Support Your Local Wal-Mart

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I read this editor's note recently in a magazine and thought it was worth sharing. Hope the rest of you enjoy it as well!

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Dear Readers,

There’s always a lot to think about in the New Year. The 2004 Darwin Awards, the year in review, and hopes and predictions for 2005 all made the short list of possible blog topics for January. But as I was driving down North Ave. the other day, I was struck for the hundredth time by a visual that has passed, for me, from curiosity to questioning to moral ire. I’m talking about the now-ubiquitous "Support Our Troops" car magnets.


My initial reaction, being as cynical as the next person, was irritation. Who would disagree with that statement? Is there a vast, secret body of troop-haters out there who need to be chastised? The Viet Nam era is over. There will be no spitting on veterans, at least in this country, ever again. Perhaps that was the only good lesson learned from that atrocity of history, however painfully. So what gives now?


I tried to keep an open mind, though. It’s hard to fault sheep for following; it’s in the nature. When we see a thing we like (especially when it’s eye-catching and heart-tugging at the same time), it’s natural to embrace it, and to want to give it the benefit of the doubt. When I first saw the yellow offenders now known, to me at least, as the Ribbon Movement, I assumed that, like the pink breast cancer awareness ribbons, they were some kind of organized fundraiser for our fighting men and women.


But soon I started seeing mutations: red, white and blue (sometimes WITH yellow), Black POW/MIA, ribbons for specific units, etc. I first saw them for sale at a big box store checkout lane. I scanned the packaging on several versions for some sigh that even a tiny portion of my $2.99 would somehow actually support our troops, but there was no such language there. My suspicions were confirmed. A quick sniff and I detected the aroma of capitalism. I decided to go online to and see if I could learn something that would help me sort it out. What I found dismayed me, if I wasn’t surprised. Evidently (everyone who already knew this will be smirking about now), there’s no limit to how low profiteers will sink to appeal to our country’s jingoistic need to show our solidarity. And no limit to our cultural myopia in regards to what constitutes "support."


On the ‘net, I found prices for a single yellow sticker or magnet ranging from free w/SASE and two first class stamps (yellowribbonamerica.com, the apparent founders of the Ribbon Movement) to $8.94 after shipping at autobarn.net, with an average price of about $2.99 plus two- to four dollars in shipping. And guess how much of that money is used to support our troops? In most cases, not one single penny.


In fairness, there are some organizations using their powers for good in regards to the Ribbon Movement. I was surprised to read that Bed, Bath and Beyond is selling them for $1.99 and giving $1 to a USO fund. Not bad. And with some deep digging, I found Brownie troops, church groups and local veterans’ organizations selling them as fundraisers to help soldiers receive Girl Scout cookies, Kevlar vests and extra toothpaste. But mostly, it appears, people are just buying them and slapping them on their cars in the same way we all hung flags on our houses after 9/11. To show "support." And to line the pockets of the carpetbaggers who never fail to capitalize on war. How lucky the culprits are to have found such willing victims as we, reflexive consumers without the presence of mind to think beyond showing others who we are by our choice of possessions.


So, my wish for the New Year is this: that we rediscover the joy of the anonymous good deed. Take that $2 or $8 and donate it directly toward body armor or laundry detergent or a personal comfort kit or even beef jerky. Sure, you’ll lose out on showing your neighbors and everyone in traffic that you don’t hate soldiers. But the soul you save could be your own. Or that of someone’s mommy, daddy, sibling or child. Any Soldier (anysoldier.com) and the Letters from Home Program (lettersfromhomeprogram.org) are outstanding places to start your search for the true meaning of "support."

Peace,
Jon Anne
 
logophile said:

There will be no spitting on veterans, at least in this country, ever again.

Except there was, in San Antonio, about six months ago.

Shanglan
 
Dunno how, 'support your local walmart...' has to do with the tiny minority that always corrupt the process.

I rather suspect you have a not so subtle agenda working here.

Even in the Indonesian Tsunami tragedy there are scam artists at work; so what? They always do.

In this tiny little southern town where I reside, following 9/11, flags and ribbons and signs proliferated; not by design, but by caring, one at a time, individual and building on each new display.

Cynicism can be a disease; take your temperature.

amicus...
 
Re: Re: Support Your Local Wal-Mart

BlackShanglan said:
Except there was, in San Antonio, about six months ago.

Shanglan
A gang spit? One spit? A spit-a-thon? Or just Texas?
 
amicus said:
Dunno how, 'support your local walmart...' has to do with the tiny minority that always corrupt the process.

I rather suspect you have a not so subtle agenda working here.

Even in the Indonesian Tsunami tragedy there are scam artists at work; so what? They always do.

In this tiny little southern town where I reside, following 9/11, flags and ribbons and signs proliferated; not by design, but by caring, one at a time, individual and building on each new display.

Cynicism can be a disease; take your temperature.

amicus...
Hey, amicus... there is no such thing as a "local" Wal-Mart. And cynicism is a defense mechanism.

As to the "so what?": so let us point them out and revile them, because they have the morals of a retrovirus and people should know.

One of the firemen heard about Hurricane Camille and loaded his fifth-wheel trailer full of bottled water, and drove day and night hundreds of miles to the scenes of the devastation. Once there, he sold the water at inflated prices, because he is a sleazy turd in human shape-- more or less. There was no limit to the man; he had ripped off nearly every one of the firemen with whom he worked, as well.

Victor Fratello is the name. Beware him, he will rip you off. Better to know the slimeballs among you. Then, in an ideal world, you at least won't be tempted to contract a business arrangement with them. Whether or not you elect them president is your choice, of course.
 
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Figures.

To a certain type of person it seems that the reality is nothing compared to the symbol. What is actually supporting your troops or your country worth compared to having a bigger flag in your front lawn than all your neighbors? A type of "patriotic" Keeping up with the Joneses. Yeah, it's backward, made in China, and none of the money spent is donated, but goshsireebob it'll make me look more patriotic than Fred the commie pinko next door who merely spent 50% of his last paycheck to buy body armor for soldiers in Iraq.

Symbolism without Substance. Isn't it nice how life is kind enough to always imitate art?
 
Everyone who reads these posts knows that the 'spin room' goes round and round; those who use every opportunity to put down the USA and those who do not.

Red Rover, Red Rover, will you come over?


An old kids game...

amicus...
 
You might re read your own post, or Cant's; Baksheesh, is a way of life in the middle east, not here.

Thus far I have been gentle, the scapel is now of German steel; beware.


amicus...
 
amicus said:
You might re read your own post, or Cant's; Baksheesh, is a way of life in the middle east, not here.

Thus far I have been gentle, the scapel is now of German steel; beware.


amicus...

Errr... amicus. Lucifer didn't say anything about America or Americans. He said that some people have silly ideals when it comes to displaying how patriotic they are. He didn't say all Americans, he said 'some people.'

The scalpel may be made of German steel, but it's no good if you're swinging at thin air.

The Earl
 
I bashed idiots who want the appearance of being for their country without doing anything for their country.

Those who do well for their country and wave their flags high, I respect. My old neighbor waves his old POW flag from WW2. That man deserves respect. The "I swear I am a patriot, look how big my Made in China flag is" brigade doesn't. They want respect of peers without supporting either American business, American troops, or America.

Calling that out isn't bashing America. It's bashing vain fuckwits.

That goes the same to those who only contribute to a relief or suffering cause if they get a smarmy bumpersticker. If you contribute $5 to get a "South Asia Relief Effort" sticker to place high on your car for the sole reason of looking like a better person than others, you're a vain insecure asshole. You are inferior to people who gave more and said nothing about it.

Liberal or Conservative, patriotic or humanitarian cause matters not in the attack on vain hypocritical substanceless ego boosts.

But of course, if you saw "America bashing" in my post, I doubt this post makes any sense to you either. Wave a Chinaman's American flag and feel superior without a reason.
 
You know, people with a modicum ( look it up) of intelligence, such as post of this forum, have a snobbery demeaning those less endowed that really need be highlighted.

People who follow Nascar and the other mundane recreational outlets unknown to the elite liberal left wing snobs, in there own stupid patriotic expressions, from ignorance perhaps, outweigh by far the Hollywood liberals.

You assholes really don't understand patriotism at all.

We are the fortunate who have the inherited IQ to comprehend such things; they must follow our lead and a poor lead you offer.

You motherfuckers don't deserve to have been born here.


amicus....


german steel, I warned you.
 
Whose posts are you reading?

Are they even on this forum?

Be honest, we're just warm bodies for your street corner rants, aren't we?

P.S. German steel, I love your little ironies.
 
Just been toying with you twats thus far; gonna rip ur guts out next and leave like road kill, exemplifying the waste material that you are.

amicestronically amplified this lunar cycle...


cheers...
 
Oh baby, I love it when you try to act like a man.

Night, night drunk Ami and may your dreams be filled with dead Commies.
 
In ur dreams Flieshman, oops, Luc, the smoldering stench of Socialism fills your nostrils, not mine; sober as a judge, tee hee

amicus....
 
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I feel good now.

:D

Bloody hell, I love this kind of thread.

Lou - giggling.

P.S. :p
 
Hey Lou, where the hell u been? Or was I gone, fudge, not sure, lay down, I think I love you, oops, said that before, to someone else SNP I think, oh well, always been a tomcat or a sailor....sighs, bad jeans/genes...


amicus2k5 did I change my sn?
 
amicus said:
Hey Lou, where the hell u been? Or was I gone, fudge, not sure, lay down, I think I love you, oops, said that before, to someone else SNP I think, oh well, always been a tomcat or a sailor....sighs, bad jeans/genes...


amicus2k5 did I change my sn?

Awww, Ami! Mi amici, I think I love you. :heart:

Come here, lay with me for a while...

As for where I've been... I've been watching you, baby. :kiss:

Always,

Lou :rose:

P.S. Get those bloody jeans off!!!! :devil:
 
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