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[Svenskaflicka]

El día de los muertos está arrivando, eh, Perdita?

 

[Guest]

¡Sí! Pronto, Fliquita.

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I want to go to work dressed up in a black dress and a witch hat at Halloween. Only problem would be to get the headphones to stay on every time I cackle.

 

[Guest]

I would like to dress as a putana but I don't know if people would see it as a costume. Maybe I'll dress as a fashionable nun. P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A nun with garter belts?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

As a lover of things Swedish from way back, you totally have my support. When I was 5, Swedish Chef from The Muppets was my dream man. Come to think of it, he still is. You gotta love a man who trys to cook.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

He's CALLED The Swedish Chef, but any Swede can tell you that's Danish he's talking.

Besides... what can you expect from a chef other than danish or other pastries?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

He's CALLED The Swedish Chef, but any Swede can tell you that's Danish he's talking.

Besides... what can you expect from a chef other than danish or other pastries?

Børk! Børk! Svenska

 

[Liar]

As a lover of things Swedish from way back, you totally have my support. When I was 5, Swedish Chef from The Muppets was my dream man. Come to think of it, he still is. You gotta love a man who trys to cook.

How about a man that suceeds then? *moves closer*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

How about a man that suceeds then? *moves closer*

Be still my heart.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Børk! Børk! Svenska

Now, that's Icelandic.

 

[OldScotlandYard]

You Swedish perverts are nicked!

 

[Guest]

Go and have a wank, OldScotlandYard, I'm sure you'll feel better for it.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I just heard that Literotica is not providing threads to Swedish Writers. This is a bad thing.

If there truly is a thread shortage take some away from Americans in tropical climes to share with their Northern Literotatian brothers and sisters.

Com’on! Blue skin doesn’t go with blonde hair.

We’ve all seen the Smurphs!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I notice Manu hasn't checked back with us yet... Maybe we should start PM-ing him, one and all, demanding a Swedish category?

 

[Lovepotion69]

I have only once tried to write smut in Swedish. I was 15 at that time. God it sucked! (eh, the writing).

I'll support your cause Svenska, but a Scandinavian category is probably more feasible than a Swedish one.

/LP

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I can't speak for the General Board, but in AH, we've so far been 4 Swedes, 1 Dane, and 1 Norwegian.

OK, I could settle for a Scandinavian cat, as Norwegian and Danish IS readable, but I say the Finns and the Icelanders need their own cat.

The point of dividing Non-English into language cats IS to make it easier for you to find something you CAN read among all the other stories, right?

 

[sweetnpetite]

Sweetnpetite,

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