Swannie's Random Stuff

[missswannie]

It wasn't a bad end of week here. I had to go into the office and grab a few things but the large open park area didn't have many people using it so I sat with the laptop on the grass.

Grass one side, the river the other. I sometimes miss having the office on the south side. I don't miss having to change multiple lanes over the span of the bridge to be able to get off the exit on the other side though.

I had to wear a dress over there though. The working from home lower half is not as disciplined as the blouse on the top half.

 

[hotoldrguy]

When you live with a 9 month old Lab in the house you get used to finding holes in everything. Not that anyone is visiting.

Well done puppy!

 

[hotoldrguy]

It wasn't a bad end of week here. I had to go into the office and grab a few things but the large open park area didn't have many people using it so I sat with the laptop on the grass.

Grass one side, the river the other. I sometimes miss having the office on the south side. I don't miss having to change multiple lanes over the span of the bridge to be able to get off the exit on the other side though.

I had to wear a dress over there though. The working from home lower half is not as disciplined as the blouse on the top half.

Lovely views. Is that park normally crowded?

 

[Beardpositive77]

It wasn't a bad end of week here. I had to go into the office and grab a few things but the large open park area didn't have many people using it so I sat with the laptop on the grass.

Grass one side, the river the other. I sometimes miss having the office on the south side. I don't miss having to change multiple lanes over the span of the bridge to be able to get off the exit on the other side though.

I had to wear a dress over there though. The working from home lower half is not as disciplined as the blouse on the top half.

Three beautiful views.

 

[hogjack]

Thank the lab, please.

 

[Joxlrg]

So refreshing to see those pics.. We can live vicariously through your lens!!
I think all of us wish to be there in all three..

 

[Todger65]

Love the views, especially the last one.

 

[ohverbatum7]

The working from home lower half is not as disciplined

Hope you keep your bum in it's undisciplined state, a rebellion that can only bring joy

 

[zach20092]

It wasn't a bad end of week here. I had to go into the office and grab a few things but the large open park area didn't have many people using it so I sat with the laptop on the grass.

Grass one side, the river the other. I sometimes miss having the office on the south side. I don't miss having to change multiple lanes over the span of the bridge to be able to get off the exit on the other side though.

I had to wear a dress over there though. The working from home lower half is not as disciplined as the blouse on the top half.

I think the curves are any day better than the vast openness

 

[zach20092]

When you live with a 9 month old Lab in the house you get used to finding holes in everything. Not that anyone is visiting.

A doggie treat for him from.me pls

 

[missswannie]

Well done puppy!

The destruction is getting a bit tiring tbh.

Lovely views. Is that park normally crowded?

Not crowded per se, but normally people exercising all day. It used to be listed as an emergency runway, so quite long and wide. When a concert or fireworks are on it might hold a few hundred thousand. I would have only had a quarter of it in front of me perhaps.

Three beautiful views.

All in context. Me and here is part of the same narrative.

Thank the lab, please.

He's a pest. The shovel left outside now just has metal parts left in a pile.

So refreshing to see those pics.. We can live vicariously through your lens!!
I think all of us wish to be there in all three..

Share a little and hopefully a few others might post a view when they are able to. Helps everyone.

Love the views, especially the last one.

No doubt. That might be dubbed the dog's eye view given he has been in the story here.

The working from home lower half is not as disciplined

Hope you keep your bum in it's undisciplined state, a rebellion that can only bring joy

It has to be disciplined into wearing stuff now and again. I was only looking at some stockings and suspenders in the drawer and thinking I probably only wore them in London or Tokyo in the cool weather, not really here bar 2 months. Will I have any reason to dress up in them this winter?

I think the curves are any day better than the vast openness

Juxtapositions.

A doggie treat for him from.me pls

Not treats but stern talking to. I don't think he speaks English tbh. His predecessor was a border collie who seemed to understand everything. I want to withdraw his name and reissue him with "Manuel" so that the rest of us don't feel bad identifying with Basil Fawlty. Que?

 

[Wld1936]

When you live with a 9 month old Lab in the house you get used to finding holes in everything. Not that anyone is visiting.

I love your shirt!! Thanks puppy

 

[ohverbatum7]

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said, "My dog is cross-eyed, any thing you can do for him?" The vet said "Lets have a look at him." He picked up the dog and examined his eyes, then checked his teeth. He said, " I m going to have to put him down." The owner said, "What! Because he's cross-eyed?" The vet said, "No because he is really, really heavy."
* * * *

 

[missswannie]

I love your shirt!! Thanks puppy

His art. But all better stuff behind closed doors now and nothing left on the bathroom floor.

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said, "My dog is cross-eyed, any thing you can do for him?" The vet said "Lets have a look at him." He picked up the dog and examined his eyes, then checked his teeth. He said, " I m going to have to put him down." The owner said, "What! Because he's cross-eyed?" The vet said, "No because he is really, really heavy."
* * * *

He's 35kg at the moment.

 

[Polranny]

His art. But all better stuff behind closed doors now and nothing left on the bathroom floor.


He's 35kg at the moment.

My 3 month old airedale is very partial to clothing of any sort

 

[ohverbatum7]

He's 35kg at the moment.

I don't suppose you are likely to slip him into your handbag?

 

[missswannie]

"Quiet time" can be hard to find these days. Not that I am particularly worried about being seen doing it in my own bedroom, I'm quite happy to grab something from the bedside and indulge. The rule has always been that I will invite joining in with my eyes but before then just let me do what I feel like.
Sometimes though I need to escape and do it somewhere else. I'm usually fantasizing about others then, so it needs an element of sneaking off or behind doors.
I had them set to remote on the phone app and being a bit cheeky with the camera. I actually blurred the photo as I was moving but its kind of fun to think vibration blur. It was still dark outside in the bathroom near the pool and fortunately did not make any noise sneaking in or out, nor wake the dog. Slept like a baby until mid morning, then went out and cleaned up. I might have to tuck some more fun things away out there.

 

[Joxlrg]

I always sleep better after having an orgasm!!
And the blur does add to the given moment in the pic!!

 

[ohverbatum7]

"Quiet time"

What not even a lady-like whimper. those instruments of divine torture are like works of art. in the distant future when evolution has taken it's inevitable path and by-passes self pleasuring, archaeologists will ponder their purpose.

 

[ohverbatum7]

I am captivated by the delicate contour, size and shape of your breasts. If breasts had a personality,
how would you describe yours?

 

[zekuma]

"Quiet time" can be hard to find these days. Not that I am particularly worried about being seen doing it in my own bedroom, I'm quite happy to grab something from the bedside and indulge. The rule has always been that I will invite joining in with my eyes but before then just let me do what I feel like.
Sometimes though I need to escape and do it somewhere else. I'm usually fantasizing about others then, so it needs an element of sneaking off or behind doors.
I had them set to remote on the phone app and being a bit cheeky with the camera. I actually blurred the photo as I was moving but its kind of fun to think vibration blur. It was still dark outside in the bathroom near the pool and fortunately did not make any noise sneaking in or out, nor wake the dog. Slept like a baby until mid morning, then went out and cleaned up. I might have to tuck some more fun things away out there.

A midnight sneaky out in the back bathroom... There are worse habits.

Are they used at the same time or sequentially?
What's the remote phone app do?

 

[Todger65]

"Quiet time" can be hard to find these days. Not that I am particularly worried about being seen doing it in my own bedroom, I'm quite happy to grab something from the bedside and indulge. The rule has always been that I will invite joining in with my eyes but before then just let me do what I feel like.
Sometimes though I need to escape and do it somewhere else. I'm usually fantasizing about others then, so it needs an element of sneaking off or behind doors.
I had them set to remote on the phone app and being a bit cheeky with the camera. I actually blurred the photo as I was moving but its kind of fun to think vibration blur. It was still dark outside in the bathroom near the pool and fortunately did not make any noise sneaking in or out, nor wake the dog. Slept like a baby until mid morning, then went out and cleaned up. I might have to tuck some more fun things away out there.
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Nice toy set.

 

[missswannie]

I always sleep better after having an orgasm!!
And the blur does add to the given moment in the pic!!

Pure accident but hey sometimes the stuff ups aren't always destined for the delete bin. Not at first anyway, don't know if it lives in the keep stuff.

"Quiet time"

What not even a lady-like whimper. those instruments of divine torture are like works of art. in the distant future when evolution has taken it's inevitable path and by-passes self pleasuring, archaeologists will ponder their purpose.

Could be worse, it could be a Pompei situation and they are preserved in situ.

I am captivated by the delicate contour, size and shape of your breasts. If breasts had a personality,
how would you describe yours?

Personality... Koalas as in they just hang in there. I don't know, they wiggle a bit, change shape a bit.

A midnight sneaky out in the back bathroom... There are worse habits.

Are they used at the same time or sequentially?
What's the remote phone app do?

Depends on what your mood is I guess, double up isn't bad. They are Bluetooth enabled, so can have them move to music, or react to an audio books, or pulse. They can be connected on the app to someone else to control if that appeals.

Nice toy set.

Toy du Jour, they work for today's mood. I mix and match.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Koalas as in they just hang in there. I don't know, they wiggle a bit, change shape a bit.

Your imagination is even more bizarre than mine, but seeing you are Australian, you would hardly liken them to Pine Martins.

 

[missswannie]

Koalas as in they just hang in there. I don't know, they wiggle a bit, change shape a bit.

Your imagination is even more bizarre than mine, but seeing you are Australian, you would hardly liken them to Pine Martins.

I struggled for a simile appropriate. I chose Koalas to be different. They are not puppy sized. Perhaps a couple of possums or the like.
Even Australian slang doesn't really have animal equivalents for them. It concentrates more on the bottom half, the "show us your map of Tassie" type call outs. I'll have to go walk past a building site one day soon and see what their wit extends to.