Swannie's Random Stuff

[ohverbatum7]

The direction finders were pointing west

I love your nipples, but using them as a direction finder, is quite unique.

 

[Todger65]

The direction finders were pointing west to the ocean. A lovely midwinters day, blue sky and 20C. Always follow the pointers.
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Lovely pointers.

 

[missswannie]

Lol! Personally, nipple prints in the sand would have been my go to message

An indentation with a couple of dots. Not sure that would be recognisable.

You can’t go wrong when you follow your ....... direction finders! Enjoy your beautiful weather. The beach looks beautiful.

They are always pointing at something.

Hello Beautiful Lady!

Hey sweetheart. Come join me on the beach.

The writing in the sand

Just think, if your were a man your could have got out your willy out and wrote the message, although if I had done it, my hand would most likely shake, so for legibility your almost copperplate script has me beaten hands down.

Ha, that would be fun to watch. Is that pen(ile)manship? I kinda want to see that happen now.

The direction finders were pointing west

I love your nipples, but using them as a direction finder, is quite unique.

Like a compass, always pointing truly. Kind of interesting to look at on the odd occaision they are flat or puffy, I don't see them like that much. Maybe a bit more before kids. I had really big areoles way back, kind of puffy on days, but post working boobs just teat up all the time.

Lovely pointers.

Thanks love. They point truly.

 

[de_valmont]

The direction finders were pointing west to the ocean. A lovely midwinters day, blue sky and 20C. Always follow the pointers.
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I know ways to make these pointers be even more distinct and prominent direction markers.

 

[ohverbatum7]

‘When you Marry’ (1953)

Many things have changes since 1953.

 

[ohverbatum7]

go with the need.

Was this at home or a public loo? Bet you legs were a bit shaky afterwords.

 

[missswannie]

I know ways to make these pointers be even more distinct and prominent direction markers.

Pray tell how you would make leading edge teats

sexy as hell!

Ah thankyou

‘When you Marry’ (1953)

Many things have changes since 1953.

Yes a lot has changed. Some good some not so good. Change is inevitable

go with the need.

Was this at home or a public loo? Bet you legs were a bit shaky afterwords.

That was a hotel room

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Sometimes you just have to go with the need.

Dam, now that is is hot

 

[missswannie]

Nothing special, just caught sight of my bum crack from above in the make up mirror in the bathroom. Tiles are a bit shiny, had to make sure I wasn't giving a reflection bonus.

 

[pj1412]

Nothing special, just caught sight of my bum crack from above in the make up mirror in the bathroom. Tiles are a bit shiny, had to make sure I wasn't giving a reflection bonus.

Must complain about the polishing of the floor tiles

 

[ohverbatum7]

That was a hotel room

You spend so much time in hotel rooms, I bet you expect room service at home.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Glad your bum has a crack, wouldn't want it to contravene the trade description act. Does your country have one. (not a bum crack,, a trade description act)

 

[ohverbatum7]

I suppose you are entitled to describe your bum as nothing special, are you open to alternative opinions?

 

[ohverbatum7]

Sometimes you just have to go with the need.[/B

Something very classy about you, had your nails professionally done before fingering your fandango.

 

[missswannie]

Must complain about the polishing of the floor tiles

I polished them so therefore no complaints to be entered

That was a hotel room

You spend so much time in hotel rooms, I bet you expect room service at home.

No I am quite a handy cook if I may say so.

Glad your bum has a crack, wouldn't want it to contravene the trade description act. Does your country have one. (not a bum crack,, a trade description act)

Yes, quite a strict one. Consumer protection laws override any warranty or lack of warranty on any product or service. Apple learnt that the hard way with the iPhone trying to put a 1 year warranty on it. ACCC said no way, 2 years at least for that.

I suppose you are entitled to describe your bum as nothing special, are you open to alternative opinions?

Alternative opinions and the reaction to them have been a known leg opener in the past

 

[missswannie]

Sometimes you just have to go with the need.[/B

Something very classy about you, had your nails professionally done before fingering your fandango.

Fingers and fandago, like bees to the hive.

 

[ohverbatum7]

reflection bonus.

Well I'm so sex starved a reflected bonus, would make my day. I love that your posts are full of bon mots to stimulate replies, although I hope you don't regard my comments as trivializing your thread.

 

[missswannie]

reflection bonus.

Well I'm so sex starved a reflected bonus, would make my day. I love that your posts are full of bon mots to stimulate replies, although I hope you don't regard my comments as trivializing your thread.

Its the banter and innuendo that does it for me. Careful, a couple of Lagavulin's and some well aimed banter and my knickers are history

 

[ohverbatum7]

Careful,

If possible could you be carefree? but please be gentle, it's so long since I have experienced the fruits of a beautiful woman's loins I would need some expert coaching, but hopefully I'm would be quick on the uptake.

 

[ohverbatum7]

a couple of Lagavulin's and some well aimed banter and my knickers are history

Scotch is powerful stuff, but didn't know it could dissolve knickers!

 

[Todger65]

Nothing special, just caught sight of my bum crack from above in the make up mirror in the bathroom. Tiles are a bit shiny, had to make sure I wasn't giving a reflection bonus.
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Crack ing photo

 

[AlliaPotestas]

The direction finders were pointing west to the ocean. A lovely midwinters day, blue sky and 20C. Always follow the pointers.

Haha! Love the writing in the sand, I’d love it if a lit’er has chanced upon it before it was washed away

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Nothing special, just caught sight of my bum crack from above in the make up mirror in the bathroom. Tiles are a bit shiny, had to make sure I wasn't giving a reflection bonus.

Nothing special, she says. Pfft. Your bottom is amazing and is Definitely something special!

 

[missswannie]

a couple of Lagavulin's and some well aimed banter and my knickers are history

Scotch is powerful stuff, but didn't know it could dissolve knickers!

Has been known to happen. Throw in a Sean Connery gruff and it would be all over red rover.

Crack ing photo

Not the place to slide the room key. At one facility we used to slide a card through a slot prior to doing a retina scan to enter an area. Someone had stuck a nice bum on the wall around the card slide. It actually measured the angle and speed you ran the card through as well as the weight and placement of your feet, but it was a nice focal point.

Haha! Love the writing in the sand, I’d love it if a lit’er has chanced upon it before it was washed away

I actually put another one down another hundred yards up. I figured if someone recognised both and found me I would give them a free pass for being clever.

Nothing special, she says. Pfft. Your bottom is amazing and is Definitely something special!

Usually words from the fellow when he has ulterior motives for said bottom.

 

[LoveLiving]

The direction finders were pointing west to the ocean. A lovely midwinters day, blue sky and 20C. Always follow the pointers.

Pointing north towards Canada