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Rumple Foreskin

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Greetings,

After being shamed and degraded by Colly (what a rush), I agreed to enter this year's edition of the Literotica Halloween Story Contest. Being a perenial also-ran, I've accepted this challenge so I might once again seek out the holy grail of last place dishonor--which any reader of my stories will testify is way more than what I deserve.

Those into pain and self-abuse, might want to check out my egregious entry: AFTER-CLASS, AFTER-LIFE AFFAIR

There are several other AH irregulars competing in this year's contest, either for high or low recognition. Colly has two efforts posted, so has Lucifer Carroll. My Erotic Tail and Sabledrake have each weighed in with three stories. Dranoel, Black Tulip, Neonlyte, and Sarahhh have, at present, one each. These numbers are subject to change w/o notice.

Voting closes in three short weeks. It takes twenty-five (25) votes to qualify. Oh, what a disgrace it would be to have some General Board types take all the prizes back to their lair, while the AUTHOR'S HANGOUT participants fail to even qualify.

Rumple (vote early & vote often) Foreskin :cool:
 
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I've only read one entry so far, Dranoel's .. and FUCK if that's the standard of entries, I'm going to love reading the rest!!!

I'll get around to them one by one, just haven't had much time yet. Good luck to you all.
 
doormouse said:
I've only read one entry so far, Dranoel's .. and FUCK if that's the standard of entries, I'm going to love reading the rest!!!

I'll get around to them one by one, just haven't had much time yet. Good luck to you all.

Thanks, DM.

And thanks for the PC.:kiss:
 
All the entries I've read so far were awesome! You guys have done a great job!
:kiss:es for all.

Hopefully I can keep up with them as they're submitted.

~K:rose:
 
Black Tulip said:
LOL

Weren't you the one who started rounding up participants in July or something?

:D :D :D

this early bird got diverted....freaking real life ya know
 
My first story ran into a dead end. My second is nearly at 4000 words and MIGHT be submitted tomorrow.

Og
 
Tulips is a must read :0

Both the ones by My Erotic Tale are also great. Gonna try to get some more read this evening :)

Best of luck all!
 
I'm still working on mine. Maybe, just maybe, I'll have it done in time for the contest. :rolleyes:
 
I have just submitted my entry 'Women in White'.

At 4,500 words it is one of my shorter ones. The length and the category - Romance - should put it among the contenders for last place.

Now can I restart the stalled one?

Og
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Tulips is a must read :0

Both the ones by My Erotic Tale are also great. Gonna try to get some more read this evening :)

Best of luck all!

Thank you.

I'm having a hard time keeping up reading all the entries.
But I'll try to read all of them.

Please read Dranoel, it's awesome.

:D
 
Written and submitted the next one 'Morose Monk' in the last hour.

Just long enough at 800+ words.

Og
 
mmmuuuwwwwaaahhhhaaaaa

i
have
you
all
bookmarked!

you can not escape me...:rolleyes:
 
So far, it's looking like a great contest! I've enjoyed most of the ones I've read so far, and hope to catch up on them today (as I'm basically confined to the couch anyway, what better way to pass the time and take my mind off my aches and pains!)

Sabledrake
 
Greetings,

The last place gauntlet has been thrown down, way down. My story was accepted last night. It already has 36 votes (that's surprising). It also has a score of 4.00 (that's not).

My poor, pitiful prose (Og's not the only alliterator on Lit) is in Interracial Love on account of how it's about a white coed having an affair with a married classmate who's black. If the roles were reversed, and the married person was female, I would have put it in "Loving Wives".

As is, I can't be sure if Moral Majority-type one-bombers have struck, or readers with good taste have expressed their honest opinion. Whatever the case, the rest of you face a struggle to get under my score.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Greetings,

The last place gauntlet has been thrown down, way down. My story was accepted last night. It already has 36 votes (that's surprising). It also has a score of 4.00 (that's not).

My poor, pitiful prose (Og's not the only alliterator on Lit) is in Interracial Love on account of how it's about a white coed having an affair with a married classmate who's black. If the roles were reversed, and the married person was female, I would have put it in "Loving Wives".

As is, I can't be sure if Moral Majority-type one-bombers have struck, or readers with good taste have expressed their honest opinion. Whatever the case, the rest of you face a struggle to get under my score.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

Maybe you're in the lead now, Rumply, for the coveted last place bragging rights, but my story hasn't been finished yet. Give me a couple more days, and those bragging rights will be mine.

<insert appropriately evil laugh here>
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Greetings,

The last place gauntlet has been thrown down, way down. My story was accepted last night. It already has 36 votes (that's surprising). It also has a score of 4.00 (that's not).

My poor, pitiful prose (Og's not the only alliterator on Lit) is in Interracial Love on account of how it's about a white coed having an affair with a married classmate who's black. If the roles were reversed, and the married person was female, I would have put it in "Loving Wives".

As is, I can't be sure if Moral Majority-type one-bombers have struck, or readers with good taste have expressed their honest opinion. Whatever the case, the rest of you face a struggle to get under my score.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

You've claimed victory before and been thwarted in the end. I think I have a good shot with both of mine.

*HUGS* Thanks for entering, btw. Wouldn't be contest without you :rose:
 
I'm all out of ideas for this contest, I doubt I'll participate. But good luck to all of you, and it's gonna be fun to read your stories!
 
Weird. My Erotic Horror piece "Death of the Party" is almost at the 25 vote mark and still hasn't had a single public comment.

Do any of the other erotic horror writers know if that's standard for the genre?
 
Lucifer_Carroll said:
Weird. My Erotic Horror piece "Death of the Party" is almost at the 25 vote mark and still hasn't had a single public comment.

Do any of the other erotic horror writers know if that's standard for the genre?

hell babe, didnt know it was up.. lemme be the first!
ill break your stories cherry
 
vella_ms said:
hell babe, didnt know it was up.. lemme be the first!
ill break your stories cherry

LOL,

Oy vey :) That was funny.

Luc, you tend to garner fewer comments in erotic horror. The readrs seem willing to vote, but less likely to freedback/pc than other genre's.

-Colly
 
Colleen Thomas said:
LOL,

Oy vey :) That was funny.

Luc, you tend to garner fewer comments in erotic horror. The readrs seem willing to vote, but less likely to freedback/pc than other genre's.

-Colly

Yeah, it seemed like a genre thing, but I just wanted to check.
 
Lucifer_Carroll said:
Yeah, it seemed like a genre thing, but I just wanted to check.

PM Lou lou and ask. Erotic horror is her genre, but i'm pretty sure it's more normal to get none than get a bunch
 
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