Suspicious Character Alert

[Lancecastor]

Be on the lookout for these suspicious characters in the coming months.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

Lance, you've been watching too many Sears commercials

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance, you've been watching too many Sears commercials

Have Freemason threads been done to death here yet?

 

[RegisteredTroll]

Not at all. But I was referring to your sig.

 

[Lancecastor]

Not at all. But I was referring to your sig.

Yes. It's my appeal to the heartland of middle America.

After Christmas I'll be offering 0% financing on major appliances.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

And no payments 'til 2004?

 

[Lancecastor]

And no payments 'til 2004?

Precisely. Good for the economy.

Did you know that HFC, with its gritty beginnings in Chicago "money lending" is the largest underwriter of store level easy credit plans in the USA and one of the most active MasterCard issuers as well? Mmmmmoneylending.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

Yeah but they're not allowed to come to your house and knee cap you anymore.

 

[Lancecastor]

Yeah but they're not allowed to come to your house and knee cap you anymore.

Equifax is a scarier word.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

Oh Goddamn you! I am now looking over my shoulder, twitching!!

Yeah, those Equifax reports know how many sheets of toilet paper you use.