Super Power's? If you could pick just one - what?

Which "one" Super Power would you choose?

  • Invulnerability (You could easily walk through neck-high poop.)

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • Super Human Strength & Stamina (You could make love like a locomotive on a hot August evening in Sav

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Flight (You could take off and impress all those of the opposite sex - take'um on joy rides.)

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Super Human Senses (Hightened hearing, touch, taste, sight, etc.. Great for oral sex.)

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • Super Human Intelligence (Maybe smart enough to "create and acquire" other powers on this list?)

    Votes: 5 29.4%
  • Super Human Speed (You could vibrate you own sex organ, enough to make your partner cum in 2 seconds

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • The ability to Shrink (very tiny) or Grow (to gigantic sizes) - (This would be cool on certain body

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Telekinetic Powers (Extra special mental shit, making things move, putting thoughts, sexy ones, in o

    Votes: 4 23.5%
  • X-Ray Vision (See other's naked?)

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Super Human Funk (The ability to harness all yourbodily functions and spew them in voluminous ways a

    Votes: 1 5.9%

  • Total voters
    17
  • Poll closed .

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Only one and write one in if I've omitted - there are a lot of'em - so I chose to only list the obvious - all time most popular ones.
 
I guess nobody wants super powers today.

But my Spider Sense tells me that there must be more.
 
Yeah - but which one do you think would win in battle?

I'd be fairly confident in my Super Funk.

Super Funk beats all.
 
Yes, but Super Human Intelligence could outwit your Funk any day of the week, Sparkmeister. ;)
 
I take the inteligence. then create a time machine. go to the future. Pick the winning lottery numbers then come back and buy the winning ticket.
 
I did not vote, I already have some of the senses.
Strength and Stamin. Flight the ability to make by partner soar above everthing else. Sences to be aware of her five sences, by stimulating her mind and body. Control to be able to control her mind through - thought and suggestion. Compassion, knowing when to start and when to finish taking her to the highest point of an orgasim, and then not stopping until she begs for me to stop. But most of all caring for her well being at all times, because in the final analysis, all she wants is to be hugged.
 
Good for you - sensitive Eric.... but.....

I meant "Super Human" stuff here - are you super human?

Or just super sensitive in a very human way?
 
I would have to go with the . .

mind control and such. It's just such a big turn on!:D :D
 
I dont know what i would want really. every power has its great advantages.

But I think strength and stamina would be the one id choose.

Id be able to do a lot for my family, get hard jobs that pay good and not have to quit cuz its to hard. Id be able to do things around the house so my dad wouldnt have to. hes not in shape to do things like that.

and yea. all that good stuff. the love making stuff is just an added bonus. hehe. Though all that stamina and crud is great with the love making. still dont got invulnerability. so your private parts are gonna be mighty worn! hehe. that couldnt be good!
 
I would want to be invisible

That way I could be anything from a voyeur to a bank robber.

;-)
 
you forgot red eyebeams.. and the ability to create multiple coppies of yourself, super agility/dexterity, the ability to absorb others' powers for a short period of time, teleportation, funky magnetic powers, the ability to supercharge things with energy so they explode when thrown or such, super immune system and healing abilities, the ability to absorb and store energy then shoot it back at your enemies, funky bionic shit, the ability to control fire, pink energy blades coming out of one's fists that stun, fancy energy pyrotechnics, the ability to control the weather, ability to breath water and talk to fish and such, the ability to wiegh 1200 lbs. and be like a big tub of goo (literally), and to not only be invulnerable, but NEIGH INVULNERABLE!! (though you gotta be about 7 ft. tall with little antennae and really dumb)

oh, and the power to blend in with any surface and such like a cameleon.... yeah.. definently yeah..


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I already anwered this in another thread, but this is a poll, and a Sparky poll at that, so here we go again.

Super Speed. There is no other power. I'm talking about the DC Comics Style Super Speed, where you can vibrate through solid objects, "Buzzsaw" things with your superfast hands, travel through time, create gale-force winds by waving your arms really fast, and make 1/60th of a second last for about five hours of your subjective time. With this power, I would finally be able to get everything done in one day that others expect me to get done, and still have about a month out of every day to goof off.
 
I dont believe I saw invisibility anywhere (and if it was there maybe I needed heightened vision powers lol) but being invis would be the best.....could go anywhere and do anything and never be caught.Well except by those with super sense of smell. And, of course i would have to use my power for evil....or I would settle for just general mischief.
 
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