Sure a lot of fucking dicks here suddenly

[Problem Child]

No, I meant full-time 100% dickheads. I'm just a part-time dick-when-I-wanna-be sort of dick.

Really.

 

[lost]

Just one

 

[Guest]

 

[sunstruck]

Yup. Like a tidal wave of shit. Very unpleasent way of getting attention.

 

[The Squid King]

Am I one of them?

...I try to keep to amusing a small group.

 

[islandman]

The only good Hanns is a dead Hanns.

 

[Guest]

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well what the hell is a dick for if it's not for fucking?

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Am I one of them?

...I try to keep to amusing a small group.

No, you're fine. That dancing banana shit is getting real old, but you're great.

 

[Problem Child]

All the new ones were me.

I am guilty I did it

Now shut the fuck up

I thought you got banned, analfistulaboy. Did laurel knuckle under and let you back in?

 

[hogjack]

Dick Apprenticeship Training Program

I'm an apprentice dick in a program that combines classroom studies with on-the-job training. My advisor thinks I have all the attributes to make this a career.


It's the really mean, cruel, sort of evil dicks that give just ordinary dicks a bad name.

 

[Starfish]

Cut the guy some fucking slack Skipper.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118517

He is at least trying to stop.

 

[Private Vasquez]

fistula is the coolest word.

 

[hogjack]

Huh?

All the new ones were me.

I am guilty I did it

Now shut the fuck up

Hannns, how can you claim to have multiple Lit. personalities when you haven't established one viable persona?

Not to mention the rancid odor eminating from your cell. Don't the guards ever check?

 

[Problem Child]

Cut the guy some fucking slack Skipper.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118517

He is at least trying to stop.

Good Lord.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Speed Racer, you've been out dicked.

You're still my favorite, hands down. You get style points out the wazoo. Everything I learned I learned from you.

And Marxist.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Use this to reply to the Dickhead of your choice:

 

[Guest]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Ah yes, the I-Know-You-Are-But-What-Am-I school of dickery.

You get an A+.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

 

[Private Vasquez]

That would make a great signature.

 

[Starfish]

Starfish, Not only are you a whore, but you are a classy whore. Men throw money at your feet to just to get a look at you, then they are lucky if you think they are good enough to pay you another 50gs to get a look at your fine, smooth whore poon.

I know. But it's a tough, redudant, meaningless existance, however, I am at least very rich, gorgeous, and well pleasured so I consider myself blessed.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Whore poon. Girl, you put the F in fun. Spear him with it again!

 

[Starfish]

And fuck.