Superman!

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What if Superman abused his power and used it for his own sexual gain?

Any takers? I'd like to read a story based on this.

 

[Axeltheswede]

Superman

We need a Superman story. If nothing else, answer the question. Is ejaculation one of his super powers?

 

[Star of Penumbra]

From a purely physical standpoint, it wouldn't work out.

First of all, considering his capacity for super speed, he's probably going to set either his or his unwilling partner's crotch on fire.

Second, assuming that the muscles in his crotch are proportinately stronger than a human's, he's likely to blow his partner's head off when he ejaculates.

These are just a couple points to consider. I'm sure there are more, but I can't think of them right now.

 

[Tatewaki]

From a purely physical standpoint, it wouldn't work out.

First of all, considering his capacity for super speed, he's probably going to set either his or his unwilling partner's crotch on fire.

Second, assuming that the muscles in his crotch are proportinately stronger than a human's, he's likely to blow his partner's head off when he ejaculates.

These are just a couple points to consider. I'm sure there are more, but I can't think of them right now.

I grieve for Lois ...

-T

 

[Axeltheswede]

Superman

Instead of viagra before sex, he needs a dose of kryptonite(sp?) to bring him down to mortal capacity.

I beg the indulgence of readers of this thread. I just can't seem to get this joke out of my head any other way.

What's the difference between a dollop of mayonaise and a spurt of Superman's cum?

The mayonaise doesn't hit the back of Lois' throat going five hundred miles an hour.

Thanks in advance for your patience.

 

[Chicklet]

What Am I Thinking?

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex? Is that the title that I am searcjomg for? Was it written by Larry Niven? So unsure...

Anyways, in that little piece there are many things brought up about the sex life between Superman and Lois which I agree with. For instance, I can remember that a point brought up was if somehow Lois was impregnated, then the "superbaby" might kick through her womb. Anyone else read a story somewhat similar to the title I just pulled out of my ass that can correct me and make me look like the fool that I am?

Chicklet

 

[Quasimodem]

Your ass must be a good file system, Chicklet!

"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven was (I believe) originally in ANALOG and then in a collection called "Convergent Series (or Sequence)".

It also mentioned peritonitis as the possible outcome of an attempted mating, because the sperm would not be contained by Lois Lane's body tissue, but rather bore straight through her vagina, passing through her intestines and escape through her skin.

There's a lot more. If you've got the right kind of sense of humour, it's a hoot!

 

[Chicklet]

yes...

My ass is quite good for a lot of things.

Anyways, I could never take an erotic superman tale seriously due to the Woman of Kleenex theory.

Chicklet

 

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Arighty then...

I hereby retract my idea of an erotic Superman story.

I have an idea for a story, so I'll write it myself.

You guys picky, picky, picky.

Chicklet-
Thanks for the info. I'll look into that.

 

[Chicklet]

Picky, Picky, and Picky

Alright, you go = )

Please let us know when it's finished, and if you need any help at a blocking point or something, feel free to revive the thread!

Chicklet