Sure way to get into my panties....

[Guest]

Tough shit. I am not wearing any.
Guess I am going to hell for being a bad girl, but I don't care.

God pisses me off sometimes.

The last time I talked to God, it said to me....

"I am ashamed of your bisexuality.
You lick box like a pussy."



I fetal curled my body and cried in shame for hours.
That is when I realized that with a little practice in yoga, that I could use myself to practice my skills on, so I could make God proud.


If I suck myself off, instead of other girls, what does that make me?

 

[alexandraaah]

A homolesbian.

 

[AusTess]

If i had a penis,i reckon i'd wanna suck it.



Yep,i reckon i would.

Last time i spoke to god?

All i heard was,"Sorry,the number you have dialed has been disconnected.Please check the number and try again."

 

[Cibo]

If i had a penis,i reckon i'd wanna suck it.



Yep,i reckon i would.

Last time i spoke to god?

All i heard was,"Sorry,the number you have dialed has been disconnected.Please check the number and try again."

LOL! Thats exactly what I get too Aus.

 

[AzureAngel]

All this talk of God makes me want a Pop Tart.

 

[Unclebill]

Originally posted by Shit Stirring Starfish
. . . If I suck myself off, instead of other girls, what does that make me?

Satisfied and very flexible.

 

[Guest]

If I suck myself off, instead of other girls, what does that make me?

My fantasy girl

 

[Orlanth]

A dog can do it.

 

[Mellon Collie]

All this talk of God makes me want a Pop Tart.

Heh, make me one too.