Jim_Henson
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Get a pair in your hands now, and support them all you can.
Yes, nipple tweaking is allowed.
Yes, nipple tweaking is allowed.
Support small breasts!
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Private Vasquez
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Do we need a ribbon for this?
Never
Come What May
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This next story is a true story.
It concerns two of my favorite subjects:
industrial theft . . . and-a t-ts!
Mmm, what a combo! This is the story . . .
The inventor of the modern foundation garment
that we women wear today was a German scientist
and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling!
This is a true story.
His name was Otto Titsling.
What happened to Otto Titsling shouldn't happen to a schnauzer.
It's a very sad story. I feel I have to share it with you."
Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut,
had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.
One night at the opera he saw an Aida
who's t-ts were so big they would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the weight of those terrible t-ts.
Oh, my god! There she blows!
Aerodynamically this bitch was a mess.
Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration
flood his soul. He knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
where he futzed and futzed and futzed.
For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
to lift and mold the female breast;
to point the small ones to the sky;
to keep the big ones high and dry!
Every night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! He even tried his own two lips!
Well, he stitched and he slaved
and he slaved and he stitched
until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!
Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
down the street to the diva's house
bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
she finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
from the diva's mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by some
to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
with a vengeance!
Ahhhhh-i!
But little did Otto know,
at the moment of his greatest triumph,
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other than the very worst
of the French patent thieves,
Philippe DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the scene
with a great deal of interest!
Later that night, while our Brun Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Philippe softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.
Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."
"Oh, thank you!"
The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?
"Ohhh! Thank you!"
It concerns two of my favorite subjects:
industrial theft . . . and-a t-ts!
Mmm, what a combo! This is the story . . .
The inventor of the modern foundation garment
that we women wear today was a German scientist
and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling!
This is a true story.
His name was Otto Titsling.
What happened to Otto Titsling shouldn't happen to a schnauzer.
It's a very sad story. I feel I have to share it with you."
Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut,
had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.
One night at the opera he saw an Aida
who's t-ts were so big they would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the weight of those terrible t-ts.
Oh, my god! There she blows!
Aerodynamically this bitch was a mess.
Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration
flood his soul. He knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
where he futzed and futzed and futzed.
For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
to lift and mold the female breast;
to point the small ones to the sky;
to keep the big ones high and dry!
Every night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! He even tried his own two lips!
Well, he stitched and he slaved
and he slaved and he stitched
until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!
Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
down the street to the diva's house
bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
she finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
from the diva's mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by some
to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
with a vengeance!
Ahhhhh-i!
But little did Otto know,
at the moment of his greatest triumph,
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other than the very worst
of the French patent thieves,
Philippe DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the scene
with a great deal of interest!
Later that night, while our Brun Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Philippe softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.
Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."
"Oh, thank you!"
The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?
"Ohhh! Thank you!"
The Squid King
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I love small breasts!!!
I never was a breast man, and I like thin girls. You pretty much can't have one without the other, so I support small breasts!
For all of the little girls out there who think their breasts are to small: Here's looking at you kid.
I never was a breast man, and I like thin girls. You pretty much can't have one without the other, so I support small breasts!
For all of the little girls out there who think their breasts are to small: Here's looking at you kid.
Spinaroonie
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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Are you my gov't teacher?
Don't worry... it's cool.
Don't worry... it's cool.
Jim_Henson
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I'm disgusted by the lack of support!
supporting breasts?
Coming up and cupping them from behind while kissing a neck, yup
supporting breasts?
Coming up and cupping them from behind while kissing a neck, yup
Coolville
rampant quodlibertarius
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Your idea of 'small' may differ from mine, Mr Henson (you never know), but I avidly support your thread and your cause.
I've never quite understood the British and American obsession with jumbo jugs. I prefer the form appreciated on the continent. Less is more.
I've never quite understood the British and American obsession with jumbo jugs. I prefer the form appreciated on the continent. Less is more.
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The Squid King
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Laurel said:
DITTO!!
Private Vasquez
Minkey Boodle
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How 'bout supporting one big breast and one small one?
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Lost Cause
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Make mine nipples!...
Regardless of breast volume, licking the nipples with a mouthful of ice/coffee/beer/liquor/honey or whatever is king (works on the clit too..the other nipple)! I also like licking and sucking underneath the breast where attention is far and few between!
Regardless of breast volume, licking the nipples with a mouthful of ice/coffee/beer/liquor/honey or whatever is king (works on the clit too..the other nipple)! I also like licking and sucking underneath the breast where attention is far and few between!
Jim_Henson
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Left right, OUT!
LukkyKnight
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I'm with ya, but I am more all-embracing - I support ALL breasts.Jim_Henson said:
crystalizedjoy
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*gives spicecake ths support she so sorely needs*
just trying to help....
just trying to help....
Cheyenne
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Re: Boring Medical fact
There was a thread on this very topic a long long time ago.
For me, it is my right breast that is bigger than my left.
And I will be a small breasted woman again when I am small again, so I'm allowed to be in this thread! When I am thin, I am flat as a board. Well, not that bad, but almost. Probably the only thing I'll miss from the extra weight I carried is having boobs.
Coolville said:
There was a thread on this very topic a long long time ago.
For me, it is my right breast that is bigger than my left.
And I will be a small breasted woman again when I am small again, so I'm allowed to be in this thread! When I am thin, I am flat as a board. Well, not that bad, but almost. Probably the only thing I'll miss from the extra weight I carried is having boobs.
