Superman vs US navy

[loquere]

I've always been a army man, but here's the question.

Lex Luther gets elected President, and dispatches the entire US. Navy against Superman.

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Superman vs the US Navy Who wins?

 

[loquere]

Deleted

 

[phrodeau]

He just needs to dial up Aquaman.

 

[pink]

I changed my mind. Leave now.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Unless they got kryptonite, the navy is fucked.

 

[chillywilly2]

You said the US Navy right?

 

[loquere]

I changed my mind. Leave now.

Sorry Pink, look at me I'm pissing everyone off!

Hey are you from Ohio by any chance I noticed your signature thing. Ohio's one great state the greatest in my opinion.

 

[cookiejar]

You said the US Navy right?

No dissing , I have kinfolk in the Navy.

 

[loquere]

Unless they got kryptonite, the navy is fucked.

Originally I was thinking share Naval force would be a match for Superman. However put some kryptonite in a few AGM-88 HARM's load them into a F-16 and game is set and matched.

 

[Dig_Dirkler]

Let me take you to the logical conclusion of this thread... [spoiler alert] Superman buttf*cks a bunch of sailors.[/spoiler alert]

 

[chillywilly2]

No dissing , I have kinfolk in the Navy.

But its Superman...come on, think about it...it ain't dissing, its reality

 

[chillywilly2]

Originally I was thinking share Naval force would be a match for Superman. However put some kryptonite in a few AGM-88 HARM's load them into a F-16 and game is set and matched.

He's faster than a speeding bullet...fergitaboutit

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

It's Superman, HELLO !!!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No Winner

Superman doesn't battle the colors.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ny24xcscEZA/T4cj1ahifaI/AAAAAAAAAnk/KBC55QDQq-k/s1600/superman_pic.jpg

 

[BgMma]

DIXON!! How I have missed you, dear!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I've been right here. Well, more over there, by the window.

 

[BgMma]

I've been right here. Well, more over there, by the window.

I don't want to gush on another's thread, but, what the hell....you come closer to me...that way I know you're serious.

 

[dolf]

this is why i don't buy my son comic books.

 

[BgMma]

this is why i don't buy my son comic books.

HA!


I miss my comic books...

 

[KingOrfeo]

But its Superman...come on, think about it...it ain't dissing, its reality

Superman isn't reality, but I see your point.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Superman doesn't battle the colors.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ny24xcscEZA/T4cj1ahifaI/AAAAAAAAAnk/KBC55QDQq-k/s1600/superman_pic.jpg

But if President Luther sent the Navy against him . . . Superman could disable every ship without hurting anybody. Or, he could just fly away, to some inland place where no navy's fighters could even reach him.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

But if President Luther sent the Navy against him . . . Superman could disable every ship without hurting anybody. Or, he could just fly away, to some inland place where no navy's fighters could even reach him.

There is no place on earth that one can hide from the Navy...

 

[loquere]

Superman doesn't battle the colors.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ny24xcscEZA/T4cj1ahifaI/AAAAAAAAAnk/KBC55QDQq-k/s1600/superman_pic.jpg

There was a comic issue that showed an opposite Superman. He landed in the USSR, he then leads the USSR peacefully I believe.

 

[KingOrfeo]

There was a comic issue that showed an opposite Superman. He landed in the USSR, he then leads the USSR peacefully I believe.

Superman: Red Son.

See also SNL's Nazi Superman, or Ubermann, skit.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

There was a comic issue that showed an opposite Superman. He landed in the USSR, he then leads the USSR peacefully I believe.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/56196/1497746-supermanredsoncvr3_1.jpg

Awesome book...