Survey

[terrence]

I want to understand what women want/expect/desire/need,so that I can give it in a relationship.(whew,heavy)!Thank You

 

[circe!]

Hmmm...

At this point, I'd be happy with someone who knows how to put up field fence and would make me coffee in the morning.

 

[Problem Child]

I can do those two things Circe. Plus, I'm good with chickens.

 

[circe!]

Chicken Quiz for PC

Name 10 breeds of chickens. (No fair doing a Search!) And just to make it easy on you, you can pick breeds from either Bantams or Standards.

Ready? Set? Name them poultry!

 

[DarlingBri]

As someone at Lit already posted...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
Respect her,
Honor her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Stroke her,
Tease her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the ends of the Earth for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked,
Bring food.

 

[Problem Child]

white leghorn
rhode island red
silver wyandotte
black australorp
buff orpington
barred plymouth rock
white rock
araucana
andalusian
red sex link

 

[DarlingBri]

I'm sorry?

There's a chicken called red sex link?

 

[circe!]

Big Applause!

A man who knows his fowl!

The Sopranos are on now, hon, or we'd progress on to the Coffee Quiz.

Later, darlin...

 

[terrence]

Sounds like a full time job with women DarlingBri,thanks for that list!

 

[Problem Child]

Re: I'm sorry?

There's a chicken called red sex link?

Yes...a red sex link is a hybrid cross between a Rhode Island Red cock and a White Leghorn hen.

A black sex link is a cross between Rhode Island red cock and a barred Plymouth Rock hen.

fascinating, what?

 

[MinkSoul]

Howz that line go?

To Love and Honor...

 

[DarlingBri]

Ooo, ooo, don't forget the best bit!

To cherish and OBEY...

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[April]

HA! I had that little bit taken out of my marriage vows!

 

[KillerMuffin]

"I promise to love, honor, and obey whenever I feel like it..."


To make me happy? Well, forget it. I will always find something to find utterly irritating about a man. Why? Because I am not the same person day to day, sometimes hour to hour. Hell what does it for me sexually one night probably won't work again for a few months. Men change slowly. Women are different women on a daily basis and require different things on a daily basis. I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm your help, I'm your dream, I'm a goddess on my knees. You know the song, and it's very true. When you get me, you get a bunch of different women all wrapped up in one big breasted muffin package.

Except for one thing, you can always do one thing. Never ask me if I had to choose between you or my truck or you or my computer. I have to think about it and the hesistation hurts feelings.

 

[DarlingBri]

Terrence, you need to get to know a woman well enough to discover what her deepest need is, and then decide if and how you can fill it.

Me, mine is security.
Someone else... could be control, money, freedom, acceptance, etc.

There are probably as many needs as there are women. So really, you need to spend time getting to know someone if what you want is a relationship that's going somewhere.

 

[Guest]

Well said, Bri!

But, Terrance, I thought you said you were done with women after the whole Celiene Dion incident two years ago! What has come of you,Terrance?

Oh Terrance, as your loving friend, I feel betrayed!
Oh BOO HOOO HOOOOOOOO! *farts*

 

[genderbender]

So really, you need to spend time getting to know someone if what you want is a relationship that's going somewhere.

Which is the reason relationships built around common interests work so much better than those that arise simply out of sexual attraction. The attraction can open your eyes to someone, but having things in common makes going more deeply into intimacy easier. So, do what you love doing and see who enjoys doing it with you. And as DarlingBri suggests, all of us have different needs to be considered in relationship. A certain mirroring of needs that complement rather than conflict will make for an easier time for you and your eventual partner. Good luck Terrence. What a wonderful adventure lies before you.