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[Guest]

Lorri - I'm sure you have room for two more from me...

Room? That is an understatement . P.

 

[domjoe]

She hasn't replied. I think she's googling me to find out who the hell I am

 

[Guest]

She hasn't replied. I think she's googling me to find out who the hell I am

Good, I hope she lets us know.

 

[LorriLove]

Lorri! Lovely pears.

Perdita (and one for the old man )

hiya purdy darling, have a nice holiday?? i haven't been about much as we're still away ourselves until tomorrow. and he sends one back the old man that is.

he told me not to dare say anything if i came on here tonight, but old is the word today

 

[Guest]

Holiday was great, Lorri, thanks. Always good to see you (and the pears). P.

 

[domjoe]

Give the old man a great big kiss from me too (SubJoe). Tell him I'll take the teeth out this time.

 

[LorriLove]

She hasn't replied. I think she's googling me to find out who the hell I am

sorry mr joe i was away having a quick google, god i needed that and to you now you've got all dom for a change.

 

[LorriLove]

Give the old man a great big kiss from me too (SubJoe). Tell him I'll take the teeth out this time.

he's laughing here, and said to tell you 'bloody good job you made his hood sore last time'

 

[domjoe]

he's laughing here, and said to tell you 'bloody good job you made his hood sore last time'

It's his fault for having such a big knob. Good thing I hadn't eaten anything that day.

 

[LorriLove]

It's his fault for having such a big knob. Good thing I hadn't eaten anything that day.

oh you've noticed that effect as well then

 

[domjoe]

If he had your tits he'd be damn near perfect.

 

[LorriLove]

If he had your tits he'd be damn near perfect.

you old smoothy

(he can 'have' them whenever he wants )

 

[domjoe]

you old smoothy

Actually I'm quite knobbly

 

[fifty5]

Last night, me and some of my coworkers were playing on-line scrabble while waiting for costumers to call in and bitch and whine about their problems, hoping to make them OUR problems. (As if..!)
Now, my co-workers took an incredibly long time in thinking of words, so I took the opportunity to cleanwrite my latest story, which I'll be submitting shortly.
Droopey (my coach) noticed the never-ceasing clicking from m keyboard, and so asked what I was writing.

Not being very good at lying, I told him - and the 2 girls sitting in the same room - the truth; that I'm entering a writing contest where you're supposed to write as many erotic novels as possible in one year. (Mind you, they dragged the specific details out of me!)

When I left, he was reading "Buddyguards" - a group sex story. One of the girls looked up Lit to see what it was, don't know what she ended up reading, though. The 3rd one didn't say anything, so maybe she just went on with her work, I have no idea.

M tells me I'll get in trouble for this, becoming the laughing stock of the office, and it's gonna haunt me at this workplace forever.

Tolyk (whom I chatted with last night on Messenger) told me to stand up for my smut.

What do you guys think?

Go for it girl!

Laughing at someone only works if the 'someone' cringes. If they laugh back, the only viable response is respect. (Note "viable" - there are others, but they don't survive.)

Yeah, tell them you have talent - it's true!

 

[snooper]

Last night, me and some of my coworkers were playing on-line scrabble while waiting for costumers to call in and bitch and whine about their problems, hoping to make them OUR problems. ... What do you guys think?

I think you work in a very unusual call centre. Every time I have to use one, I get all our consultants are busy helping other clients for up to half an hour.

 

[TheEarl]

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I think you work in a very unusual call centre. Every time I have to use one, I get all our consultants are busy helping other clients for up to half an hour.

Snooper: How naive! You really believe that they're helping other clients? They're all just playing Scrabble to make us wait.

It's a conspiracy I tell you! The Milk Marketing Board and Bush senior and Paddy Ashdowne! They're all in on it!

<burbles>

The Earl

 

[SensualCealy]

Your boss likely really liked your story, did you notice if he had a tent in his pants? lol

To be honest, Id be proud of it, even us porn writers have to make a living and if this is the footstep in the door ,so be it!

Keep writing and smiling girlfriend!
C

 

[Svenskaflicka]

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Snooper: How naive! You really believe that they're helping other clients? They're all just playing Scrabble to make us wait.

It's a conspiracy I tell you! The Milk Marketing Board and Bush senior and Paddy Ashdowne! They're all in on it!

<burbles>

The Earl

*getting secretidentity by the police now, to hide from the lynch mob of phone operatos wanting to hang me for revealing The Secret*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Your boss likely really liked your story, did you notice if he had a tent in his pants? lol

To be honest, Id be proud of it, even us porn writers have to make a living and if this is the footstep in the door ,so be it!

Keep writing and smiling girlfriend!
C

I tried looking as I accidentally dropped something on the floor, but the desks are built in such a way that they obscured my vision.



He was pretty edgy today, and rather short to me. I can think of 3 options:

a) he didn't like the story, and now thinks that I'm a pervert.
b) he liked the story A LOT, but when he came home, his girlfriend wasn't in the mood.
c) he doesn't even remember the story, because he was so stressed out by our computers crashing every 5 minutes.


*hugs to all my supportive friends* You're all so wonderful! The sex stories were what I came to Lit for, but YOU are what I keep coming back for!

 

[BlackShanglan]

a) he didn't like the story, and now thinks that I'm a pervert.
b) he liked the story A LOT, but when he came home, his girlfriend wasn't in the mood.
c) he doesn't even remember the story, because he was so stressed out by our computers crashing every 5 minutes.

Almost certainly "c)." No one ever remembers our own embrassing moments with anything like the clarity and significance with which we invest them. Rest easy; he's cross with the computers.



Shanglan

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The nice thing is that even though it does cross my mind every now and then, I don't really care about it emotionally. I guess all the pep talk going "if they don't accept you for you are - they can go to hell!" has really gone deep.

 

[fifty5]

The nice thing is that even though it does cross my mind every now and then, I don't really care about it emotionally. I guess all the pep talk going "if they don't accept you for you are - they can go to hell!" has really gone deep.

Go girl!

Meanwhile, ask snooper if it really is bdsm.com that you should contact. He told me they pay actual money for stuff they can publish.

 

[snooper]

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Snooper: How naive! You really believe that they're helping other clients? They're all just playing Scrabble to make us wait.

It's a conspiracy I tell you! The Milk Marketing Board and Bush senior and Paddy Ashdowne! They're all in on it!

<burbles>

The Earl

You left out the f*ckin' Duke, presumably to hide the fact that in RL you are the Phoney Pharoah.

(For our foreign friends - this is a UK in-joke. Sorry.)


Edited to add:-
Sorry about Johnny - perhaps your lot could try playing Rugby instead?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

'twas the puters. Droopey was his smiley doggyself today. I couldn't resist making him make a fool of himself by commenting on my poor vision. He sounded a little less comfortable when I said that I actually DO have poor vision.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Didn't say anything about the story, though..?