Super Hero Celebrity Origin Tales

[GratefulFred]

Ok people here's an exercise in creativity. Take any movie star/celebrity and give them super powers good or bad (inspired from a previous on going post I might add) and write a short origins tale with a touch of sexuality naturally.

Here's a few examples...

While sucking on a latex condum, Brittney Spears got involved in a freak lightning accident that caused her molecules and the molecular structure of the spermacidal condom to be merged. Brittney soon discovered that she had the power to cloud men's sexual prowess thus reducing them to weak sissies. Donning a mask after concerts she prowels the head shops after dark to defend the world against evil wrong doers. Thus was born the legend of "Condom Controler"

While chowing down on a balony sandwich Halle Berry was unaware that the balony in question was tainted with a radioactivity isotope. Feeling somewhat queezy she barfed up the contents which traveled an amazing 100 feet away blowing a whole through a nearby wall. later She discovered that she could barf at will and with deadly force, which gave her some ideas in case a lover failed to bring her to orgasm. Thus was born the legend of "Barf Girl"

If you can't write one, I, or someone else will do our best to take any star and jam one out for ya.

 

[Fitzdraco]

On a related note, there is a song that is played on Dr. Demento occasionaly called Brittney Zombie. It's a humor song like most of the songs on that show, and it's about how Brittney Spears turns all guys around her into mindless zombies. It is hard to find.


Now let me try an origen.


For this I'll use Lisa Kudrow, Phoebe from Friends.

Most people know that an actor or actress is not the person they play. This is one of those cases where it could not be more true, considering the science background of the actress, and the character she played.

Not everyone knows this though, we refer to these people as psychos or huge fans depending on how charitable we are feeling at the moment.

Well in this case a fan had such beliefe and a knowledge of the occult and used his powers to turn reality into his fantasy.

Lisa Kudrow now has the power to cloud mens minds, confuse anybody, and grant prophetic insight at unusual times.

Ok that's not very fair as I had something to work with.

I could give Halle Bary (sp?) the power to wreck comic book movies but it appears she already has it.

If you want I could work on something like this, but It might take some time.

 

[GratefulFred]

No keep going...

While reading what you wrote I just had the revelation of Madonna.

One has to wonder how Madonna, basically a strip dancer, has gone on to amass such fame and fortune. Now the truth is known that she has been practicing the ancient art of Kabbala - Jewish mysticism for quite sometime now. Though she's recently revealed her secret identity, it is a fact that she was able to mass hypnotise the world on MTV as she paraded her body in "Like a Virgin". Through careful anti-Kabbalistic filters supllied by a Hassidic sector fearful of the switch over in members, it can be seen that she actually never moved her lips during such song. How can this be? Is it possible that Madonna is using her Kabbalistic powers right now to convert the women of the world to bisexualism?

Who can stop this mad woman? Wait...bisexual? That's actually not such a bad idea...

Keep writing Fitz and hopefully we'll stir up some creative passion out here.

Dr. Demento rules!

 

[nushu2]

Not many people know this, but Angeline Jolie is an experienced tantric flyer. She can actually attain great elevation and become an air traffic hazard but only during an orgasm. She is on a world wide search to find the man, or woman, who can get her into the mile-high club.

 

[GratefulFred]

Secret Origin of "Cruise Man" exposed...

Originally born Thomas Muffan, life was pretty shitty for the young geek. Rejected by his flag football team Tommy was forced in to dance school. Performing as Snow White had a profound effect on young Muffan's career so much so that he decided upon seeing some men in white Navy outfits, that he had a new calling in life. However life as a seamen got kind of sticky for Tom as he one day got thrown out by a bunch of his sailors upon failing an "oral" exam. This was really bad timing as the deck of the USS Sexual Liberty was cleared out, and Tom was unaware that a cruise missle was about to go off. Somehow Tom got exposed to the cruise missles radiation and miraculously survived. Upon discharge Tom discovered that he had the ability while cruising sunset strip to pick up chics at random. In time he switched his name to Tom Cruise a.k.a the "Cruise Man" and even when he amassed some $50 million dollars net worth his ability to cruise the strip and pick up chics or other hot bods was not affected.

Ok...who's next?

 

[nushu2]

George Lucas was busy screening the new porno version version of Star Whores. Sitting in the theatre, he had an uncontrollable urge to touch himself during a scene involving Jabba the Pud and Princess Lay'all. Lightning struck the theatre, just as he was cumming and the electricity was sent into the digital surround sound system. This caused an instantaneous, mutating burst of sound from millions of watts of amplification, leaving him with 5.1 articulated dicks. He isn't quite sure how to use this as a superpower but his wife won't let him out of the house anyhow.

 

[GratefulFred]

John Kerry a.k.a Mr. Fantastic Penis

Yes true believers, John Kerry may tell part of the tale about how he saved people in Vietnam but what he and his war buddies have failled to disclose is how. Modest as he is, John Kerry as a young child was exposed to some cosmic rays that had gotten slipped in a cereal box. Apparently some of the radiation leaked out leaving young Kerry with some strange powers. He, for some unbeknowest reason had the ability to grow his penis to enormous sizes and shoot out vats of sticky cum at will. He of course demonstrated his powers in the shower room as a kid so that no bullies would pick on him. He contemplated a life in porno until he met this hot babe with a three foot tongue who said she'd love to do a man in uniform. Kerry volunteered the next day and made it out to Vietnam, where upon one unfortunate day his buddies were trapped and he was forced to shoot sperm all over the enemies and some hot vietnameese babes as he went to save his buddies who had the comic book he lent them. Turns out that babe did give him that blow job and married him once her husband kicked the bucket in some accident.

 

[nushu2]

"The Amazing Idiot"

George 'Dubyah' Bush - no story, he was just born that way.


Congratulate me on losing me Literotica virginity.

Just another virgin sacrifice on the altar of bad taste and poor judgement.

 

[GratefulFred]

Doctor Chaney Doom

Dick Chaney, oil tycoon, was just doing his job of recieving blow jobs from welfare moms desparate to have their food stamps when out of the blue moon a meteor slams into his office causing Chaney's cock to get bitten off. Miraculously, Dick felt no loss from his missing dick. Seeing a doctor shortly after, the doctor (soon to be dead) discovered that part of the meteor radiation mutated Mr. Chaney gave him incredible powers to make the wrong decisions 100% of the time. The doctor was then killed after Dick Chaney thanked him thus proving his point.

Dick Chaney decided to use his newly acquired powers to help the United States making it a great country and the results speak for themselves.

Thus was born the evil Doctor Chaney Doom. Ok virginless, you're up...or someone else pol..eease...heehee



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