Surprise cunnilingus?

[ShrimpFriedRice]

So I know I'm pretty new here, but I felt a need to post this

My wife and I tend to not be very sexual anymore... We used to be, sure, but now, either we don't have time, or we don't have the energy. One of these days, when she expects it least, I would like to call her into a room, and when she asks me what I called her for, I'll just nonchalantly say, "Would you mind if I ate you out?" Then grab her head, kiss her, and slam her back up against the closed door. Then, before she even realizes what happened, I'll pull her pants down and go to town with her standing up against the door. Not in a forceful, rape-like way... Not into that, at all. Just in a "baby, I KNOW you weren't expecting this" kind of way.

Is this weird? Do other people do this or fantasize about this? Personally, I'm just waiting for the right moment to try...

Please share your experiences/fantasy about this!

 

[Que]

Why wait?

 

[ShrimpFriedRice]

Why wait?

The timing has to be right. Kids, work schedules, and she can't be in a bad mood or anything. And preferably she would have recently showered, and be wearing something easy to rip down, like running shorts... Although neither of these two are necessary (within reason with the showering). So yeah, it's sort of a "perfect storm" situation, coupled with the fact that I would actually have to get the nerve up to do it! I thought I was going to get my chance today... And then the kids woke up from their nap. Bad timing.

 

[85bird]

...never needed my wife to have showered before I eat her out...don't women always taste great?...

 

[Wet_panties]

So I know I'm pretty new here, but I felt a need to post this

My wife and I tend to not be very sexual anymore... We used to be, sure, but now, either we don't have time, or we don't have the energy. One of these days, when she expects it least, I would like to call her into a room, and when she asks me what I called her for, I'll just nonchalantly say, "Would you mind if I ate you out?" Then grab her head, kiss her, and slam her back up against the closed door. Then, before she even realizes what happened, I'll pull her pants down and go to town with her standing up against the door. Not in a forceful, rape-like way... Not into that, at all. Just in a "baby, I KNOW you weren't expecting this" kind of way.

Is this weird? Do other people do this or fantasize about this? Personally, I'm just waiting for the right moment to try...

Please share your experiences/fantasy about this!

Sounds pretty hot to me, do it!!

 

[craiger58]

Why not do the "submarine" manoeuvre? That is, while she's asleep, submerge under the covers and use your radar to find the warm, damp, fragrant spot. That drives my Mrs. wild when I come home late and want to play.

 

[Biker_Type]

...never needed my wife to have showered before I eat her out...don't women always taste great?...

i've gone down on my OL fresh out of the shower and after 8 hours and 400+ miles on a motorcycle and she tastes great every time, not the same but always great!
she does not however like sneak attacks on her juicy parts!

 

[KinkyVinyl]

A great scenario but ... maybe don't plan so much. Spontaniety is sometimes the key ingredient.

 

[ShrimpFriedRice]

Sorry that I haven't posted much more about this... A lot has been happening since my original post. This scenario hasn't been one of those things.

Anyway, as far as the showered thing goes, it's negligible. If everything else falls into place, by damn, I'm not going to let that stop me.

As far as the old "submarine" goes, I tried this once... She got pissed. You do NOT mess with this woman and her sleep. Lol

Spontaneity is actually what I'm going for... Or the illusion of it, at least. I would love to do this for my wife in hopes that it would open up the door to other truly spontaneous acts. But that's not the prime drive here... I really do just like eating her pussy. I'd do it without reciprocation, and without it being used as foreplay. I just like making her feel good, and I'm hoping that this will show her that. No fooling around, nothing for my stimulation (unless she asks nicely ). Just me giving her a crazy, unexpected, orgasmic ride for HER sake.

 

[LallyH]

A slight variation on the theme: my husband recently got out of bed at 4am, walked round to my side of the bed and woke me up by shoving his cock into my mouth.

Like your wife, I am a woman who does not like to have her sleep disturbed, my husband is a very considerate man, and in the usual run of things, would always put my pleasure first. So I think I was too surprised, amazed and impressed to do anything other than oblige. When he'd finished, I just looked at him, he shrugged his shoulders, got back into bed and we both went back to sleep.

 

[Sundayschild]

A slight variation on the theme: my husband recently got out of bed at 4am, walked round to my side of the bed and woke me up by shoving his cock into my mouth.

Like your wife, I am a woman who does not like to have her sleep disturbed, my husband is a very considerate man, and in the usual run of things, would always put my pleasure first. So I think I was too surprised, amazed and impressed to do anything other than oblige. When he'd finished, I just looked at him, he shrugged his shoulders, got back into bed and we both went back to sleep.

There's a thread somewhere for risky sex...

 

[LallyH]

There's a thread somewhere for risky sex...

I think if he'd given me enough time to wake up even a little more, it could have all gone horribly wrong!

 

[Luvitharder]

Personally- I LOVE the sneak attack!
Anytime- all the time

 

[yuna1981]

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[ShrimpFriedRice]

So, an update on this.... I pulled it off! Not exactly as I had it imagined in my head, but it happened!

My wife was getting ready for work, and I walked into our bedroom while she was getting dressed. She was only in her bra and panties, and I walked up behind her and gently wrapped my arms around her waist, and kissed her neck. She turned around and gave me a big kiss, and said she had to get ready, and that she wished that she didn't have to go to work. I just smiled and said, "I know, honey. I wish you didn't have to go too." She smiled back, and turned around to walk out of the room. I calmly said, "Oh, by the way.." She turned around and replied with a simple "What?" With her back to the bed, I took a step closer to her, kissed her sweetly, smiled, and said,

"SURPRISE."

With that, I threw her back on the bed, and she laughed, still unaware of what I was doing. I kneeled in front of her, ripped down her panties, and before she could even say a word, my face was buried between her legs, sucking and lapping at her clit. That little giggle immediately turned into moans, which turned into heavy breaths... She grabbed the back of my head and guided me to lick her pussy up and down, in circles, and finally, side to side across her nub, faster and faster, until her orgasm came on suddenly and forcefully, causing her back to arch off of the bed, to which I responded by grabbing her hips and making her ride my face home.

Once she caught her breath, she sat up and kissed me, and asked "What was that for?" I just looked her in the eye and said "Because I felt like it." She fell backwards on the bed, looked up at the ceiling and said "Well, I'm not gonna lie... That was awesome."

Best experience EVER. She told me before that she likes surprises, and I bet she REALLY likes them now.

Let's just say that I can't WAIT for her to get home from work tonight.

 

[jhuson]

Are you ladies out here talkin' 'bout Colonel Angus?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/665455/

 

[Inspirinious]

So, an update on this.... I pulled it off! Not exactly as I had it imagined in my head, but it happened!

My wife was getting ready for work, and I walked into our bedroom while she was getting dressed. She was only in her bra and panties, and I walked up behind her and gently wrapped my arms around her waist, and kissed her neck. She turned around and gave me a big kiss, and said she had to get ready, and that she wished that she didn't have to go to work. I just smiled and said, "I know, honey. I wish you didn't have to go too." She smiled back, and turned around to walk out of the room. I calmly said, "Oh, by the way.." She turned around and replied with a simple "What?" With her back to the bed, I took a step closer to her, kissed her sweetly, smiled, and said,

"SURPRISE."

With that, I threw her back on the bed, and she laughed, still unaware of what I was doing. I kneeled in front of her, ripped down her panties, and before she could even say a word, my face was buried between her legs, sucking and lapping at her clit. That little giggle immediately turned into moans, which turned into heavy breaths... She grabbed the back of my head and guided me to lick her pussy up and down, in circles, and finally, side to side across her nub, faster and faster, until her orgasm came on suddenly and forcefully, causing her back to arch off of the bed, to which I responded by grabbing her hips and making her ride my face home.

Once she caught her breath, she sat up and kissed me, and asked "What was that for?" I just looked her in the eye and said "Because I felt like it." She fell backwards on the bed, looked up at the ceiling and said "Well, I'm not gonna lie... That was awesome."

Best experience EVER. She told me before that she likes surprises, and I bet she REALLY likes them now.

Let's just say that I can't WAIT for her to get home from work tonight.

Great story! So glad you gave her that wonderful surprise.

I agree with others that you don't have to plan this activity. Just being spontaneous works anytime. My wife loves for me to eat her. It is almost always a part of our foreplay. I find that if I bring her to orgasm orally, then the subsequent sex is even that much better for both of us.

 

[frostyghost09]

So, an update on this.... I pulled it off! Not exactly as I had it imagined in my head, but it happened!

My wife was getting ready for work, and I walked into our bedroom while she was getting dressed. She was only in her bra and panties, and I walked up behind her and gently wrapped my arms around her waist, and kissed her neck. She turned around and gave me a big kiss, and said she had to get ready, and that she wished that she didn't have to go to work. I just smiled and said, "I know, honey. I wish you didn't have to go too." She smiled back, and turned around to walk out of the room. I calmly said, "Oh, by the way.." She turned around and replied with a simple "What?" With her back to the bed, I took a step closer to her, kissed her sweetly, smiled, and said,

"SURPRISE."

With that, I threw her back on the bed, and she laughed, still unaware of what I was doing. I kneeled in front of her, ripped down her panties, and before she could even say a word, my face was buried between her legs, sucking and lapping at her clit. That little giggle immediately turned into moans, which turned into heavy breaths... She grabbed the back of my head and guided me to lick her pussy up and down, in circles, and finally, side to side across her nub, faster and faster, until her orgasm came on suddenly and forcefully, causing her back to arch off of the bed, to which I responded by grabbing her hips and making her ride my face home.

Once she caught her breath, she sat up and kissed me, and asked "What was that for?" I just looked her in the eye and said "Because I felt like it." She fell backwards on the bed, looked up at the ceiling and said "Well, I'm not gonna lie... That was awesome."

Best experience EVER. She told me before that she likes surprises, and I bet she REALLY likes them now.

Let's just say that I can't WAIT for her to get home from work tonight.

Your wife's a lucky lady that's all I gotta say

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

That's a great story. We need a new name for that move. Surprisilingus ?

 

[ShrimpFriedRice]

Great story! So glad you gave her that wonderful surprise.

I agree with others that you don't have to plan this activity. Just being spontaneous works anytime. My wife loves for me to eat her. It is almost always a part of our foreplay. I find that if I bring her to orgasm orally, then the subsequent sex is even that much better for both of us.

Thanks for the advice. I guess it's just nerves on my part that has stopped me for so long... I mean, oral sex is a big part of foreplay for me, I get my licks in nearly every time we have sex. But I hate being rejected, and I think I was just scared of the situation backfiring. Fortunately, now that I've done it once, I can do it again, maybe next time completely out of element (ie, fully clothed, random place/time). If this happens again, I'll be sure to update everyone!

Your wife's a lucky lady that's all I gotta say

Haha, you think so? If she would just loosen up a bit more, she might find out just how lucky she is... Unfortunately, that's not exactly the case, and that's why I take care of sexual frustration on Lit.

That's a great story. We need a new name for that move. Surprisilingus ?

Lol, I love it!