Svenskaflicka outed

He (Sven) is single. She is single. She also had an affair with one of the bosses of the Football Association (who is also single).

This I already knew from the BBC. What I was perplexed about was why that is a reason enough to end either Sven's or the "football Association" boss's respective careers. Apparently they didn't rape of murder the secretary. I suppose English Sports figures are held to a more strict moral standard than American ones. We will forgive almost anything except losing.
 
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It's all football pollitics Claire. Very few England managers have ever been appointed by a unanimous FA, so there are always factions seeking to denounce someone who is not their choice, by any means, however well they do their job.

Personally I'd have sacked him after picking Heskey more than once.

Gauche
 
oggbashan said:
I think the latest is that someone in the FA denied it BEFORE asking Sven. They have cleared him (yesterday) of any wrongdoing.

If he wasn't England's Soccer coach who would care?

Og


I think I better check if that's what happened. Think both dad and I read that they asked him and he lied to them, saying it never happened. Now I'm curious. Dad's view is that it's his business, but that it was wrong of him to lie to his employer.

Now, the thing I don't get though; why are so many women interested in Sven? :confused:
 
I said it earlier in this thread, but apparently no-one read my post, as the question of what "Sven" means. I'll try again:

Sven is an old Swedish word for "young man".


There. Heard me this time?
 
Lovepotion69 said:
I think I better check if that's what happened. Think both dad and I read that they asked him and he lied to them, saying it never happened. Now I'm curious. Dad's view is that it's his business, but that it was wrong of him to lie to his employer.

Now, the thing I don't get though; why are so many women interested in Sven? :confused:

The official word is that Sven was asked whether there was any truth to the newspaper stories that he'd shagged this woman and his response was "It's a load of rubbish." The FA took that to mean that the allegation was a load of rubbish. Apparently what Sven actually meant was that the newspaper's sensationalism was a load of rubbish and that he didn't see why it was a big deal. Make of that what you will.

Personally I think that's possibly the worst defence since Bruce Grobelaar's "I was investigating the people who were offering the bungs, I wasn't fixing any matches", but I really couldn't care less. I wasn't happy with Sven's appointment and I don't think he's done a great amount with the team. But he certainly shouldn't be fired for getting lucky. He's single, she's single - I don't see the problem. As for the question of lying to his bosses: If my boss asked whether I'd slept with a woman, my response would be "It's none of your fucking business." I don't see why he should have had to answer that question.

LP69: Interesting question - just exactly how did Sven manage to pull Faria Alum. Must've been one hell of a chat-up line.

The Earl
 
Well, I'm pleased that Sv'a got the joke, even if most of the others didn't.

Edited to add: Sven-Goran actually hyphenates his first name. Must be something to do with being involved in kissball (as we term it in this part of the world).
 
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The woman has resigned and sold her story to the media (to be released Sunday) for half a million pounds which is not a bad reward for an underpaid secretary. She seems to have survived the furore very well. Not only was she a model so there are many pictures of her in designer clothes, but she has had sequential affairs with important men and she seems to have been in control of events. She has brains, tact and beauty (and now fame and fortune).
Ogg. Perhaps you could help me out, as you seem to be well-informed, and move in appropriate circles:

I'm not particularly mercenary by nature, however, If dropping my panties for a couple of dignitaries can net me an odd $500,000 (or £500,000 even), plus other spin-offs, can you point me in the right direction so I can get in on the action? I could use a little help with college fees, and would certainly be generous in providing you with an 'agent's cut. (Cash in hand, and tax free;) ;) naturally.)
 
Faria's agent is the man to contact. He is good at arranging sales of "she tells all... stories".

Og
 
Don't ya love British tabloid journalism?

So, anyone know any hot celebs I can shag? I'm willing to both kiss and tell as well as write the article myself. lol

/LP
P.S. How come all the women in those articles always praise the celeb's sexual skills? I'd rather go out and say he's crap...hehe
 
Lovepotion69 said:
P.S. How come all the women in those articles always praise the celeb's sexual skills? I'd rather go out and say he's crap...hehe

I think it's because if they bad-mouth one celeb, the others will be afraid of being with her/them, and then these women won't be able to repeat the celeb-romping.
 
Svenskaflicka said:
I think it's because if they bad-mouth one celeb, the others will be afraid of being with her/them, and then these women won't be able to repeat the celeb-romping.


Oh, yeah that might be right. But would any new celeb sleep with me anyway if he knows I'll kiss and tell?




Wait! What am I saying??? OF COURSE they would! I'm great in bed.... LMAO

/LP:p
 
From what I've seen, men like to be with a girl whom all the other guys want, no matter how she is.

Ofcourse, you can only do this a few times, and then you'll be labelled a slut by those who never got you, and then the trend-chasers will shun away from you, afraid to catch un-coolness-disease from you.:rolleyes:
 
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