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Why is mofo short for motherfucker?
Shouldn't it be mofu?
 
This thread's why White Men shudna be allowed ta Rap, dansk, sing, ur speak.
 
Why is mofo short for motherfucker?
Shouldn't it be mofu?


Alliteration— pure, plain and simple.


That and— as we all know— the rules of English grammar and spelling are frequently nonsensical, nearly chaotic and mostly voluntary.


 
Randy : Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy : Oh, good.
Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady : Jive dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
 
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