Super important question

[Liar]

Why is mofo short for motherfucker?
Shouldn't it be mofu?

 

[doowdniw]

poetic license

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's one of those words that should always be used in its entirety...anyway.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Why is blood blue but when you bleed its red?

 

[smoothg103rd]

It's one of those words that should always be used in its entirety...anyway.

Your av doesn't fit my image of you.

 

[kbate]

This thread's why White Men shudna be allowed ta Rap, dansk, sing, ur speak.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Your av doesn't fit my image of you.

You put too much stock in avatars, then.

 

[parodyluvr75]

This thread's why White Men shudna be allowed ta Rap, dansk, sing, ur speak.

Or wear pants?

 

[smoothg103rd]

You put too much stock in avatars, then.

Or maybe I put too much stock into you.

 

[Liar]

This thread's why White Men shudna be allowed ta Rap, dansk, sing, ur speak.

I only do one of those. Cautiously.

Or wear pants?

That I do.

Ok, not now. But in sober and in public.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Or maybe I put too much stock into you.

Hold the schmaltz.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I prefer mafa.

 

[trysail]

Why is mofo short for motherfucker?
Shouldn't it be mofu?

Alliteration— pure, plain and simple.


That and— as we all know— the rules of English grammar and spelling are frequently nonsensical, nearly chaotic and mostly voluntary.


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[parodyluvr75]

I only do one of those. Cautiously.

That I do.

Ok, not now. But in sober and in public.

I like a man drunk with no pants, occasionally.

In public, sober and with pants is preferred.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Randy : Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy : Oh, good.
Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady : Jive dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!