D'oh! Boy: Homer Simpson's crimefighting alter ego! Powers include gluttony, laziness, stupidity, and a kind of dumb luck that somehow always keeps him alive.
Antibiotiko: Shoots death rays lethal to all bacteria! Any villain he zaps is utterly doomed to suffer a mild, temporary vitamin deficiency for lack of symbiotic intestinal flora! Still can't do anything to viruses, though.
Doctor Mayjaluk: His psychically-enhanced stare can cause you to turn around briefly! Power works in subways, store lines, and especially when he's trying not to be noticed by the mooks on the grounds of the Fortress of Doom!
Sergeant Rock: The fighting NCO who can turn himself into a rock! For up to 24 hours! During that time he is mindless, helpless, and utterly defenseless against any superbaddie with a cold chisel. Still has the scars from the time the Joker sold him to a tombstone carver.
The Scream: Can endure near-limitless levels of pain without passing out or dying of shock! The worse it gets, the more fiercely he writhes on the ground and begs for mercy! The mightiest anesthetics are powerless against his agony!
Homo Flatulens: Farts like you wouldn't believe! Professor X believes he represents the next stage of human evolution. His distant descendants will be able to fly through the air and gas enemies unconscious. At the present stage of evolution, however, all he can do is make embarrassing noises and stink up the room.
Antibiotiko: Shoots death rays lethal to all bacteria! Any villain he zaps is utterly doomed to suffer a mild, temporary vitamin deficiency for lack of symbiotic intestinal flora! Still can't do anything to viruses, though.
Doctor Mayjaluk: His psychically-enhanced stare can cause you to turn around briefly! Power works in subways, store lines, and especially when he's trying not to be noticed by the mooks on the grounds of the Fortress of Doom!
Sergeant Rock: The fighting NCO who can turn himself into a rock! For up to 24 hours! During that time he is mindless, helpless, and utterly defenseless against any superbaddie with a cold chisel. Still has the scars from the time the Joker sold him to a tombstone carver.
The Scream: Can endure near-limitless levels of pain without passing out or dying of shock! The worse it gets, the more fiercely he writhes on the ground and begs for mercy! The mightiest anesthetics are powerless against his agony!
Homo Flatulens: Farts like you wouldn't believe! Professor X believes he represents the next stage of human evolution. His distant descendants will be able to fly through the air and gas enemies unconscious. At the present stage of evolution, however, all he can do is make embarrassing noises and stink up the room.
