Swannie's Random Stuff

[LoveLiving]

The upward and outward swing always get them out the top or out the arm hole

Well not for support. Just keep the cooking off the skin and the dog claws when he jumps up to look at what's happening.

You wonder if you could get the technique down for the burlesque boobs in motion swirl.

Prevent a total runaway

You lads and girls on trampolines. We were more interested in accidental skirt and knicker flashes. Accident you know.

One day. I need to have the camera on multi shot to have a chance of them being seen.

Might be when I drop shorts and moon.

If you come along and cook in the kitchen to music

I can do a few steps of this and that. Not to star, but enough to stay on the dance floor at formal events.

As long as you stay on the dance floor long enough to pop out of your clothes.

XO

 

[frmtutanota]

Friday night kitchen boob escape. Dancing to music in a tank top doesn't always keep things neat and tidy.

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2092134&stc=1&d=1584104371

Looks like sexy fun...

 

[Awaywego]

Good idea

Originally Posted by Awaywego View Post
I believe I would need to do more tests to make a diagnosis. Maybe video of more "art" work would help as I could watch all day.
I don't put videos up here, but perhaps we might need a Wet Rorschach thread. Or perhaps it can be used for divination. What's the gold price going to do? Grab Swannie, give her a rub, and interpret.

That Wet test would be fun and we included the guys "dribbles" and create a whole new "personality" test. Lol! Stay safe, have fun!

 

[missswannie]

As long as you stay on the dance floor long enough to pop out of your clothes.

XO

I try not to, but some dresses have limits.

Looks like sexy fun...

Kind of is.

Originally Posted by Awaywego View Post
I believe I would need to do more tests to make a diagnosis. Maybe video of more "art" work would help as I could watch all day.
I don't put videos up here, but perhaps we might need a Wet Rorschach thread. Or perhaps it can be used for divination. What's the gold price going to do? Grab Swannie, give her a rub, and interpret.

That Wet test would be fun and we included the guys "dribbles" and create a whole new "personality" test. Lol! Stay safe, have fun!

Alright I will shelve that idea for a couple of days until I can work out if it is viable one. Spurts, gushes, and knicker situation.

 

[missswannie]

Fine times we find ourselves in. I'll spare all the other stuff, but a reminder to look after each other and ask the question of R U OK? That's in the real world and here in Lit as well.

After my ranting on about panic buying, I accidentally joined the idiot brigade on a shipment. Without getting into the family details, we have always had an open book policy where any question will get an answer without worrying how it looks for you personally. Part of the open book is also a don't ask going the other way, and we have always had boxes of condoms and a bunch of other things in the bathrooms and topped up. It's not part of my contraceptive methods so rarely have need for one, but having noticed the supply was a bit low in the house I went online to order some more in, figuring to leave the stuff in the supermarkets for those that might need it. Two boxes of assorted and one of ultrathins and this is what turned up. I didn't realise that that the bulk "pro" packs were for 144 in each. Well priced mind you.
So having received enough to keep a small village barriered up for the Spring, I have been copping the comments across the dinner table all weekend about how Mum thinks we are like her, Mum thinks we had better organise a party, how many different combinations would you have to do to go through a 144 box, etc. Cheeky. The bloke's "well we did do a couple of 2 box weekends back when" got me blushing for some reason, and they all piled on.

Shower time photo for a bit of fun. The low angle on the chair outside of the glass rendered most of them to the folder but there were a couple of not too exposed ones. And no, despite a comment, I wasn't pee-ing in that one, just water running down and off my more streamlined bits.

Strategy and report time this afternoon. I was having a bit of a creative block so ended up resorting to throwing the knickers off. It has always been something I have done when mind blocked and sure enough I managed to work my way through it with a bit of fresh air. My brain is in my knickers is perhaps not an insult.

And lastly, a public service announcement. Forms like these are starting to pop up for people to print. It's a good idea for neighbourhoods to organise, or even for people who you don't know yet but potentially might be on their own, especially in highly mobile areas of the world. Look out for your neighbours and hopefully if it is your turn they might look out for you in getting things done. Cook a casserole and double up, the frozen extra portion might be something you can deliver to a neighbour.
Please become aware of those families that will have to isolate completely for a long while because of immunodeficiency and other factors. See if you can't help them out with fresh veges and the odd cooked meal to vary their existence. Mow their lawns, weed their gardens.
Be kind, put this crazy behaviour behind, and FFS, lift.

https://youtu.be/K60HfeBb1DY

 

[Joxlrg]

Nice streaming bits!! And I love the idea of letting neighbors know you can help if needed

 

[YVguy]

Fine times we find ourselves in. I'll spare all the other stuff, but a reminder to look after each other and ask the question of R U OK? That's in the real world and here in Lit as well.

After my ranting on about panic buying, I accidentally joined the idiot brigade on a shipment. Without getting into the family details, we have always had an open book policy where any question will get an answer without worrying how it looks for you personally. Part of the open book is also a don't ask going the other way, and we have always had boxes of condoms and a bunch of other things in the bathrooms and topped up. It's not part of my contraceptive methods so rarely have need for one, but having noticed the supply was a bit low in the house I went online to order some more in, figuring to leave the stuff in the supermarkets for those that might need it. Two boxes of assorted and one of ultrathins and this is what turned up. I didn't realise that that the bulk "pro" packs were for 144 in each. Well priced mind you.
So having received enough to keep a small village barriered up for the Spring, I have been copping the comments across the dinner table all weekend about how Mum thinks we are like her, Mum thinks we had better organise a party, how many different combinations would you have to do to go through a 144 box, etc. Cheeky. The bloke's "well we did do a couple of 2 box weekends back when" got me blushing for some reason, and they all piled on.

Shower time photo for a bit of fun. The low angle on the chair outside of the glass rendered most of them to the folder but there were a couple of not too exposed ones. And no, despite a comment, I wasn't pee-ing in that one, just water running down and off my more streamlined bits.

Strategy and report time this afternoon. I was having a bit of a creative block so ended up resorting to throwing the knickers off. It has always been something I have done when mind blocked and sure enough I managed to work my way through it with a bit of fresh air. My brain is in my knickers is perhaps not an insult.

And lastly, a public service announcement. Forms like these are starting to pop up for people to print. It's a good idea for neighbourhoods to organise, or even for people who you don't know yet but potentially might be on their own, especially in highly mobile areas of the world. Look out for your neighbours and hopefully if it is your turn they might look out for you in getting things done. Cook a casserole and double up, the frozen extra portion might be something you can deliver to a neighbour.
Please become aware of those families that will have to isolate completely for a long while because of immunodeficiency and other factors. See if you can't help them out with fresh veges and the odd cooked meal to vary their existence. Mow their lawns, weed their gardens.
Be kind, put this crazy behaviour behind, and FFS, lift.

I’m willing to help you use all those condoms . Just say the word and I’ll be over.

Stunning pic as usual Miss Swan

 

[tbearatl]

Fine times we find ourselves in. I'll spare all the other stuff, but a reminder to look after each other and ask the question of R U OK? That's in the real world and here in Lit as well.

After my ranting on about panic buying, I accidentally joined the idiot brigade on a shipment. Without getting into the family details, we have always had an open book policy where any question will get an answer without worrying how it looks for you personally. Part of the open book is also a don't ask going the other way, and we have always had boxes of condoms and a bunch of other things in the bathrooms and topped up. It's not part of my contraceptive methods so rarely have need for one, but having noticed the supply was a bit low in the house I went online to order some more in, figuring to leave the stuff in the supermarkets for those that might need it. Two boxes of assorted and one of ultrathins and this is what turned up. I didn't realise that that the bulk "pro" packs were for 144 in each. Well priced mind you.
So having received enough to keep a small village barriered up for the Spring, I have been copping the comments across the dinner table all weekend about how Mum thinks we are like her, Mum thinks we had better organise a party, how many different combinations would you have to do to go through a 144 box, etc. Cheeky. The bloke's "well we did do a couple of 2 box weekends back when" got me blushing for some reason, and they all piled on.

Shower time photo for a bit of fun. The low angle on the chair outside of the glass rendered most of them to the folder but there were a couple of not too exposed ones. And no, despite a comment, I wasn't pee-ing in that one, just water running down and off my more streamlined bits.

Strategy and report time this afternoon. I was having a bit of a creative block so ended up resorting to throwing the knickers off. It has always been something I have done when mind blocked and sure enough I managed to work my way through it with a bit of fresh air. My brain is in my knickers is perhaps not an insult.

And lastly, a public service announcement. Forms like these are starting to pop up for people to print. It's a good idea for neighbourhoods to organise, or even for people who you don't know yet but potentially might be on their own, especially in highly mobile areas of the world. Look out for your neighbours and hopefully if it is your turn they might look out for you in getting things done. Cook a casserole and double up, the frozen extra portion might be something you can deliver to a neighbour.
Please become aware of those families that will have to isolate completely for a long while because of immunodeficiency and other factors. See if you can't help them out with fresh veges and the odd cooked meal to vary their existence. Mow their lawns, weed their gardens.
Be kind, put this crazy behaviour behind, and FFS, lift.

I really enjoy hanging out in your thread. Have a good week Ms Swannie.

 

[Wld1936]

Friday night kitchen boob escape. Dancing to music in a tank top doesn't always keep things neat and tidy.

Mmmm so sexy!!

 

[curious_me]

Lovely pics and PSA.

 

[Todger65]

Interesting about the condoms. Haven’t been in a situation where they were needed for a long time now.

 

[ohverbatum7]

how many different combinations would you have to do to go through a 144 box, etc.

Must be a certain boost to your husbands street cred. How are your crowd control skills?

 

[missswannie]

Nice streaming bits!! And I love the idea of letting neighbors know you can help if needed

It usually works out but angle too low and the edits are more than than pass marks.
Yes, it takes a village. Look out for one another and lend a hand where you can. Same on here.

I’m willing to help you use all those condoms . Just say the word and I’ll be over.

Stunning pic as usual Miss Swan

You would have to be taking on all comers to get through them, not that that hasn't existed in a fantasy or two. When I was a kid a friend and I would get into her mum and dads secret stash of magazines and videos, and a featured event called spermathon imprinted upon curious minds. We still laugh about it today.

I really enjoy hanging out in your thread. Have a good week Ms Swannie.

Thanks, enjoy the banter.

Mmmm so sexy!!

Thank you

Lovely pics and PSA.

Welcome. Take care of people.

Interesting about the condoms. Haven’t been in a situation where they were needed for a long time now.

They don't feature in my bedroom life too much, just now and again in odd situations.

how many different combinations would you have to do to go through a 144 box, etc.

Must be a certain boost to your husbands street cred. How are your crowd control skills?

Ha, he would be marched off for a script for yellow pills if I was serious about going through a box of those. I joked last night laying in bed about what the shortest time would be to get through 144, which got a poke in the back reaction.

 

[Polranny]

It usually works out but angle too low and the edits are more than than pass marks.
Yes, it takes a village. Look out for one another and lend a hand where you can. Same on here.

You would have to be taking on all comers to get through them, not that that hasn't existed in a fantasy or two. When I was a kid a friend and I would get into her mum and dads secret stash of magazines and videos, and a featured event called spermathon imprinted upon curious minds. We still laugh about it today.

Thanks, enjoy the banter.

Thank you

Welcome. Take care of people.

They don't feature in my bedroom life too much, just now and again in odd situations.

Ha, he would be marched off for a script for yellow pills if I was serious about going through a box of those. I joked last night laying in bed about what the shortest time would be to get through 144, which got a poke in the back reaction.

144! That's gross

 

[zekuma]

Fine times we find ourselves in. I'll spare all the other stuff, but a reminder to look after each other and ask the question of R U OK? That's in the real world and here in Lit as well.

After my ranting on about panic buying, I accidentally joined the idiot brigade on a shipment. Without getting into the family details, we have always had an open book policy where any question will get an answer without worrying how it looks for you personally. Part of the open book is also a don't ask going the other way, and we have always had boxes of condoms and a bunch of other things in the bathrooms and topped up. It's not part of my contraceptive methods so rarely have need for one, but having noticed the supply was a bit low in the house I went online to order some more in, figuring to leave the stuff in the supermarkets for those that might need it. Two boxes of assorted and one of ultrathins and this is what turned up. I didn't realise that that the bulk "pro" packs were for 144 in each. Well priced mind you.
So having received enough to keep a small village barriered up for the Spring, I have been copping the comments across the dinner table all weekend about how Mum thinks we are like her, Mum thinks we had better organise a party, how many different combinations would you have to do to go through a 144 box, etc. Cheeky. The bloke's "well we did do a couple of 2 box weekends back when" got me blushing for some reason, and they all piled on.

Shower time photo for a bit of fun. The low angle on the chair outside of the glass rendered most of them to the folder but there were a couple of not too exposed ones. And no, despite a comment, I wasn't pee-ing in that one, just water running down and off my more streamlined bits.

Strategy and report time this afternoon. I was having a bit of a creative block so ended up resorting to throwing the knickers off. It has always been something I have done when mind blocked and sure enough I managed to work my way through it with a bit of fresh air. My brain is in my knickers is perhaps not an insult.

And lastly, a public service announcement. Forms like these are starting to pop up for people to print. It's a good idea for neighbourhoods to organise, or even for people who you don't know yet but potentially might be on their own, especially in highly mobile areas of the world. Look out for your neighbours and hopefully if it is your turn they might look out for you in getting things done. Cook a casserole and double up, the frozen extra portion might be something you can deliver to a neighbour.
Please become aware of those families that will have to isolate completely for a long while because of immunodeficiency and other factors. See if you can't help them out with fresh veges and the odd cooked meal to vary their existence. Mow their lawns, weed their gardens.
Be kind, put this crazy behaviour behind, and FFS, lift.

https://youtu.be/K60HfeBb1DY

A gross of condoms. That would be a challenge. I guess the "pro" pack is named exactly for that.
I didn't think it was anything other than water dripping.
Love the youtube clip. That guy is awesome.

Sorry if this has been asked before, but call it the luxury of contemplation of various things from home: What is the Swannie in Miss Swannie? The spelling is curious.

 

[Joxlrg]

I can see how you feel about the low angle as it is more than you normally show. But it truly doesn’t show it all. Overall I say it’s a very sexy and teasing photo.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I long for a day (week/month) spent lounging thru the lovely folder that is so often referenced.

 

[missswannie]

144! That's gross

Oh I could show you gross...

A gross of condoms. That would be a challenge. I guess the "pro" pack is named exactly for that.
I didn't think it was anything other than water dripping.
Love the youtube clip. That guy is awesome.

Sorry if this has been asked before, but call it the luxury of contemplation of various things from home: What is the Swannie in Miss Swannie? The spelling is curious.

Lewis is one of my favourite buskers. I see him around Brick Lane and a few other ends of London when there. I had dinner with him a few years ago.

The question with Swannie is not a what but a where. There used to be bikini girl competitions sponsored by Coke and the radio stations back in the 70's and 80's. Each weekend would be a different beach here. It always went a risque class up when the got to the beach known as Swannie, which is clothing optional, so instead of showing a little bit more they had to make sure they didn't show what was natural. Needless to say it was a struggle for TV producers for both the stage and the audience.

I can see how you feel about the low angle as it is more than you normally show. But it truly doesn’t show it all. Overall I say it’s a very sexy and teasing photo.

I know it doesn't, but maybe enough to know it isn't enough.

 

[Joxlrg]

The bottom line is
Thank You for all of your posts
I enjoy them all

 

[ohverbatum7]

got a poke in the back reaction.

That won't make the lady cry out in ecstasy, he needs to improve his sense of direction, I'm sure you will take him in hand (so to speak).
Is innuendo an art?

 

[missswannie]

The bottom line is
Thank You for all of your posts
I enjoy them all

I enjoy being tame and cheeky in here.

got a poke in the back reaction.

That won't make the lady cry out in ecstasy, he needs to improve his sense of direction, I'm sure you will take him in hand (so to speak).
Is innuendo an art?

Innuendo is an art. A bit of tease, a bit of flirt, a bit of frustrated effort.
I can always slip him between the cheeks or thighs if I get sick of the snail trails on my back and hip. He can glide through instead of in if I am not going to grant access.
Sense of direction.... that thing pokes me square on the bum hole every time if unguided. Typical bloke, didn't read the instructions when first unwrapped.

 

[LoveLiving]

Fine times we find ourselves in. I'll spare all the other stuff, but a reminder to look after each other and ask the question of R U OK? That's in the real world and here in Lit as well.

After my ranting on about panic buying, I accidentally joined the idiot brigade on a shipment. Without getting into the family details, we have always had an open book policy where any question will get an answer without worrying how it looks for you personally. Part of the open book is also a don't ask going the other way, and we have always had boxes of condoms and a bunch of other things in the bathrooms and topped up. It's not part of my contraceptive methods so rarely have need for one, but having noticed the supply was a bit low in the house I went online to order some more in, figuring to leave the stuff in the supermarkets for those that might need it. Two boxes of assorted and one of ultrathins and this is what turned up. I didn't realise that that the bulk "pro" packs were for 144 in each. Well priced mind you.
So having received enough to keep a small village barriered up for the Spring, I have been copping the comments across the dinner table all weekend about how Mum thinks we are like her, Mum thinks we had better organise a party, how many different combinations would you have to do to go through a 144 box, etc. Cheeky. The bloke's "well we did do a couple of 2 box weekends back when" got me blushing for some reason, and they all piled on.

Shower time photo for a bit of fun. The low angle on the chair outside of the glass rendered most of them to the folder but there were a couple of not too exposed ones. And no, despite a comment, I wasn't pee-ing in that one, just water running down and off my more streamlined bits.

Strategy and report time this afternoon. I was having a bit of a creative block so ended up resorting to throwing the knickers off. It has always been something I have done when mind blocked and sure enough I managed to work my way through it with a bit of fresh air. My brain is in my knickers is perhaps not an insult.

And lastly, a public service announcement. Forms like these are starting to pop up for people to print. It's a good idea for neighbourhoods to organise, or even for people who you don't know yet but potentially might be on their own, especially in highly mobile areas of the world. Look out for your neighbours and hopefully if it is your turn they might look out for you in getting things done. Cook a casserole and double up, the frozen extra portion might be something you can deliver to a neighbour.
Please become aware of those families that will have to isolate completely for a long while because of immunodeficiency and other factors. See if you can't help them out with fresh veges and the odd cooked meal to vary their existence. Mow their lawns, weed their gardens.
Be kind, put this crazy behaviour behind, and FFS, lift.

https://youtu.be/K60HfeBb1DY

OOPS
You dropped my face mask.

XO

 

[Mscott9004]

Love the shower pic Missswannie and that you are always prepared in your household.

 

[missswannie]

OOPS
You dropped my face mask.

XO

Ha you might be in for a wide-on if I pick it up.

Love the shower pic Missswannie and that you are always prepared in your household.

That's the way I operate. Respect that others have different ideas. I work on the basis of everything is available but make your own informed decisions.

 

[frmtutanota]

Looking really good in that shower and well condomed up

Too fun and very sexy