** that came up, but apparently there are accepted ones and not.
Anyway, the experiment was a couple of arse pics in their native 4k but seeing as that is not going to fly yet, you can have them in their low res low size versions. Further experimentation ahead.

On a last note, I completely missed my king protea coming into bloom. I was walking down the kids side of the house today and did a double take as it was fully out.

And I do not think it needs 4k as it is gorgeous as is

 

[missswannie]

Thanks for every journey you have shared
I am in !!!

Well you are either in for whatever I am prattling on about or you are not here.

And I do not think it needs 4k as it is gorgeous as is

The scale down just sometimes seems disappointing. I suppose my arse doesn't really need a dot to dot puzzle on the freckles. It's actually a pain in the arse descaling to 100kb on size and quality. The water is a lot prettier than that.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Gorgeous view. Gorgeous ass. Gorgeous flower. Thank you for sharing.

 

[missswannie]

Gorgeous view. Gorgeous ass. Gorgeous flower. Thank you for sharing.

I have a friend that calls hers a flower

 

[missswannie]

Ah what a crazy world. I'm happy to sit down in this corner and just observe from afar. You really don't want to know my opinions on all this, so don't ask.

People with too much time on their hands lately have been having an overthink on things and mistaking the 1% for the 49%. What the hell is this inclusive language of "people with vulvas"? Get fkd, it's woman, women in plural and generic. I'd love to take a poll of people in here who are looking at stuff in here and are mentally thinking look at the arse on that person with a vulva. I am imagining soft-ons by the time you have finished that mouthful.

Anyway a bit of colour about the local area just to provide a distraction. I have an interest in a Qinoa crop in its third year now. Just before harvest time it turns red, so you have an interesting looking field. We have done an experimental batch of Qinoa whiskey which isn't half bad in its youth, so trying a few things out of the ordinary.

Blue skies over the beach. Taken for a little further back this time to get some dunes into the pic for a bit of a change. There was a gorgeous tiger snake cruising across the top of the dunes looking for something to eat. He/she was pretty fat so a successful territory. We leave them alone, they leave us alone.

The purple season has started here. The jacarandas along the streets are starting to come out so we will have a couple of weeks of purple everywhere, then a pile of petals all over the road to clean up.

A bit of morning bum, rolling out of bed just to keep it interesting. An early morning got turned into a late morning after said bum was spied getting out of bed. I wonder if anyone has ever explained to blokes that sometimes a stretch or asking for massage might just mean only that. On the other hand you might get worried what was up if suddenly that was understood.

Shockingly I do own and sometimes wear a one piece swimsuit when that's appropriate for the people around. Granted, not often, but you never know when you have to might want to wear it underneath to a bbq.

 

[Polranny]

Ah what a crazy world. I'm happy to sit down in this corner and just observe from afar. You really don't want to know my opinions on all this, so don't ask.

People with too much time on their hands lately have been having an overthink on things and mistaking the 1% for the 49%. What the hell is this inclusive language of "people with vulvas"? Get fkd, it's woman, women in plural and generic. I'd love to take a poll of people in here who are looking at stuff in here and are mentally thinking look at the arse on that person with a vulva. I am imagining soft-ons by the time you have finished that mouthful.

Anyway a bit of colour about the local area just to provide a distraction. I have an interest in a Qinoa crop in its third year now. Just before harvest time it turns red, so you have an interesting looking field. We have done an experimental batch of Qinoa whiskey which isn't half bad in its youth, so trying a few things out of the ordinary.

Blue skies over the beach. Taken for a little further back this time to get some dunes into the pic for a bit of a change. There was a gorgeous tiger snake cruising across the top of the dunes looking for something to eat. He/she was pretty fat so a successful territory. We leave them alone, they leave us alone.

The purple season has started here. The jacarandas along the streets are starting to come out so we will have a couple of weeks of purple everywhere, then a pile of petals all over the road to clean up.

A bit of morning bum, rolling out of bed just to keep it interesting. An early morning got turned into a late morning after said bum was spied getting out of bed. I wonder if anyone has ever explained to blokes that sometimes a stretch or asking for massage might just mean only that. On the other hand you might get worried what was up if suddenly that was understood.

Shockingly I do own and sometimes wear a one piece swimsuit when that's appropriate for the people around. Granted, not often, but you never know when you have to might want to wear it underneath to a bbq.

Everything as gorgeous as ever

 

[Rollinbones]

We have done an experimental batch of Qinoa whiskey which isn't half bad in its youth, so trying a few things out of the ordinary.

I wonder if anyone has ever explained to blokes that sometimes a stretch or asking for massage might just mean only that. On the other hand you might get worried what was up if suddenly that was understood.

Quinoa whiskey sounds interesting. Did you do the whole boil and such?

And as far as massages go, i ordered us a massage bed the other day. I'm okay with my hands and help the family out with aches and pains. When i told my wifey her first words were, "And... there's a dick in me."

 

[Rollinbones]

*edited because of stupidity

 

[Joxlrg]

People with Vulva's ??? What the Hell ??
You are correct ( Of course) They are called Women !! And their bodies are a work of art.. All of them!! Thanks you for brightening my day with the sight of your's
Quinoa whiskey does sound intriguing.. Please tell us what it tastes like after maturing.
In my part of this spinning globe. We also have huge bodies of water ( Great Lakes) that appear as if they are the ocean at times. However there is something different on your beaches. Probably the ability to be naked !!
And that look like an interesting pattern on your one piece suit. Perhaps sometime we could see the full suit ?? Less your pretty face of course..
Thanks for sharing
Your posts do brighten my day!!